💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[Great Unclean Chris]

Ho.....Ly......shit! Why am just finding out about this guy now? Goddamn how did I miss this guy???

 

[Bob's Fries]

Were his parents too stupid/lazy to teach him proper oral hygene? Just like they were too stupid/lazy to stop him from molesting his sister or take action about it

The girl he was stalking said that his parents didn't really give a shit about his stalking and harassing her and wouldn't do anything about it.

Some people should never be parents in the first place. At least we can be rest assured that Nick himself will not be having any progeny.

Unless he goes over to wherever Anna is and rapes her... I seriously fucking hope she has a firearm in hand. Fuck pepper sprays. Bust a fucking cap in his sick ass. I would. First cap goes to his feces-covered balls to ensure he won't get any descendents.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Were his parents too stupid/lazy to teach him proper oral hygene? Just like they were too stupid/lazy to stop him from molesting his sister or take action about it

The girl he was stalking said that his parents didn't really give a shit about his stalking and harassing her and wouldn't do anything about it.

Some people should never be parents in the first place. At least we can be rest assured that Nick himself will not be having any progeny.

Unless he goes over to wherever Anna is and rapes her... I seriously fucking hope she has a firearm in hand. Fuck pepper sprays. Bust a fucking cap in his sick ass. I would. First cap goes to his feces-covered balls to ensure he won't get any descendents.

But he thinks vaginas are gross, so he's not going to stick his feces-covered dick in Anna's pussy.

 

[Judge Holden]

^ yeah.... I think its been established by now where he would be aiming.

As for her having a firearm, I just hope should this happen she will be able to both knock him out by way of a bullet to the knee and then recreate the film Hard Candy only with actual castration and 7 extra hours of being devoured by starving rats and then set on fire as they rip the skin from his festering, shieking body.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

^ yeah.... I think its been established by now where he would be aiming.

As for her having a firearm, I just hope should this happen she will be able to both knock him out by way of a bullet to the knee and then recreate the film Hard Candy only with actual castration and 7 extra hours of being devoured by starving rats and then set on fire as they rip the skin from his festering, shieking body.

And now I want to watch Hard Candy.

 

[Bugaboo]

A tiny thing I hate is the fact he always smiles with his mouth open (and reveals his horrid teeth but that's not the point)
Like, it's cute when a cartoon character or a animal does it but when a person does it, it's fucking weird.

 

[Saney]

Haven't foond [a mouse] again yet but I put some cheese on the floor so hopefully it'll smell that. The exp date is January so it should be smelly.
I should probably check my fridge for expired stuff more often.

My eye is twitching so hard right now.

 

[Springblossom]

Haven't foond [a mouse] again yet but I put some cheese on the floor so hopefully it'll smell that. The exp date is January so it should be smelly.
I should probably check my fridge for expired stuff more often.

My eye is twitching so hard right now.

God damn it, I wish a moose was really in his house. I don't mean moose as in his retarded spelling of mouse, I mean actual moose.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Forget the moose. If we want an animal from the Great White Canadian North in his house, let's give him a grizzly bear.

 

[PacSol]

Forget the moose. If we want an animal from the Great White Canadian North in his house, let's give him a grizzly bear.

Or one those really huge ones. Kodiaks, I think they're called?

EDIT: Apparently, Kodiak bears are only found in the Kodiak Archipelago in SW Alaska. Although, given that males of the species can stand up to ten feet tall and weigh more than two thousand pounds, I'd still like to see him go face to face with one of them.

 

[Julaay]

A tiny thing I hate is the fact he always smiles with his mouth open (and reveals his horrid teeth but that's not the point)
Like, it's cute when a cartoon character or a animal does it but when a person does it, it's fucking weird.

When I first saw his teeth, I seriously though something was on my computer. I tried whiping it off and realized that was his teeth. He does like to show them off and I think there is a YouTube video where he actually does show them off. I don't have the stomach to watch it.

 

[Saney]

A tiny thing I hate is the fact he always smiles with his mouth open (and reveals his horrid teeth but that's not the point)
Like, it's cute when a cartoon character or a animal does it but when a person does it, it's fucking weird.

When I first saw his teeth, I seriously though something was on my computer. I tried whiping it off and realized that was his teeth. He does like to show them off and I think there is a YouTube video where he actually does show them off. I don't have the stomach to watch it.

[youtube]v12maPn7a4U[/youtube]
:3

 

[Bugaboo]

Forget the moose. If we want an animal from the Great White Canadian North in his house, let's give him a grizzly bear.

Nah, you gotta send a wolverine or a polar bear after him. And maybe an angry seal because they have sharp teeth.

 

[Saney]

Forget the moose. If we want an animal from the Great White Canadian North in his house, let's give him a grizzly bear.

Nah, you gotta send a wolverine or a polar bear after him. And maybe an angry seal because they have sharp teeth.

How about a honey badger? I know it's not native to the area, but come on, honey badger.

 

[random_pickle]

Forget the moose. If we want an animal from the Great White Canadian North in his house, let's give him a grizzly bear.

Nah, you gotta send a wolverine or a polar bear after him. And maybe an angry seal because they have sharp teeth.

How about a honey badger? I know it's not native to the area, but come on, honey badger.

[youtube]4r7wHMg5Yjg[/youtube]

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I never thought about it before, but the teeth support the Extreme Parental Fail theory almost as much as their failure to stop letting Nick be in the same building as his sister. His top front incisors are not only behind the rest of his teeth, like some bizarre reverse naked mole rat, but they actually angle backwards. This is something an orthodontist and/or oral surgeon should have fixed when he was a child and hadn't yet had time to develop this theory about how all dentists, who are all male of course because who ever heard of a female dentist, are on a crusade to hurt him. (Admittedly if they read his Twitter, they would be, but that has nothing to do with profession.)

 

[Trombonista]

My dentist is a man, but when I go for a checkup, most of the work is done by one of his female assistants. My orthodontist was a woman. Nick Bate has done more damage to his teeth than any male dentist or orthodontist could hope to do.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

My dentist was a man, but he retired and his successor is a woman.

 

[Dollars2010]

Nick L. Nickel ‏@NickBate 3h

So, I'm watching TV and suddenly I yelled I'm gonna destroy the Earth in some weird accent and did a Nazi salute again. Do I have Touret ...

This guy is really something else.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Forget the moose. If we want an animal from the Great White Canadian North in his house, let's give him a grizzly bear.

Or one those really huge ones. Kodiaks, I think they're called?

EDIT: Apparently, Kodiak bears are only found in the Kodiak Archipelago in SW Alaska. Although, given that males of the species can stand up to ten feet tall and weigh more than two thousand pounds, I'd still like to see him go face to face with one of them.

Now that's something I'd pay to see.