💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[Judge Holden]

From his DA:

I want to hit him with a spiked metallic bat.

* hums the first part of the Dentist song as he near sexually massages a nearby BOSCH drill

 

[José Mourinho]

@Popanator2010 Naw, chocolate pudding. I was just PRETENDING it was my wife's feces.

 

[Trombonista]

From his DA:

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Yeah, at this point, he's just trying too hard. The best way to "troll" him would be to ignore him.

 

[Springblossom]

From his DA:

Hitler looks like he's trying really really hard to ignore Nick hanging on his shoulders. Like, "Ach, someone get zis ediot off me. Hiz breath is like ze gas chambers. Juzt keep Heiling und maybe he'll go avay".

 

[Fialovy]

Yeah, Nick just looks creepy in that drawing... more than usual...

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Man, fuck this guy. Not for anything he's said or done or drawn or whatever, but because it's all such a transparent desire for attention, of any kind, from anyone, anywhere.

"lol Hitler wasn't so bad! Eating poop! Child molestation! I'm so ootrageous! What will I say next?! Stay tuned to my twitter to find oot!"

Fucking annoying.

 

[c-no]

From his DA:

Since he typed "I decided to draw me kickin' it with der Fuhrer." I can assume some if not many of us would like to draw a person kicking Nate and Hitler, with cleats or steel-toed boots, in the nads and in the head, Hotline Miami style.

 

[Springblossom]

From his DA:

Since he typed "I decided to draw me kickin' it with der Fuhrer." I can assume some if not many of us would like to draw a person kicking Nate and Hitler, with cleats or steel-toed boots, in the nads and in the head, Hotline Miami style.

Oh god, Nick in Hotline Miami. That's an idea I wholly endorse.

 

[Bugaboo]

From his DA:

Nick and Hitler appear to have no lower bodies.
They are cardboard tube people.

 

[c-no]

Oh god, Nick in Hotline Miami. That's an idea I wholly endorse.

Nick in Hotline Miami. Would you have him as one of the targets or as one of the phone people? I would say "would you attack him?" but then again, that is rather malicious and possibly A-Logish. Still, imagine Nick with one of the animal mask you wear in the game. Would you want to wear mask used by Nick?

 

[Picklepower]

Hey to whoever posted his mental evaluation, thank you. Part of the reason I joined this forum, is cuz I'm interested in abnormal psychology, and how psychology works.

 

[homerbeoulve]

From his DA:

I want to hit him with a spiked metallic bat.

*plays "Why Can't We Be Friends" in the background while sharpening his broadsword.

 

[Picklepower]

This is IN NO WAY excusing his behavior, but reading that whole evaluation REALLY puts things into perspective. Before I even knew there was a report, I had a hunch that something happened when he was a kid, it is kinda sad, those cartoons he draws are like his way of trying to make it look like he has confidence, or whatever. And he probably really believes this Anna chick loves him, man I feel sorry for her.

 

[Count groudon]

From his DA:

Ok so that picture totally proves he's the ultimate ass nugget, but I'm actually pretty impressed with his artistic skill.
I mean, he's no Van Gogh, but he's more competent than Chris.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

That is what is known, I believe, as "Damning by faint praise."

 

[random_pickle]

Dude, what the hell happened to Hitler's arms? One is way shorter than the other.

 

[Bugaboo]

Dude, what the hell happened to Hitler's arms? One is way shorter than the other.

He go it surgically altered so he can reach the tv's power button from his chair

 

[José Mourinho]

I sometimes have Internet access when I'm at my biological mum's store, so I do stuff during these times. Right noo I'm posting stuff to dA. I haven't drawn much since I was last here but the one thing I posted-- a picture of eight or so of the primary Coffee Crew characters-- is probably my best drawing ever. So yeah. Check that oot.

I've been wanting to make some Flash games for... well, technically years, but... I recently started actually doing the programming and stuff. But I procrastinate like crazy so don't expect anything to be finished anytime soon. Best caser scenario I hope to release a demo version of something once there's a FAIR amoont finished so people can at least check oot what the finished product'll kinda be like. I dunno. Whatever.

Flash games, RPG games and fighting games. Wow, I wonder how many games he is going to release on the Internet.

 

[Mr. 0]

what hitler did is potatoes compared to what nick bater did

 

[Springblossom]

I wonder what this sex therapist I'm signed up for is going to do. I hope they don't make me not like buttplay anymore.

WHAAAAAT?

No, seriously, is this progress from Nick Bate?

Edit: Nope. According to Wikipedia, a sex therapist solves sexual dysfunction-related issues. They'll only cure him of a fetish he doesn't like. Doesn't seem like the 'sick fuck reform class' Nick so desperately needs.