💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[Butta Face Lopez]

If your dentist works from a rest stop he isn't actually a dentist. Just hoping to help ya out.

...He said it was fluoride.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Nick would be the kind to jerk away from the dental tools, I'm sure. I wouldn't blame any dentist who would give him a hard time.

I looked at Nick's ask.com and he specified that in a dentist's chair, he wouldn't be able to protect his throat. He said he is compelled to hold up his arm or something and make sure his throat is covered. However, there are plenty of his pics where he's not doing that, so who knows.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

From what I can tell he fears the dentist will try and kill him or molest him or something thus the fear involving his throat.

 

[Himawari]

Where would such a fear even come from? Little Shop of Horrors, perhaps???

 

[OR 345]

Some fear of the drill or pick might be understandable, but this is way more than normal. Maybe he had a bad experience as a kid or something and now thinks all dentists are out to get him. (Or maybe it is Little Shop of Horrors, I don't know, I haven't seen it)

 

[Himawari]

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[OR 345]

...Oh. That was pretty over-the-top, but maybe his mind could twist it into something more literal.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Apparently got into a bit of a tiff with someone on ask yesterday. Highlight...

I'm a douche? Haha, little kid, you are trying to make Anna love you even though you called her smelly, dumb, fat, ugly, and other horrible insults. I've made sure she knows what you've said about her. She will never love you.

They're not meant as insults. I LIKE those traits of hers.

He further explains...

But I LIKE those things aboot her. They are POSITIVE things. I don't like people who're intelligent, objectively hot, talented/capable, etc.

I have no words.

EDIT- Also why he and Hitler would be BFF's.

Why would have Hitler liked you? You are an ugly, fat smelly man-child who is too afraid to live on their own, plus you don't do anything but take money from the government. Hitler would have killed you without hesitation.

We both like anal and scat. Maybe we could've double-teamed Ava Broon up her butt.

Fucking A. Can't even get her name right.

 

[Judge Holden]

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Aaaaand I am now deeply immersed in a truly beautiful fantasy of Steve Martin eviscerating Bates with a chainsaw while singing this song, and its making me feel disturbingly jubilant

Seriously, If I ever get to carry out my many elaborate torture/murder fantasies on the unspeakable one, I want this song playing while I rev up the jackhammer

 

[CWCissey]

I've never heard of Gary Numan but I've heard of Alfred E Neuman.

A video of his most well known song was already posted, but I'll break it down for you anyways.

Gary Numan is an autistic new wave musician from the '80s (diagnosed with what was Asperger's at the time) who hit mainstream success with his single Cars (posted above). He's a one-hit wonder, but it's a really memorable song.

One Hit Wonder?

'Are Friends Electric?' disagrees with you.

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[Mr. 0]

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[Christ-Chan]

I looked at Nick's ask.com and he specified that in a dentist's chair, he wouldn't be able to protect his throat. He said he is compelled to hold up his arm or something and make sure his throat is covered. However, there are plenty of his pics where he's not doing that, so who knows.

You mean... he makes stuff up to appear cartoonish?

 

[José Mourinho]

I actually got a bit done on an RPG yesterday. The overworld sprites are terrible, but other than that it's going ok

So he's also working on an RPG game too.

 

[Surtur]

Goddamn it, who would want a game made by this asshole?

 

[Bugaboo]

Goddamn it, who would want a game made by this asshole?

Is he even competent enough with computers to make a game that's playable?

 

[Surtur]

I'm assuming he is using RPGMaker.

 

[soIregistered]

I actually got a bit done on an RPG yesterday. The overworld sprites are terrible, but other than that it's going ok

So he's also working on an RPG game too.

Is it called "The Quest for Shit and Teeth"?

 

[Dollars2010]

From his DA:

 

[Bob's Fries]

From his DA:

I want to hit him with a spiked metallic bat.

 

[Picklepower]

Maybe he has a fetish for being hated? I dunno, I hope atleast. Something about the sister story read as made up to me. (why he would, only God bear knows.)

And as with a lot of people mentioned here, I REALLY wonder what went wrong in his childhood, like Chris his childhood pic looks like a normal kid, when did the change happen I wonder?