💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[NobleGreyHorse]

Unreliable narrator. An earlier tweet called it something like a "class for sexual deviants." Without some clarification, we only really know that it is therapy that has something to do with sexuality. If he admits to masturbating with his own shit, they may well try to explain the sanitary problems, etc. at stake. And if he admits, again, to seeing nothing wrong with child porn... yeah, they'll want to have a talk with him about that.

 

[Picklepower]

URRGH the fact that he doesn't get why child porn is bad, just infuriates me, on so many levels. I have a theory that, since in school, he was never social, and since all his info and experience with things like sex, are from the internet, and probably also hentai. That this combination has severely retarded his understanding of emotions, so that if say, he heard someone talk about an experience of rape, he would not be able to comprehend why they where unhappy. And like I said earlier, I think his weird drawings, are just his attempts to feel confident, or pretend he is.

 

[TL 611]

I think he's got into his head that "if I don't think it's bad, it's not bad" and is very stubborn "Well they say this, but they just don't understand, why don't they understand?" Like with Anna (?), he doesn't understand why people think he's weird and he doesn't understand that Anna doesn't wanna see him. He simply cannot accept other opinions.

 

[TheCrotchGobbler]

Reading the mental evaluation, I actually felt bad for Nick for a second, which is something new. It's odd, seeing him in a light that portrays him as human, dumb and scared and awkward and seeking attention and affection in the only way he knows. He doesn't understand people. He doesn't get why they find his teeth and his obsession with poop are disgusting, and he doesn't entirely comprehend why everyone finds him so creepy. He doesn't want to have to learn how to live independently of other people, and he doesn't understand that he has to.

Of course, then I read every other stupid goddamn thing he's said since that was posted and that humanization disappeared. Fucking fuckity fuck.

 

[GGGBYBYBY]

My mother knows a person like this who tells people some TMI things in relation to their lives to appear what they perceive as "controversial" the one my mother knows tells people about her sexual misadventures which involve selling her anal virginity and shoving a candle up her rectum for the pleasure of others. The thing is my mum doesn't even really consider this woman a friend, just somebody she has to put up with on a regular basis in her volunteering job. She's basically disclosing this kind of info to a stranger.

I don't understand what makes these people say these kinds of things for the attention, are they that starved of it that they resort socially unacceptable methods of getting it.At the end of the day they get 10 minutes of fame and then people care even less because of how abhorrently stupid they've acted. Like Nick talks to basically nobody in real life on a regular basis and all his relationships seem strained/unhealthy. I've got to wonder if he was able to uphold a healthy friendship with somebody who actually cared about him and wasn't a troll, would his life be different because even with one good friend people seem to change so much.

 

[Bugaboo]

Did she stick the candle up her butt when it was on fire?

 

[José Mourinho]

I wish video games would give you more options than just male and female. FFT had one transwoman but the PSP remake took her oot

Your search - "Final Fantasy VII" "ass-to-other-girl's-mouth" hentai - did not match any documents. ...WHAT?!?!?! DDDDDD:<<<<<<<<<<

 

[GGGBYBYBY]

Did she stick the candle up her butt when it was on fire?

I don't know all the details but I'm assuming it was not lit. I wouldn't be surprised if it was though.

 

[José Mourinho]

If I were biologically female I'd probably have periods, and I couldn't handle that, so it's probably good I was born the wrong gender.

I would have no way of obtaining tampons, so I'd ruin all my pants, panties, dresses and skirts with blood, so I couldn't be aroond people.

even moreso than already, that is.) Also I hear periods hurt. My wife told me Ibuprofen helps but I don't like to rely on legal drugs, so.

Plus I still want to keep my penis anyway, I just ALSO want C-cup breasts, a "ghetto booty", no facial hair, more head hair, wide hips, etc.

Randomly having serial killer thoughts again, possibly because I took my medication later than usual? I kind of want to vivisect a human.

I hate that my medication is "take with food". I don't always feel like eating when I'm supposed to. But then I have to and it sucks.

I just realized... boneless fried chicken and anything watermelon-flavoured except actual watermelon are two of my most commonly-eaten foods

I also want a big butt, I don't like white people, I casually call my friends niggers, and I want platform shoes. ...I'm a black chick.

PANTY PARTY!

1) all attendants remove their panties and put them in a basket 2) take turns pulling panties. If you get your own, try again 3) wear them

 

[soIregistered]

Nope, nothin' crazy here.

 

[CalmMyTits]

"I would have no way of obtaining tampons, so I'd ruin all my pants, panties, dresses and skirts with blood, so I couldn't be aroond people."

jesus fucking christ, is this guy really that daft? Any girl can make a makeshift pad out of paper towels or toilet paper if there are no tampons or feminine pads at hand. Besides, given how gross Nick thinks vaginas are, I imagine he would fare better with a pad because he wouldn't have to touch his own vagina while inserting or removing the tampon. What also irritates me nearly as much (if not more) is his continued writing out Canadian pronunciations.

 

[Duke Nukem]

^ The ass is nature's vagina? lol wtf nick just when I thought you couldn't get any stupider...

Of course, I'm still reading this thread, and I really have no idea what to say...also, note that I am only halfway through.

 

[soIregistered]

If nature made the ass, who made the vagina? Science?

 

[CWCissey]

If nature made the ass, who made the vagina? Science?

 

[Fialovy]

"I would have no way of obtaining tampons, so I'd ruin all my pants, panties, dresses and skirts with blood, so I couldn't be aroond people."

jesus fucking christ, is this guy really that daft? Any girl can make a makeshift pad out of paper towels or toilet paper if there are no tampons or feminine pads at hand. Besides, given how gross Nick thinks vaginas are, I imagine he would fare better with a pad because he wouldn't have to touch his own vagina while inserting or removing the tampon. What also irritates me nearly as much (if not more) is his continued writing out Canadian pronunciations.

Yuck, yuck, yuck... Yeah, you can be surprised what you can use there are even fucking tutorials on how to make your own cloth pads on the internet if you are hippie enough.

And wait, he doesn't want to take legal drugs? What kind of drugs would he want to take then? There are so many, marijuana comes to mind since that is the known cure-all that hippies always tote out, but I think that's legal, especially if it is in a state/province/country that allows medical marijuana for bad menstrual cramps and stuff. He's Canadian right?

Also, I wonder what medication he is on that requires him to take it with food? Usually you can get away with a saltine cracker. I took it with beek jerky because the protein/fat on it would me less nauseaous afterwards when I was on medication like that long, long ago.

 

[TL 611]

^ he used to smoke weed with his dad, probably stopped because he doesn't know where to get it. To my knowledge no other drug use.

He isn't Canadian, he just wants to be, he lives in some American state I can't remember atm.

Doesn't most medication say shit like "take before/with food"? I assumed it just meant "if this hits your stomach alone you'll feel like shit and/or it may damage your stomach" but ill be honest, never been on perscription drugs.

 

[Fialovy]

yeah, I know I had some supplements my doctor gave me long ago to take with food and I needed to take them with food because they were fat soluable and such. I stopped taking them because my body was rejecting them.

 

[CalmMyTits]

I've never needed prescription drugs (long-term) but I've been prescribed courses of painkiller and antibiotic in the past and it would say to take with food but this doesn't mean a full meal, I could just use a few crackers or a few pieces of fruit with a glass of water or tea and I would feel fine. I've never had a doctor or pharmacist tell me that I needed a full meal with a pill. Nick is so stupid that I keep praying for Darwin's Law to take effect and he offs himself by doing something stupid like getting an infection from his own shit by getting it on a cut on his hand or something or getting an nasty infection from his own rotting teeth.

 

[Duke Nukem]

If nature made the ass, who made the vagina? Science?

Vaginas are a horrendous creation by some freaky mad scientist who took LSD before manipulating the genetic material in stem cells.

However, having a fixation on anuses and playing with your own fecal matter is perfectly normal and healthy.

Honestly, is there ANYTHING this guy has to say that isn't about his ass and shit fetish?

 

[Himawari]

He isn't Canadian, he just wants to be, he lives in some American state I can't remember atm.

Pennsylvania.

Doesn't most medication say shit like "take before/with food"? I assumed it just meant "if this hits your stomach alone you'll feel like shit and/or it may damage your stomach" but ill be honest, never been on perscription drugs.

Yeah, pretty much this. I'm on prescription medication and if I don't have something in my stomach when I take it I'll feel like barfing. If I have to I occasionally suck it up and just take the meds without food, but that's definitely not preferred.