🍗 Deathfat Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - Formerly Fat Faggot who cried because he ate and ate because he cried.

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Peaches Demure dijo:
Was his head always this tiny? He's starting to look like he has microcephaly.
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I thought the same thing when I saw that profile... also that with that fat neck and hump, if I saw Nik from behind I would assume he had Downs Syndrome.

Not sure if it's been posted but KeemStar had Leafy and Nik on his show recently where the topic immediately went to how huge he's gotten. Leafy spent most of the time making digs on Nik which was really the more entertaining part.


Nikocado: Yesterday I was trying to pick up my socks and sprained my back because it's too hard to bend down..(rambles on about Orlin yelling at him)

Leafy: Oh my god... This Skype call is so fucking American, bro.
 
fuzzdew dijo:
I haven’t watched this video, but this is one of two people who bought his 300$ tier.
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She doesn't show nor talks about anything on Patreon because she's terrified of being sued if she leaks anything. She paid for it, immediately regretted it, messaged Nik and he'll put her name in his videos for a moment.

I like Alizee, she's entertaining enough, if you have 15 minutes to spare watch it, if you're looking for any info on his Patreon skip it.
 
fuzzdew dijo:
I haven’t watched this video, but this is one of two people who bought his 300$ tier.
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I watched a bit of this. She's just put this up for clickbait. Nik was right up her ass and commented in her section that he's emailed her. About what? Reminding her that she'll be sued?? She's a fucking coward AND a moron for giving him any money at all.
 
Why? Why? WHY would anyone pay to see this blubbery, bitchy, bloviating beast jiggle his lard and shake his taupe-hued wang around? Is someone actually having a wank to his content? Well, actually, there's always some guy, somewhere, having a wank to something inexplicable. But really--this fucking guy? There are plenty of overweight gay exhibitionists who aren't nearly as revolting as Nick. He has an asshole like a furry collapsed star. He has a penis that looks like the back end of a southbound mule. He has a face like a thirty-year old russet potato. What in the actual Christ is going on here?

For $300 a month, contact me. You'll get naked, farting-in-a-bathtub-full-of-noodles, whiny, scat-obsessed, ass-smacking, genital-strumming videos. It won't necessarily be of me, but I can definitely provide you with sound content for that price.
 
I think most of us kiwis don't leak his content because giving Nick attention is what he ultimately wants also even his content is very samey and he reposts a lot. He plays the game too hard and his main audience is fetishists, he has higher views because he keeps getting attention from commentary channel, same thing happened to Amber but his content this month has been piss poor and Nick does a thing a lot of lolcows do when they kill the joke e.g. Jasper, Nancy.

Nick thinks putting it in words will deter people. He tried posing as a lawyer to kiwifarms. The stuff will come eventually on her its a matter of time.
 
Dickocado Fagocado dijo:
I watched a bit of this. She's just put this up for clickbait. Nik was right up her ass and commented in her section that he's emailed her. About what? Reminding her that she'll be sued?? She's a fucking coward AND a moron for giving him any money at all.
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She's an actual no-joke schizophrenic redditor it's the greatest shit. inb4 she comes out as bi.
 
heatboss dijo:
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Probably because like most Mukbangers he vomits 90% of what he stuffs down on camera.

Then again, maybe he only vomits half, or finishes the food after he pukes off camera because you don't become THAT fat when you are doing the Furious Pete thing and immediately purging then going for a workout after a speed-record eating video.

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Regarding 'Leakers will be sued, 2 have been for 2020' I am sure he counts this limp dick threat to n00l that was shot down in 1 post and 9 pages of mockery and asshole pics so leakers shouldn't be overly concerned.

I hate to compliment Nik but god, that video was brilliant
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Watched the first few mins, and I have to agree. I don't smoke weed anymore, but Nico's antics and brilliant tactic of filming from his belly while stomping up and down the halls with clenched fists and raving like a big autistic toddler absolutely screams for weed before watching. You will get a workout purely from laughter.
 
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I can't even like this bitch ironically I've seen snipbits of his videos and he genuinely makes me feel so god damn uncomfortable that shit ain't even close to be funny its just downright unnerving. And he was close to making me loose my god damn appetite when I watched him shave his head over food and then watching said hair falling onto the food.
 
Nick's red T-shirt reminds me of Chris Chan's iconic The Classic polo shirt. He wears it in a whole slew of his highest-viewed videos (typically ones prominently featuring him breaking down) and it's really become a mainstay of his image.
 
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