💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

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I think I know some kind of lite version of Nick Bate IRL. In 2 classes he has to sit right next to this girl I know. I pity her.

He's about a quarter Indonesian, and also fucking fat, like 260 lbs or something (HEAVIER THAN OPL!!!!!!!!!)
 
I just saw a commercial that said drugs mess up your cognitive, which is what my psych eval says I have too much of. Where do you get drugs?

I hate it when people make adjectives into nouns. Cognitive ABILITY? I vaguely recall reading the psych eval, since he was dumb as toast and uploaded it himself, and the one thing it did not say he had too much of was cognitive ability. This is the guy, as recently mentioned here, who would respond to a fire in his apartment by texting his aunt for instructions. (Also, there was a literally nauseating set of tweets not too long ago where he describes the process of heating up a Hungry Man dinner or something, and on the way back from the microwave, he steps in his own vomit, which he just left on the floor... not overendowed with brains, no.)
 
NobleGreyHorse dijo:
I just saw a commercial that said drugs mess up your cognitive, which is what my psych eval says I have too much of. Where do you get drugs?

I hate it when people make adjectives into nouns. Cognitive ABILITY? I vaguely recall reading the psych eval, since he was dumb as toast and uploaded it himself, and the one thing it did not say he had too much of was cognitive ability. This is the guy, as recently mentioned here, who would respond to a fire in his apartment by texting his aunt for instructions. (Also, there was a literally nauseating set of tweets not too long ago where he describes the process of heating up a Hungry Man dinner or something, and on the way back from the microwave, he steps in his own vomit, which he just left on the floor... not overendowed with brains, no.)

Welp, now I hope he gets involved with drugs so he can kill himself with an overdose.

I feel dirty for laughing at his pun earlier.

EDIT: You forgot the tweets where he talks about the maggots in his sink.
 
Springblossom dijo:
EDIT: You forgot the tweets where he talks about the maggots in his sink.

I must have been distracted by the ones where he talks about the maggots on top of his TV, where his cat was just sitting. I don't know what that means for the cat but it's nothing good. |:(
 
Springblossom dijo:
EDIT: You forgot the tweets where he talks about the maggots in his sink.
NobleGreyHorse dijo:
Springblossom dijo:
EDIT: You forgot the tweets where he talks about the maggots in his sink.

I must have been distracted by the ones where he talks about the maggots on top of his TV, where his cat was just sitting. I don't know what that means for the cat but it's nothing good. |:(

Is it possible he's starting to hallucinate? Or is flat out lying as usual?
 
Anything's possible, I guess. IANAD, but I always had the impression that auditory hallucinations were loads more common than convincing, 3-D visual ones. I don't think he's clever enough to find a description of maggots online somewhere and then lie about it. If he's routinely puking on the floor (and porch, as he mentioned elsewhere) and leaving it there, that's like pure heaven for a young fly couple wanting to settle down and have 2.2 billion kids.
 
NobleGreyHorse dijo:
Anything's possible, I guess. IANAD, but I always had the impression that auditory hallucinations were loads more common than convincing, 3-D visual ones. I don't think he's clever enough to find a description of maggots online somewhere and then lie about it. If he's routinely puking on the floor (and porch, as he mentioned elsewhere) and leaving it there, that's like pure heaven for a young fly couple wanting to settle down and have 2.2 billion kids.

It makes sense that he dose, If I was nick bates I would puke from constantly being nick bates too.
 
Well, Nick Bate's still being a disgusting slob. Nothing new.

Oh wait, now it's about puke instead of shit?
 
NobleGreyHorse dijo:
Springblossom dijo:
EDIT: You forgot the tweets where he talks about the maggots in his sink.

I must have been distracted by the ones where he talks about the maggots on top of his TV, where his cat was just sitting. I don't know what that means for the cat but it's nothing good. |:(

Couldn't that mean that the cat has worms? I could see that happening if it lives with Nick Bate.
 
That's what I thought, but his descriptions are so fucking vague. I mean, for all we know the cat has some maggot-infested wound that genius-brain here has somehow failed to notice. He's more into Pokemon than a real animal in his actual environment.
 
NobleGreyHorse dijo:
That's what I thought, but his descriptions are so fucking vague. I mean, for all we know the cat has some maggot-infested wound that genius-brain here has somehow failed to notice. He's more into Pokemon than a real animal in his actual environment.
And now I'm sad and disgusted at the same time. Ew.
 
Oop, I just bit into a Twix I had in my fridge so it wouldn't melt but it hardened it TOO much and noo I have a loose tooth bugging me.
It took me 40 minutes to eat my 397-gram sweet 'n' soor chicken meal. This tooth needs to hurry up and fall oot before I commit suicide.
He has a loose tooth due to his poor hygiene.
 
Hunger Mythos dijo:
Oop, I just bit into a Twix I had in my fridge so it wouldn't melt but it hardened it TOO much and noo I have a loose tooth bugging me.
It took me 40 minutes to eat my 397-gram sweet 'n' soor chicken meal. This tooth needs to hurry up and fall oot before I commit suicide.
He has a loose tooth due to his poor hygiene.

I'm surprised he doesn't have an going infection in his jaw by now.
 
SodomyRocket dijo:
Hunger Mythos dijo:
Oop, I just bit into a Twix I had in my fridge so it wouldn't melt but it hardened it TOO much and noo I have a loose tooth bugging me.
It took me 40 minutes to eat my 397-gram sweet 'n' soor chicken meal. This tooth needs to hurry up and fall oot before I commit suicide.
He has a loose tooth due to his poor hygiene.

I'm surprised he doesn't have an going infection in his jaw by now.
What if he does have an infection within his jaw and he just doesn't realize it by now.
 
c-no dijo:
What if he does have an infection within his jaw and he just doesn't realize it by now.

Depends on how long it takes for him to give up and see a doctor. If he gets a raging infection and doesn't seek help, it could kill him.
 
Usually this is the result of periodontal disease. In layman's terms, his gums are rotting away, possibly down to the bone. That's what causes all the teeth to fall out.

Seeing that Nick probably isn't getting autism bucks and access to socialized medicine, he doesn't really have a way to get to the dentist and remedy this now as he should. Usually this is resolved with a scaling/planing (nasty procedure where they peel back the gums over what's left and scrape your teeth clean) and implants to provide continued jawbone structure. Not that he would do any of this even if he did have assloads of money. So what's going to happen is that his teeth will eventually ALL fall out and he'll be left with this nasty jaw erosion, thanks to no teeth providing the structural support. What does this look like?

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So yeah, Nick's pretty screwed either way. Not even Chris has dental problems this bad.
 
KatsuKitty dijo:
So yeah, Nick's pretty screwed either way. Not even Chris has dental problems this bad.
Makes me wonder why. I would believe he's making it up, but his mouth pictures are fucking awful. Usually gum disease is wrought on by sugary diets, so I guess Chris picks hamburgers instead candy. Either that or there's a pretty real chance Nick eats his own shit and that's a really awesome way to get all sorts of fun problems.
 
Null dijo:
KatsuKitty dijo:
So yeah, Nick's pretty screwed either way. Not even Chris has dental problems this bad.
Makes me wonder why. I would believe he's making it up, but his mouth pictures are fucking awful. Usually gum disease is wrought on by sugary diets, so I guess Chris picks hamburgers instead candy. Either that or there's a pretty real chance Nick eats his own shit and that's a really awesome way to get all sorts of fun problems.

Genetics, as far as I can tell. I mean, I brush my teeth night and day and still end up with cavities, because my teeth are just naturally crap. So combine Nick's possibly bad genetics with virtually non-existant hygiene and it's a veritable recipe for a swift decline.
 
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