🍗 Deathfat Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - Formerly Fat Faggot who cried because he ate and ate because he cried.

[Mandaark]

His asshole looks like greasy hairy lips if you turn your head sideways
That is all

 

[A borscht-on]

Those OnlyFans videos made me so disgusted, I had to watch 4 girls finger paint to calm down.

Hell, I had to watch 2 Girls 1 Cup to calm down.

 

[Cock wombler]

Wetback licked sauce off his arm his hand and his phone. I think he also wiped it up off the table using his pizza. And we thought chintal was bad with sauce.

 

[The Un-Clit]

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I've seen gay sex. I've seen horrible sex. And I've heard horrible sex. This is the most horrible sounding gay sex of all time.

And then burning half the video runtime waiting for Orlin to deliver the money shot just makes it that much horrible and shitty. I honestly don't think i've seen gay sex so unpleasant before. There was just no excuse for those feculent, flatulent sounds to come out of Nico's mouth. (Or possibly Orlin's asshole, who can tell when they're joined like that.)

also

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uZ6YATvFmdU
Just go to 7:30 for lolz.

Dirty Sanchez can't help smiling and blowing the whole gig. It's so obviously faked it's like watching a brand new pro wrestler trying to cut a promo on his opponent.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

The more they try to amp up the drama, the more boring and repetitive it gets. I can't get through more than one minute of one of their videos.

 

[raritycunt]

Those OnlyFans videos made me so disgusted, I had to watch 4 girls finger paint to calm down.

Soap cutting videos are a big help too

 

[Rohan Kishibe]

Not only is Orlin a bad actor and a disgusting eater, but he's also SO fucking boring to watch. At least Nick has subjects to talk about, instead of just sitting there chewing and moping. Watching this newest video almost makes me want to call Nick 'entertaining'.

 

[raritycunt]

Not only is Orlin a bad actor and a disgusting eater, but he's also SO fucking boring to watch. At least Nick has subjects to talk about, instead of just sitting there chewing and moping. Watching this newest video almost makes me want to call Nick 'entertaining'.

Oh man his “shouting” at Nik when he’s “mad” is so bad, he doesn’t sound like he even knows what English is half the time

 

[Occipital Fupa]

Dirty Sanchez can't help smiling and blowing the whole gig. It's so obviously faked it's like watching a brand new pro wrestler trying to cut a promo on his opponent.

Part of me still wants to believe these two morons are actual geniuses, trolling the entire planet with their made up stories on YouTube. Once the camera is off, they live a very happy and normal life, all while laughing all the way to the bank. But would they be so involved in this charade that they would be willing to double their weight and jeopardise their health for money?

Also, it doesn't explain the OnlyFan. Eww.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Soap cutting videos are a big help too

I prefer metal melting/home casting ASMR vids myself. Every one of us autists in denial needs our anti-stimulation, especially after witnessing scenes like this so gawdawful that the Devil himself might come up from hell to sub their Onlyfans and watch.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

Spoiler: nsfw

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

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My god, the spitting
kiwis, your thoughts, what’s worse: this or the last of us 2 sex scene?

 

[Haesindang Park]

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It looks like he's being fucked by a sumo wrestler. Holy shit Orlin's titties look like they're trying to twerk like ass cheeks clapping against each other!

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

Spoiler: nsfw

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I need to say that I have never seen such an unsexy sex scene.

 

[The Un-Clit]

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The only lube they use is fucking SALIVA?? No wonder Nico's asshole looks like a blown-out O-ring! And no wonder he looks so uncomfortable taking it in the ass when LONG ago it should have reached the point of pain-free and pleasureable instead.

Fucking idiots don't even know how to fag properly!

I couldn't agree more that this is the least sexy sex-scene i've seen short of those disgusting ones where the guy is punching and slapping the shit out of the girl while getting a BJ and fucking her. (supposedly consentual.)

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

An Indian fidget spinner, which was an Indian dude who got caught on the tracks of the train and was promptly spun around when the train showed up, until his lower half was jello.

Your name describes my feelings about this thread perfectly

 

[Pizdec]

Your name describes my feelings about this thread perfectly

I WAS TRYING TO POST ON A DIFFERENT THREAD.

Fuck, my only two cents is I hope this dude chokes harder then Chantel did on his boyfriend's dick with how much he whines.

 

[NoodleToodle]

Spoiler: nsfw

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Imagine the smell.

 

[ParaBeagle]

It's been a while I haven't checked on Nick and... good God.

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It's like 20 years have passed between these 2 mukbangs. They went from a cute gay couple in their early 20's to two retired fat porn actors in their mid 40's... all within 3 years.

This shocks me more than their OnlyFans pictures and videos. (but not by much cuz ewww)

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the fatter orlin gets the more he looks like the stereotype illegal day labourer

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Wetback licked sauce off his arm his hand and his phone.

You racist, Orlin is a "frogman".