Niggercattle finance - Kiwi Farms' Caleb Hammer Moment

[harbringer883]

Knew some retard at college who literally got an allowance from his family but would still complain that he never had money. I later found out why: he'd been blowing thousands of dollars on Genshin Impact.

I know someone who did the same thing, but with fucking brawl stars.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

The legalization of online sports betting is going to be studied as a generational catastrophe, mark my words.

Opioid crisis tier fuckup.
And it was just imposed on us. There was no movement to make it legal. People were fine going to Vegas or Atlantic City or the Res to waste their earned money.
States just wanted for gambling revenue.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Don't get me wrong, I really don't like Caleb, especially his political fence sitting, but the show's just become unwatchable. It's now just a retard service. Also him complaining about benefits for soldiers when? We have a much bigger problem with. Retirees and Social Security.

 

[harbringer883]

Somebody made a collection of all his greentexts as a PDF

I love the stories of Longpostguy, a guy on /o/ that worked as a second hand car dealer. He shared some of his favorite niggercattle finance moments. People that come in with ragged credit scores that end up with a 28% interest rate for 72 months on a shitbox that probably won't last the next 6 years they're paying.
The dealership has a 4 tier system for the banks that extend loans.
T I: Sterling credit rating, Person has a long line of credit he always paid off. Will get a nice loan with a low interest rate for a reasonable time.
T II: Someone newer or someone who might've been late once or twice. Or might not have any money for a down payment. Good rates.
T III: questionable borrower, will have some black marks on record, will have to suffer.
T IV: Niggercattle finance. Loan sharks that will ask for 28.9% interest (legal max.), all personal details and a tracker on the car for when it needs to get repossessed.

Spoiler: collection of stories

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Do you guys happen to have any more of this guys stuff?

 

[Waffle Iron]

Do you guys happen to have any more of this guys stuff?

You quoted someone who said they provided a PDF of all his greentexts.

 

[harbringer883]

You quoted someone who said they provided a PDF of all his greentexts.

Maybe I was the real niggercattle all along