💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

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Is it now?

Well maybe I SHOULD take a trip out to Pennsyltucky for his birthday then... :ween:
 
The kind who has no empathy for little old ladies in cognitive decline:

Nick dijo:
Oh, so that's nice. B-grandmother's having a dementia spell so Joyce postponed my damn birthday party. Dammit. Every fucking year.

Of course, by his own account, this was merely going to involve gorging on McDonald's, so it's not like elaborate arrangements had to be redone.

Nick dijo:
I'm aboot ready to urinate into the open wounds (which I will create) of all humans who didn't get me a laptop. I better get one.

What he did get, apparently, was a cake with his name on it and pictures of a guitar and an accordion.
 
I didn't get him a laptop.

I can think of few things I'd love more than for him to come try to make good on that threat.
 
exball dijo:
How many goddamned laptops does Nick need?
Clearly he needs an extra one to poop on or shove up his butt. Clearly.
Seriously how many laptops does he have and he wants another? What a greedy asshole who's attracted to children (I'm never getting over that)
 
revengeofphil dijo:
exball dijo:
How many goddamned laptops does Nick need?
Clearly he needs an extra one to poop on or shove up his butt. Clearly.
Seriously how many laptops does he have and he wants another? What a greedy asshole who's attracted to children (I'm never getting over that)
Yeah seriously. Who thought it was a good idea to let this human dung Beatle pedophile work the register at a fucking family store?
 
I wonder if his workplace has a program that hires special needs people, and that's how he landed the position.
 
I could have sworn it was his aunt's store, and maybe letting him work there is the only way she can keep him supervised during her own work hours.
 
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Happy Birthday, Nick!
 
Don't know if considered safe for this site or not, but here's some pics I found on Socially Unacceptable Art that immediately reminded me of Nick.
"Noo my wife and I can finally have oor kids withoot having to touch her gross vagina"
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ForeverAlonePonyfag dijo:
Don't know if considered safe for this site or not, but here's some pics I found on Socially Unacceptable Art that immediately reminded me of Nick.
"Noo my wife and I can finally have our kids withoot having to touch her gross vagina"
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Great, now I hate the female body. Officially a homo now!
 
Count groudon dijo:
ForeverAlonePonyfag dijo:
Don't know if considered safe for this site or not, but here's some pics I found on Socially Unacceptable Art that immediately reminded me of Nick.
"Noo my wife and I can finally have our kids withoot having to touch her gross vagina"
tumblr_ms2u3dCIho1sfd2fmo1_500.jpg
tumblr_ms2vp1N2fE1sfd2fmo1_1280.jpg
Great, now I hate the female body. Officially a homo now!

Stay straight you god damned homo. :x

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