💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

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NobleGreyHorse dijo:
Nick dijo:
Still waiting on the gift I'm getting late. If it's not a laptop or accordion I will rip humans' intestines oot and force-feed it to them.

Stay lovable, Nickalaus. Also he now mentions vomiting several times a day, so combined with the no-shower thing, the stench factor must be seriously OTT.
I'd fucking love to see him step up to anybody when it comes to a fight. Male, female, I guarantee they beat the fuck out of him. The beating would be glorious.
 
bradsternum dijo:
I don't normally feel this strongly about internet people, but this guy should really be beaten to death with hammers.

Welcome to the Nick Bate thread. We blow off all our A-Logging steam here.
 
random_pickle dijo:
Alan Pardew dijo:
A footage from the game:

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So, when do you think he's going to add underaged characters?


HAHAHAHA so what is this Bobs Burgers inspired hentai now? I'm surprised he didn't just trace over some hentai girls.
 
From his Twitter...

"I was in special ed. We didn't have biology."

I'm not surprised this turdstick was in sped. And I'm sure they didn't teach him biology so he wouldn't learn how to procreate.

"Do people lift their knees when walking?"

jesus fucking christ

"I sent two people a video of me demonstrating a2m on my pillow and am awaiting responses"
"Depending on the response I may try sending it to my wifey... make her see what she's missing"

If Anna didn't already hate you enough I am sure this will cinch it.
 
Told Joyce aboot my penis. Said to not take this morning's dose and tell the Dr. Would've been great if a Twitter person said that earlier.
Oh my god, my new therapy place doesn't alloo me to view porn in my private life. Dammit, noo I have to just visualize, which I suck at. D:
Yeah I dunno hoo long I'll last at this place. I think aboot buttplay literally constantly, like no matter what I'm doing at any given time.
So I'll probably end up getting a dishonorable discharge pretty quickly. Unless the therapist gives me permission. He said we'll discuss it.
Also, I stopped taking the Risperidone because of my penis pain and the serial killer thoughts are noticably back.

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I had to download and then enlarge the letter to be able to read it. I turned the image upright and made it bigger and used the Sharpen Image to make the writing clearer. If you like I can post it for the reading convenience of everyone else here.
 
CalmMyTits dijo:
From his Twitter...

"I was in special ed. We didn't have biology."

I'm not surprised this turdstick was in sped. And I'm sure they didn't teach him biology so he wouldn't learn how to procreate.

You're talking as if someone would want to be pregnant by Nick Bate to begin with.
 
Black Sonichu dijo:
CalmMyTits dijo:
From his Twitter...

"I was in special ed. We didn't have biology."

I'm not surprised this turdstick was in sped. And I'm sure they didn't teach him biology so he wouldn't learn how to procreate.

You're talking as if someone would want to be pregnant by Nick Bate to begin with.

Like he could impregnate anyone I'm guessing he's infertile.
 
revengeofphil dijo:
CWCissey dijo:
What does that letter say?
It says he wasn't there to be picked up so his services are suspended for 30 days

If he still lives in my county, a thought that never fails to bring the shudders, there is a disabled-transit shared-ride system that is run by the same company as the regular city buses, but operates differently. You have to schedule your ride at least a day in advance (the schedules are very tight, because this county has a lot of elderly and a decent number of wheelchair users), and if you don't show up or answer the door to be picked up, a "no-show" will be entered into your file. Three no-shows in a month would earn him this type of suspension.

This is, of course, only a theory. I qualify for this service because of a physical disability, but have never, knock on wood, seen anything resembling Nick while using this service.
 
exball dijo:
Black Sonichu dijo:
CalmMyTits dijo:
From his Twitter...

"I was in special ed. We didn't have biology."

I'm not surprised this turdstick was in sped. And I'm sure they didn't teach him biology so he wouldn't learn how to procreate.

You're talking as if someone would want to be pregnant by Nick Bate to begin with.

Like he could impregnate anyone I'm guessing he's infertile.
God, I hope he is. He cannot be allowed to breed.
 
God, I hope he is. He cannot be allowed to breed.

Well you have to remember his extreme disgust and fear of the vagina, if he knew you had to stick it there to breed...ah what am I kidding he would probably fantasize and wonder if it would be possible to impregnate someone up by forcing his dick up their ass and go on about turd children or something.
 
@sadgayponies Yeah I'm not gonna be able to stop doing buttplay-related stuff. You literally caught me while writing a script aboot buttrape
@sadgayponies Oh. Wait hoo do I wean that though? I mean I either take it or don't there's no middlegroond
@sadgayponies ...my dosage was already only half a milligram twice a day. I guess I could do like... once a day, idk
 
Oh Jesus. I hadn't looked at the letter. He does, in fact, use the same transit service I do, but he won't be for the next 90 days, because apparently he either didn't come to the door or spaced out or something two days in a row, and didn't bother informing the service what the deal was. It's childishly simple -- if you are sick that day and aren't keeping your doctor's appointment, you phone the office to cancel your trip. So no wonder Nick failed to do a childishly simple thing.
 
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