💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[Duke Nukem]

God, I hope he is. He cannot be allowed to breed.

Well you have to remember his extreme disgust and fear of the vagina, if he knew you had to stick it there to breed...ah what am I kidding he would probably fantasize and wonder if it would be possible to impregnate someone up by forcing his dick up their ass and go on about turd children or something.

Whether he is fertile or not, it's kind of a moot point, because he supposedly does not like vaginas. Like any girl would want to sleep with him to begin with.

 

[Mr. 0]

Blachu, be glad he most likely isn't smart enough to hire a hooker.

 

[Saney]

Blachu, be glad he most likely isn't smart enough to hire a hooker.

I dunno though, while Nick is dumb, he's not as dumb as most people think. Christ-Ian said that most of it is him just saying stupid stuff for attention. And if Chris can get a hooker, well...

 

[Mr. 0]

Blachu, be glad he most likely isn't smart enough to hire a hooker.

I dunno though, while Nick is dumb, he's not as dumb as most people think. Christ-Ian said that most of it is him just saying stupid stuff for attention. And if Chris can get a hooker, well...

Let's get his ass thrown in jail and thinking he'll be going to prison forever and then we'll see where the chips fall.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Blachu, be glad he most likely isn't smart enough to hire a hooker.

I dunno though, while Nick is dumb, he's not as dumb as most people think. Christ-Ian said that most of it is him just saying stupid stuff for attention. And if Chris can get a hooker, well...

Let's get his ass thrown in jail and thinking he'll be going to prison forever and then we'll see where the chips fall.

I'm not so sure it will occur to him that Nick can browse Backpage or some other similar site. Of course, if your name isn't Anna and you don't live in Canada, then perhaps your ass is safe...for now.

Has it ever occurred to him that he needs to get over her?

 

[exball]

I'm not so sure it will occur to him that Nick can browse Backpage or some other similar site. Of course, if your name isn't Anna and you don't live in Canada, then perhaps your ass is safe...for now.

Has it ever occurred to him that he needs to get over her?

Dude they are married. He can't just pretend she's not there.

 

[Mr. 0]

He's about as likely to get over her as our pet dumbfuck is to get over THAT CRUEL GERMAN GIRL.

 

[SodomyRocket]

He's about as likely to get over her as our pet dumbfuck is to get over THAT CRUEL GERMAN GIRL.

I will give Chris credit at least he didn't need the police to tell him to stop talking to Megan.

 

[Duke Nukem]

He's about as likely to get over her as our pet dumbfuck is to get over THAT CRUEL GERMAN GIRL.

I will give Chris credit at least he didn't need the police to tell him to stop talking to Megan.

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[exball]

He's about as likely to get over her as our pet dumbfuck is to get over THAT CRUEL GERMAN GIRL.

I will give Chris credit at least he didn't need the police to tell him to stop talking to Megan.

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Pssh, Nick would never make a girl cum. Vagina's are gross remember.

 

[Duke Nukem]

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Pssh, Nick would never make a girl cum. Vagina's are gross remember.

Who said anything aboot her groos vagina?

 

[SodomyRocket]

If nick bate ever did rule 34 porn he would have to ration his brown crayons

 

[CalmMyTits]

If nick bate ever did rule 34 porn he would have to ration his brown crayons

Let us hope he never ventures into this territory. If there is a loving and merciful God, Nick will never venture into making porn.

 

[GGGBYBYBY]

He's probably already been there you know... But not shown anybody it.

 

[random_pickle]

He's probably already been there you know... But not shown anybody it.

I doubt it. Nick seems like the guy who won't shut up if it gets him attention. Just look at his twitter feed and all the shit (no pun intented) he's been flinging around.

 

[SodomyRocket]

If nick bate ever did rule 34 porn he would have to ration his brown crayons

Let us hope he never ventures into this territory. If there is a loving and merciful God, Nick will never venture into making porn.

I wouldn't keep my hopes up don't you know god is a ]P .

 

[José Mourinho]

Spoiler

So a human offered me 20 USD to teach it Microsoft Word but b-mum doesn't want me to. But I already scheduled it. What the crap do I do?

Also WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OOTSIDE?! Is anyone else seeing this? There's partially transparent whiteness EVERYWHERE.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Spoiler

So a human offered me 20 USD to teach it Microsoft Word but b-mum doesn't want me to. But I already scheduled it. What the crap do I do?

Also WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OOTSIDE?! Is anyone else seeing this? There's partially transparent whiteness EVERYWHERE.

Cataracts? If so, good. The medical bill is going to be a bitch.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I think it's more likely the rare phenomenon known as "fog," and he's doing his HILARIOUS "I don't understand the most basic things!" shtick.

 

[exball]

Spoiler

So a human offered me 20 USD to teach it Microsoft Word but b-mum doesn't want me to. But I already scheduled it. What the crap do I do?

Also WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OOTSIDE?! Is anyone else seeing this? There's partially transparent whiteness EVERYWHERE.

Something about those double O's fucking pisses me off.