💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[KingofManga420]

That mugshot is the best photo I've ever seen of him. His hair even looks pretty clean! I mean, not clean clean, but better than expected.

I was expecting a facial expression that communicated profound butthurt, or perhaps a bit of psychotic mugging, but he even kept that normal. This expression just says, "Welp, ya got me."

"It was aboot time."

 

[HypeBeast]

A moment of silence for whoever is unfortunate enough to have to share a cell with him.

 

[The Midnight Rapist]

HALLELUJAH!

 

[Doc Cassidy]

This is great! Every time I check this thread to see if he's been arrested I leave disappointed. Not this time!

 

[introman]

Here's a docket of the charges:

Spoiler

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

CAPPED FOR POSTERIOR POSTERITY

Spoiler

I'm so happy I could cry. Finally, two innocent young women will be able to sleep tonight.

 

[Muttnik]

I can't believe it. It's finally over.
Enjoy prison life, Nick. Just goes to show that there is still some hope left in the world.

 

[benzodiazepine]

Well, our near constant stream of Nick content has now come to an end. You can't use Twitter on the inside. I hope he gets raped.

 

[Rilakkuma]

I had such a wonderful day out today and come back to even more wonderful news. Rot in hell you sick bastard.

 

[Pickle Man]

About time. Atleast Anna and Amber can finally rest knowing that Nick is no longer free and can't hurt anyone else anymore. If I could, I'd probably buy this whole forum drink in celebration.

 

[Tomboy]

Also heard child molesters aren't too popular with other inmates...

 

[Damocles_Sword]

I've been waiting so long to ask this question, who has the worse mugshot crazy eye, Nick or Chris?

 

[pickledance]

This honestly made my day.

 

['tism]

Today is a good day.

 

[Night Terror]

I can't help but wish that he got one last tweet out.
"The police are ootside. Are they here for me? They're probably not, since I heard some disturbance doonstairs. Also, I'm a little girl"

 

[HypeBeast]

I've been waiting so long to ask this question, who has the worse mugshot crazy eye, Nick or Chris?

Chris always wins.
Lil tomboy blue gonna blow your horn.

Spoiler

 

[fishercat]

This made my entire goddamn day. I hope you rot in there, you sick fucker.

 

[Zim]

Spoiler: Have A Drink On Me

Even you guys who aren't old enough! It's just that sort of day!

 

[AnOminous]

It would appear sick nick is in jail.

http://web.co.lancaster.pa.us/756/Whos-In-Jail

prison ID # 15-1788. Arrested 4/29/15.

To soon to pop the cork?

YES! YES!! YES!!!!

Pop that motherfucker right the fuck now!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mZI54Y8qf70
But seriously, how long is he going to be in?

The rest of his short life.

 

[Meowthkip]

I'm home and I think I'm going to open up a bottle of hard cider. There's sirens constantly going off, rioting in the city, my laptop is crapping out and there's a storm coming, but this made it better.

Rest in fucking pieces, Nick.