💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[Judge Holden]

Oh thank Christ for that...Do I even want to know what sort of "inappropriate things"?

I don't remember the exact details, but it was something about "LARPing" and pretending foam blocks were his dick, which he smacked her with or something to that effect. I think he's also talked to her a lot about sex, but that I am less certain about.

I'm sorry to rain on everyone's parade, but weird and disgusting as he his, Nick Bate will never be your lolcow.

I dunno, I would consider that to be a massive relief.

Aye, in fact I say with utmost certainty that every man, woman and mandchild who has posted to this thread would really, really hope you to be telling the truth about him bullshitting about everything. We welcome the rain on this veritable parade of hell, because we really hope he hasnt really molested his sister and done all the other things he gloats about, and thus your clarification and reassurances are highly welcomed here

 

[CWCissey]

Yeah Nick Bate is just waaaaay too dark to be considered a lolcow.

At least we still have Amy's Baking Company, eh?

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

So then how much of the part about Anna is an exaggeration? His manner of relating to women is still pretty gross, even if Maddi is completely used to his poop jokes and whatever -- sure, he may whine in his journal that "The Meadow" story wasn't "anything he ever tried to make GOOD," but the fact remains that he wrote it and put it on the internet! That's a lot of detail if he's just creating an image. Never mind that although Jessa has shown no sign of romantic interest in her, one of the coupons from the Mother's Day card he sent her is for sex. And even if he does know privately what a sit-down restaurant is, one of the other coupons on that thing describes the concept as though there are no such things where he lives (I don't live that far from him -- and there are, actually). So the amount of effort he invests into merely imitating a revolting parasitic lifeform is still pretty extreme.

Would his parents/guardians really not drive him to volunteer at (and perhaps in the process be helped by) the large, well-organized homeless shelter/day center in the nearest largish town? Couldn't he justify putting all that energy to good use if it wasn't "work" and they just stuck him in the corner stuffing envelopes or what have you? He could still be OCD and ADHD and all of those wonderful acronyms he loves so much about himself, although he would have to surrender the glory of being the least functional person he's met.

 

[Christ-Chan]

He is genuinely obsessed with her; he got into a shouting-match with her boyfriend when it was revealed to him that she had lost her virginity to him.

EDIT: Not verbal shouting but on Twitter, just to clarify.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

That would be "Jerkemy," as Nick calls him? Did Nick also persecute the woman Anna supposedly made out with, or was he unable to track her down to give her a similar Twitter-lashing?

 

[GGGBYBYBY]

I don't know how many people are on that imageboard, but I assume anywhere from hundreds to hundreds of thousands. So like, a tenth of the world hates me or whatever the fraction would be. I dunno, I suck at math.

No Nick, no. Millions of people do not even know you, a select few know about you.

 

[Christ-Chan]

That would be "Jerkemy," as Nick calls him? Did Nick also persecute the woman Anna supposedly made out with, or was he unable to track her down to give her a similar Twitter-lashing?

Yes, that's him.

And no, I don't think so. The reason he was upset about Jeremy was that Nick had deluded himself into thinking he had to take Anna's virginity, so when she lost it to someone else he went apeshit.

 

[Xanatos]

Or perhaps we can stop the A-Logging right here before it's too late.

I thought it was only A-Logging when it's about Chris.

 

[CalmMyTits]

I don't think it's possible to A-log Nick. As pathetic and whiny as Chris is, he's never truly disturbed me or caused me to worry about the safety of those around him (the Oct 28 2011 incident wouldn't have happened without Barb)

Nick on the other hand...

 

[Christ-Chan]

I thought it was only A-Logging when it's about Chris.

When would it ever be productive, or even just plain interesting to others, to spew forth sperg-rants on someone who will never ever read your Words or even know of your existance?

 

[TheCrotchGobbler]

I don't like Nick by any stretch of the imagination, and he is absolutely a waste of breath and a creepy obnoxious fuckhead, but I think detailing how great it'd be for him to be sniped by an assassin or have his anus sewn up is pretty fucked-up.

I wish Nick didn't exist. I don't wish he was dead, per se, just... not born.

 

[Thepicklesuit]

This guy makes Chris look very normal I really hope he didn't touch the little girl and the chick who was getting cyber stalked was having cybersex with him I don't feel sorry for her at all.

 

[Xanatos]

I don't like Nick by any stretch of the imagination, and he is absolutely a waste of breath and a creepy obnoxious fuckhead, but I think detailing how great it'd be for him to be sniped by an assassin or have his anus sewn up is pretty fucked-up.

I wish Nick didn't exist. I don't wish he was dead, per se, just... not born.

People have been saying this guy should be killed horribly all throughout this thread. Only now are people all of a sudden getting butthurt about it. I'm just curious as to why.

Besides that, we're on a forum dedicated to laughing at the antics of a spastic. All of this is, "fucked up."

 

[Judge Holden]

^ i think the problem there is that before things were clarified, it was assumed by many including me (you can see impressive examples of my tard rage littered around the thread) that his bragging about molesting his sister and other such crimes were true (because hell why would you lie about something like that?!) and thus alogging was perfetly acceptable.

Now the thought of the thread has shifted to him being entirely delusional (albeit the most sick minded manchild that ever did breath air) and not having committed any of the crimes he brags about muddies the waters a bit

 

[CalmMyTits]

I think bragging about molesting your sister, whether its a lie or not, is pretty disgusting. He also made Anna fear for her safety, something that has never happened with Chris and any of his ga-pals.

 

[Christ-Chan]

If you tard-rage over words someone made up on Twitter I think you should turn of your computer for a little bit. The point of this board is entertainment and observation; this isn't some death-cult.

 

[CWCissey]

If you tard-rage over words someone made up on Twitter I think you should turn of your computer for a little bit. The point of this board is entertainment and observation; this isn't some death-cult.

IT ISN'T?

*Puts away the Kool-Aid*

 

[Xanatos]

I think bragging about molesting your sister, whether its a lie or not, is pretty disgusting. He also made Anna fear for her safety, something that has never happened with Chris and any of his ga-pals.

Is it wrong that this makes him seem MORE pathetic in my eyes? I mean, he is so sad and pathetic in his existence that he had to pretend to be an incestuous pedophile to make himself look better (at least from his POV).

 

[CalmMyTits]

No Xanatos, that is not wrong. It is pretty sodding pathetic.

 

[Xanatos]

If you tard-rage over words someone made up on Twitter I think you should turn of your computer for a little bit. The point of this board is entertainment and observation; this isn't some death-cult.

Silly goose, it isn't "tard-raging," just because YOU don't like what's being said. No offense, but you seem to be taking this more seriously than anyone right now.