💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[KatsuKitty]

I can't even get mad at Nick Bate. You know how people usually give this vague "doing it for attention" explanation whenever they see something out of the ordinary? Well, this is a classic case of doing it for the attention. He thinks liking Hitler makes him all "shocking" and "edgy" and "funny in an ironic way", when really, he just looks like a thirteen year old who laughs at how upset saying the word "nigger" makes the black kid in his class. It's not funny, nobody belives you think any of this for real, we all see that you're being a tryhard jackass.

 

[Picklepower]

I can't even get mad at Nick Bate. You know how people usually give this vague "doing it for attention" explanation whenever they see something out of the ordinary? Well, this is a classic case of doing it for the attention. He thinks liking Hitler makes him all "shocking" and "edgy" and "funny in an ironic way", when really, he just looks like a thirteen year old who laughs at how upset saying the word "nigger" makes the black kid in his class. It's not funny, nobody belives you think any of this for real, we all see that you're being a tryhard jackass.

Oh that's true, but I think what pisses people off most is the cyber stalking, I think everyone here gets that he's just trying to look evil or whatever. I think it would actually be funny if he did something like, start saying he's a die hard, gay hating, religious fanatic, and start making art of him high five-ing Michele Bachman. Hey, The Bible doesn't say its a sin to have a shit fetish.

 

[Count groudon]

I can't even get mad at Nick Bate. You know how people usually give this vague "doing it for attention" explanation whenever they see something out of the ordinary? Well, this is a classic case of doing it for the attention. He thinks liking Hitler makes him all "shocking" and "edgy" and "funny in an ironic way", when really, he just looks like a thirteen year old who laughs at how upset saying the word "nigger" makes the black kid in his class. It's not funny, nobody belives you think any of this for real, we all see that you're being a tryhard jackass.

Oh that's true, but I think what pisses people off most is the cyber stalking, I think everyone here gets that he's just trying to look evil or whatever. I think it would actually be funny if he did something like, start saying he's a die hard, gay hating, religious fanatic, and start making art of him high five-ing Michele Bachman. Hey, The Bible doesn't say its a sin to have a shit fetish.

Oh, I completely forgot about the stalking....
Ok I take that back, Nick Bate is a shit leaking asshole.

 

[exball]

I can't even get mad at Nick Bate. You know how people usually give this vague "doing it for attention" explanation whenever they see something out of the ordinary? Well, this is a classic case of doing it for the attention. He thinks liking Hitler makes him all "shocking" and "edgy" and "funny in an ironic way", when really, he just looks like a thirteen year old who laughs at how upset saying the word "nigger" makes the black kid in his class. It's not funny, nobody belives you think any of this for real, we all see that you're being a tryhard jackass.

Oh that's true, but I think what pisses people off most is the cyber stalking, I think everyone here gets that he's just trying to look evil or whatever. I think it would actually be funny if he did something like, start saying he's a die hard, gay hating, religious fanatic, and start making art of him high five-ing Michele Bachman. Hey, The Bible doesn't say its a sin to have a shit fetish.

Oh, I completely forgot about the stalking....
Ok I take that back, Nick Bate is a shit leaking asshole.

Didn't he molest his sister or was he just fucking with us?

 

[GGGBYBYBY]

He said he lied to make himself look edgy (nothing more edgy than admitting you apparently let your underaged sister fellate you and you watch her defecate) but personally I'm not sure if he's shit himself figuratively and said that as a cover up when he realized what repercussions could arise from admitting it.

 

[Count groudon]

Aw what? I took a Which Adventure Time Character Are You? quiz and got Ice King.

I don't really watch adventure time so correct me if I'm wrong. Doesn't the Ice king kidnap women and try to force them into marriage?

Why yes, yes he does.

Yeah, but ice king only went crazy like that because he used an ancient powerful artifact to protect a little girl from mutants after a massive nuclear haulocast. Nick is insane and told people he molested a little girl, and also loves the guy who started the haulocast..

 

[KatsuKitty]

He said he lied to make himself look edgy (nothing more edgy than admitting you apparently let your underaged sister fellate you and you watch her defecate) but personally I'm not sure if he's shit himself figuratively and said that as a cover up when he realized what repercussions could arise from admitting it.

He admitted to searching for child pornography online at a therapist meeting, yet he did not admit to molesting Amber. This makes me inclined to believe that he didn't actually molest Amber although he does have pedophiliac tendencies he doesn't act on (at least in-person).

Granted, the actual molestation would be far worse. He'd easily lie about that (to everyone) if he later understood the gravity of the claim. Additionally, in that same therapist meeting, he didn't seem to realize CP is illegal, which also supports that he may be lying.

 

[CalmMyTits]

^ If I remember correctly, the therapist report said that Nick did not seem to understand WHY child porn was illegal, rather than not realizing that it was illegal. That in itself is something I find deeply worrisome, most pedophiles can understand why CP is illegal, at least, whether or not they actually look at CP.

Most criminals can understand why what they do is a crime, and they do it anyway for whatever reason, usually some sort of personal gain, but they still know why it's wrong, they just don't care or think themselves above the law and won't be caught. With the other things Nick has said about wanting the anuses of children (including that story he wrote about himself and his sister) I can not help but feel deeply disturbed and grossed out, it doesn't matter whether he's lying or not, this kind of crap (pun intended) is just disturbing.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

It's cool that I don't have a visible Adam's apple. Supposedly a lot of biological males have that. I don't want one.

Maybe it's 'cause of that time in elementary school a kid karate-chopped me in the throat. Which hurt a lot at the time. But ok.

No. It's because you're fat. Also any other kid and I'd feel bad for them. But with Nick, lulz.

Edit- Not even sure if he really is fat. But as someone in a lolcow section there's a decent chance he is.

 

[José Mourinho]

Coprofilactic is an awesome word I just made up.

Didn't he molest his sister or was he just fucking with us?

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

He brings to mind a mental illness version of CWC. The simularities are creepy. As is everything else about Bates...

 

[Qqqqq]

Admissions

This makes me so god damn angry I want to do something.

 

[Picklepower]

What makes me mad is, on his Youtube there were vids of him and his young sister, or maybe it was a niece, I don't remember. I would NEVER EVER let that fuck around children, wheter he did it or not, anyone who talks about doing something like that, should be kept the fuck away from kids.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Why is it that EVERY SINGLE TIME the Nick masturbates a broon ootline appears aroond his hand? That's some paranormal crap right there, man.

1- Stop talking like The Rock. You'll never be as amazing as him so stop trying.
2- This is absolutely fucking disgusting.

 

[Judge Holden]

What makes me mad is, on his Youtube there were vids of him and his young sister, or maybe it was a niece, I don't remember. I would NEVER EVER let that fuck around children, wheter he did it or not, anyone who talks about doing something like that, should be kept the fuck away from kids.

... oh dear.

Im guessing you havent read this thread from the beginning

I strongly recommend you leave now and just pray as we all do that he really is full of shit (pun not intended) on his thoughts on the subject

 

[José Mourinho]

I wonder what happened that suddenly made everyone start to have sex before marriage. People didn't used to do that. Good times.

The Nick wonders if there's a way to destroy all humans but not other beings like cats. Cats are cool. What would destroy only one species?

Maybe like, a highly contagious, fatal disease that only affects human DNA. The Nick needs to learn science so she can create one.

 

[Saney]

I wonder what happened that suddenly made everyone start to have sex before marriage. People didn't used to do that. Good times.

The Nick wonders if there's a way to destroy all humans but not other beings like cats. Cats are cool. What would destroy only one species?

Maybe like, a highly contagious, fatal disease that only affects human DNA. The Nick needs to learn science so she can create one.

Has he been watching Moonraker?

 

[CWCissey]

I wonder what happened that suddenly made everyone start to have sex before marriage. People didn't used to do that. Good times.

The Nick wonders if there's a way to destroy all humans but not other beings like cats. Cats are cool. What would destroy only one species?

Maybe like, a highly contagious, fatal disease that only affects human DNA. The Nick needs to learn science so she can create one.

Has he been watching Moonraker?

That was nerve gas wasn't it?

Although did anyone else notice that Nick referred to itself as 'she'?

 

[QI 541]

He's calling himself "The Nick" now?

 

[Saney]

I wonder what happened that suddenly made everyone start to have sex before marriage. People didn't used to do that. Good times.

The Nick wonders if there's a way to destroy all humans but not other beings like cats. Cats are cool. What would destroy only one species?

Maybe like, a highly contagious, fatal disease that only affects human DNA. The Nick needs to learn science so she can create one.

Has he been watching Moonraker?

That was nerve gas wasn't it?

Although did anyone else notice that Nick referred to itself as 'she'?[/quote]
Oh yeah, so it was.

I did too, but I thought it was a typo. He hasn't turned into a Tomgirl, has he?