💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[José Mourinho]

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What's weird is that even though I'm transsexual, I'm not aroosed by my own defecation. I must subconsciously not consider myself female.

I wish I were more female so I could aroose myself and masturbate to mental videos of me doing myself more often.

Still waiting on the gift I'm getting late. If it's not a laptop or accordion I will rip humans' intestines oot and force-feed it to them.

 

[Bugaboo]

So now Nick's a transexual.
When did this happen?

 

[CWCissey]

I told you, he's fucking watching.

He says this shit because he knows it gets him attention!

The guy is a troll lord.

 

[Duke Nukem]

All of this Sailormoon stuff made me laugh. i needed a break after all the talk of feces and anuses and child molestation.

Well, that made me straighter than any man who has ever been straight before.

Surprise.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

I need more Sailor Moon to turn straight again!

 

[Fialovy]

STAY STRAIGHT!!!

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More reasons why I think Chris has only seen the dub... (or has only read the manga and seen the liveaction where Zoisite/Kunzite are STRAIGHT)

Still, this should keep you a little more sane maybe as opposed to Nick Bate.

 

[José Mourinho]

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There should be an "alarm cock" - a dildo attached to a spring attached to a clock. When you sleep you line your anus up with the dildo(tbc)

(cont'd) but not put it in. You set an alarm on the clock and when the time comes it thrusts the dildo oot and into your rectum, waking you.

People who spraypaint buildings, bridges, signs, trains, etc. should draw porn instead of just their name. Tag stuff with porn, guys.

 

[CalmMyTits]

^That picture (the first one)n is so beautiful it made me cry. It doesn't matter if Zoisite is a man or woman in that picture, it is HELLA hot.

Also, alarm cock? NO.

 

[Fialovy]

Actually, I think they did make something similar but it's supposed to be a clitoral vibrator. Lemme get the link to it when I get home (cause there is no way I'm doing that at school!)

 

[random_pickle]

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There should be an "alarm cock" - a dildo attached to a spring attached to a clock. When you sleep you line your anus up with the dildo(tbc)

(cont'd) but not put it in. You set an alarm on the clock and when the time comes it thrusts the dildo oot and into your rectum, waking you.

I really hope he doesn't realize that something like that already exists but as a joke:

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[GGGBYBYBY]

Well Nick just ruined some of my favourite pokemon on me. They do not want to ride on your feces covered dick or be watched making growth mulch Nick!

I think this sailor moon stuff needs some more STRAIGHTLIGHTS
[youtube]PhOhkRLnh8w[/youtube]

 

[José Mourinho]

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...is it just me or in Speechless by Lady Gaga is there a line that mentions "rectal friends"? What is that? Like a butt buddy? Using this.

 

[CalmMyTits]

That Starlights video was so hawwt, I think I'm bisexual now.

 

[Picklepower]

Well Nick just ruined some of my favourite pokemon on me. They do not want to ride on your feces covered dick or be watched making growth mulch Nick!

I think this sailor moon stuff needs some more STRAIGHTLIGHTS
[youtube]PhOhkRLnh8w[/youtube]

Tomgirl force henshin!

 

[Fialovy]

I know, obviously the Starlights are Tomgirls!

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Still waiting on the gift I'm getting late. If it's not a laptop or accordion I will rip humans' intestines oot and force-feed it to them.

Stay lovable, Nickalaus. Also he now mentions vomiting several times a day, so combined with the no-shower thing, the stench factor must be seriously OTT.

 

[Springblossom]

Still waiting on the gift I'm getting late. If it's not a laptop or accordion I will rip humans' intestines oot and force-feed it to them.

Stay lovable, Nickalaus. Also he now mentions vomiting several times a day, so combined with the no-shower thing, the stench factor must be seriously OTT.

I wonder what's making him puke. I looked it up, but there's about a thousand things that cause vomiting and I don't know any other details, so it could be anything. I choose to believe that his own body is trying to kill him, or that someone took my idea about poisoning him with thallium.

 

[José Mourinho]

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I did the math and there are currently 32076 different panties you can wear in my game I'm making. Nice.

What the hell is this "gingham style" meme I keep seeing everywhere?

Well, my period's late so I guess I'm pregnant. 'Cause I don't exercise AT ALL. I hope it's a girl. I don't want any sons. I dislike males.

Working on a game. I'm giving the player RIDICULOUS dominion over customization of your character's panties. You're welcome.

And yes, panties affect the gameplay too. You have a stat that causes you to have to poop, and if you don't make it to a loo in time (tbc)

(cont'd) you'll be uncomfy and have a chance of losing turns in battle. And if you crap yourself you lose your panties and must equip (tbc)

(cont'd) a new pair. Withoot panties equipped your Dexterity stat suffers, affecting frequency of getting turns, evasion, bow damage, etc.

 

[CalmMyTits]

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I did the math and there are currently 32076 different panties you can wear in my game I'm making. Nice.

What the hell is this "gingham style" meme I keep seeing everywhere?

Well, my period's late so I guess I'm pregnant. 'Cause I don't exercise AT ALL. I hope it's a girl. I don't want any sons. I dislike males.

Working on a game. I'm giving the player RIDICULOUS dominion over customization of your character's panties. You're welcome.

And yes, panties affect the gameplay too. You have a stat that causes you to have to poop, and if you don't make it to a loo in time (tbc)

(cont'd) you'll be uncomfy and have a chance of losing turns in battle. And if you crap yourself you lose your panties and must equip (tbc)

(cont'd) a new pair. Withoot panties equipped your Dexterity stat suffers, affecting frequency of getting turns, evasion, bow damage, etc.

lets hope this sick fuck never finishes this game.

 

[exball]

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I did the math and there are currently 32076 different panties you can wear in my game I'm making. Nice.

What the hell is this "gingham style" meme I keep seeing everywhere?

Well, my period's late so I guess I'm pregnant. 'Cause I don't exercise AT ALL. I hope it's a girl. I don't want any sons. I dislike males.

Working on a game. I'm giving the player RIDICULOUS dominion over customization of your character's panties. You're welcome.

And yes, panties affect the gameplay too. You have a stat that causes you to have to poop, and if you don't make it to a loo in time (tbc)

(cont'd) you'll be uncomfy and have a chance of losing turns in battle. And if you crap yourself you lose your panties and must equip (tbc)

(cont'd) a new pair. Withoot panties equipped your Dexterity stat suffers, affecting frequency of getting turns, evasion, bow damage, etc.

You would think shitting would be a good thing considering how much nick loves shit.

 

[Himawari]

It's an... interesting mechanic. If you replaced the with something that sane people actually wouldn't mind seeing during playtime it may actually be feasible.