💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

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Hunger Mythos dijo:
I guess he's going to be giving his Coffee Crew comic another go; this time starring Anna:
https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/400587_542357302525772_422541769_n.jpg
Anyone else totally baffled by "Devout Christian" on the right? Its a bunch of "OH SO WACKY~!" characters and just someone normal.

Also it looks like shite.
 
DrChristianTroy dijo:
Hunger Mythos dijo:
I guess he's going to be giving his Coffee Crew comic another go; this time starring Anna:
https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/400587_542357302525772_422541769_n.jpg
Anyone else totally baffled by "Devout Christian" on the right? Its a bunch of "OH SO WACKY~!" characters and just someone normal.

Also it looks like shite.
Moreover, why does he have a top hat that extends to the sky? I'm baffled by that and the fact he put panties as a comic character. He thinks he's funny, but he's not in the slightest.
 
fuzzypickles dijo:
DrChristianTroy dijo:
Hunger Mythos dijo:
I guess he's going to be giving his Coffee Crew comic another go; this time starring Anna:
https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/400587_542357302525772_422541769_n.jpg
Anyone else totally baffled by "Devout Christian" on the right? Its a bunch of "OH SO WACKY~!" characters and just someone normal.

Also it looks like shite.
Moreover, why does he have a top hat that extends to the sky? I'm baffled by that and the fact he put panties as a comic character. He thinks he's funny, but he's not in the slightest.
Maybe he's like professor Layton. Only instead of solving puzzles he plays with shit.
 
exball dijo:
fuzzypickles dijo:
DrChristianTroy dijo:
Anyone else totally baffled by "Devout Christian" on the right? Its a bunch of "OH SO WACKY~!" characters and just someone normal.

Also it looks like shite.
Moreover, why does he have a top hat that extends to the sky? I'm baffled by that and the fact he put panties as a comic character. He thinks he's funny, but he's not in the slightest.
Maybe he's like professor Layton. Only instead of solving puzzles he plays with shit.

This screams 'Adventure Time knockoff' more to me than anything. but there's a hint of Superjail! in there too I think. I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed Anna's inflated rear bumper; that said, I also noticed that he's not exactly been flattering to the rest of her, plus the slur in her little title thing, yet he's got his arm very firmly around her. Should be relatively interesting to see where this goes.

I think I may amend my previous statement...Mister 'shit pitcher' Bate is unfortunately both a better dancer AND artist than OPL.
 
This cat is 31 flavors of fucked up. I find nothing lulzy about this guy. He's just cringe-inducing nightmare fuel.

I Also noticed that he is the only male character in his comic. I find this rather unsettling.
 
I shall respect the "Be Civil" rule by simply saying I hope Nick Bate has an unfortunate accident involving barbed wire, a combine harvester and a rabid syphilitic Moose.
 
DrChristianTroy dijo:
Hunger Mythos dijo:
I guess he's going to be giving his Coffee Crew comic another go; this time starring Anna:
https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/400587_542357302525772_422541769_n.jpg
Anyone else totally baffled by "Devout Christian" on the right? Its a bunch of "OH SO WACKY~!" characters and just someone normal.

Also it looks like shite.

She will be like the Flanders of his comic, only it will be like, "Nick! shit fetishes are demonic and sinful!" Then Nicks character will have sex with her and she will feel guilty for enjoying it. I mean this is the quality of writing I imagine something written by bate would be.
 
"Coffee Crew" looks like a very bad rip-off of the "Questionable Content" web comic. I seem to remember that one having a robot maid, as well, and being comprised 90% of female characters.

Also, I love the way his comic self is slim, whereas his real-life self could double as an unwashed Michelin Man. Reminds me very much of Christian.
 
Oh god, he's getting into animation? Can you imagine a flash cartoon made by Nick Bate? It'd just be ten minutes of Nick rambling about how good anal sex is and how disgusting vaginas are, with a lot of painfully bad LOLZRANDOM humor thrown in. It wouldn't pass muster on Newgrounds.
 
Just finished reading the ED article on this guy. Out of curiosity, I checked out his twitter. This man is literally the most insane person I have ever seen online. Worse than any SJW, he's not even a Lolcow. He's just pure filth. He scares me.
 
Even as a child, Nick had horrid teeth.
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Hunger Mythos dijo:
Even as a child, Nick had horrid teeth.
https://o.twimg.com/1/proxy.jpg?t=FQQVBBgpaHR0cHM6Ly90d2l0cGljLmNvbS9zaG93L2xhcmdlL2Rud3Fxdi5qcGcUAhYAEgA&s=5AyoWPwhFaigqwhaa9S_dSWdfNLth5RbegmsaJ1SfkI
That t-shirt. It's a parody of Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby" but I can't quite figure it out. I. Am. Fascinated.
 
Hunger Mythos dijo:
Even as a child, Nick had horrid teeth.
https://o.twimg.com/1/proxy.jpg?t=FQQVBBgpaHR0cHM6Ly90d2l0cGljLmNvbS9zaG93L2xhcmdlL2Rud3Fxdi5qcGcUAhYAEgA&s=5AyoWPwhFaigqwhaa9S_dSWdfNLth5RbegmsaJ1SfkI

Jesus Christ, either Nick was an ugly kid or that's a terrible picture. He looks like something out of a horror movie...of course, in a way, he kind of is.
 
Hunger Mythos dijo:
Even as a child, Nick had horrid teeth.
https://o.twimg.com/1/proxy.jpg?t=FQQVBBgpaHR0cHM6Ly90d2l0cGljLmNvbS9zaG93L2xhcmdlL2Rud3Fxdi5qcGcUAhYAEgA&s=5AyoWPwhFaigqwhaa9S_dSWdfNLth5RbegmsaJ1SfkI

If he was showing these issues that early, then his parents really need to be ashamed of not getting him the proper care. Braces are expensive, but the least they could have done is go to a dentist and have the extra teeth pulled, that would have helped a lot.
 
Hunger Mythos dijo:
Even as a child, Nick had horrid teeth.
https://o.twimg.com/1/proxy.jpg?t=FQQVBBgpaHR0cHM6Ly90d2l0cGljLmNvbS9zaG93L2xhcmdlL2Rud3Fxdi5qcGcUAhYAEgA&s=5AyoWPwhFaigqwhaa9S_dSWdfNLth5RbegmsaJ1SfkI
Is it bad that even at that age, he still looks like someone I want to punch in the face?
 
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