💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

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Having no mouth would remove his tooth decay -- what is currently, I have no doubt, one of his greatest sources of physical pain (once you've removed his ability to get a flashlight stuck in his ass). What about just no tongue, and/or paralyzed vocal folds?
 
NobleGreyHorse dijo:
Having no mouth would remove his tooth decay -- what is currently, I have no doubt, one of his greatest sources of physical pain (once you've removed his ability to get a flashlight stuck in his ass). What about just no tongue, and/or paralyzed vocal folds?
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Ok, what about giving him no mouth hole/lips/facial opening but he still has teeth, tongue, etc? He could not talk or scream, but he would still have his teeth.
 
Saney dijo:
I should probably learn hoo to wipe using my hand in case I have a contagious ailment like a cold and shouldn't use my tongue until I heal.
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Oh my fucking god are you fucking kidding me.
I gotta learn not to eat when reading the Nick Bate thread.
 
Saney dijo:
I should probably learn hoo to wipe using my hand in case I have a contagious ailment like a cold and shouldn't use my tongue until I heal.
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I really, sincerely hope this is one of those Dumb Things Nick Says to Sound Dumber (tm) because with those giant, open cavities, if he literally does get any shit near his mouth, he is waiting for an epic oral infection that will quickly spread to his alleged brain. Far, far better to do as suggested by CalmMyTits and embed his rotting teeth in his flesh, or have them protrude from someplace unreachable like in between the scapulae, because goddamn. Worst suicide method ever. He wouldn't have time to worry about sneezing out his ass or whatever the goddamn hell he is implying here.

Congratulations, Nick. More disgusting than OPL. Wear that mantle with pride. :shock:
 
NobleGreyHorse dijo:
Saney dijo:
I should probably learn hoo to wipe using my hand in case I have a contagious ailment like a cold and shouldn't use my tongue until I heal.
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I really, sincerely hope this is one of those Dumb Things Nick Says to Sound Dumber (tm) because with those giant, open cavities, if he literally does get any shit near his mouth, he is waiting for an epic oral infection that will quickly spread to his alleged brain. Far, far better to do as suggested by CalmMyTits and embed his rotting teeth in his flesh, or have them protrude from someplace unreachable like in between the scapulae, because goddamn. Worst suicide method ever. He wouldn't have time to worry about sneezing out his ass or whatever the goddamn hell he is implying here.

Congratulations, Nick. More disgusting than OPL. Wear that mantle with pride. :shock:
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Huh, I don't remember turning into a disgusting freak with a shit fetish.
 
Were his parents too stupid/lazy to teach him proper oral hygene? Just like they were too stupid/lazy to stop him from molesting his sister or take action about it :(
 
Also, more tweets.

Not really. I'm afraid of bathing, exercise hurts and makes me throw up and get dizzy, and I love McDonald's.
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@FagPrime oh, a few years ago I made a survey of 50 defecation-related questions, do you think my wife would fill it oot? Also you and maddi
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Why?! Dear God, why?!
 
How can you be afraid of bathing? Just take a sponge bath then holy shit!
 
revengeofphil dijo:
Were his parents too stupid/lazy to teach him proper oral hygene? Just like they were too stupid/lazy to stop him from molesting his sister or take action about it :(
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The girl he was stalking said that his parents didn't really give a shit about his stalking and harassing her and wouldn't do anything about it.

Some people should never be parents in the first place. At least we can be rest assured that Nick himself will not be having any progeny.
 
Jesus christ. There's incorrectly trying to sound Canadian with your 'aboot's, and then there's just... him.
Alloo?
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If it were possible, I'd pose as Anna and troll Nick for my own (and everyone else's) lulz.
 
DrChristianTroy dijo:
No, more like five but people only defecate like once, twice a week, so that increases the ratio greatly.
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1- I'm pretty sure average amounts of shits someone takes is once a day. For a guy obsessed with it you think he'd know this.

2- Ew.
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It could be that his diet is so shitty and he is not getting adequate fiber that he is not as regular as the average person. Basically, OPL's opposite on the shitting spectrum. Certain foods (namely the unhealthy and/or processed kind) also just gum up your insides and it takes a big buildup to get it all out.
 
DrChristianTroy dijo:
No, more like five but people only defecate like once, twice a week, so that increases the ratio greatly.
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1- I'm pretty sure average amounts of shits someone takes is once a day. For a guy obsessed with it you think he'd know this.

2- Ew.
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No Nick, hermit crabs only shit like once a week. Almost every other animal shits at least once a day.
 
revengeofphil dijo:
DrChristianTroy dijo:
No, more like five but people only defecate like once, twice a week, so that increases the ratio greatly.
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1- I'm pretty sure average amounts of shits someone takes is once a day. For a guy obsessed with it you think he'd know this.

2- Ew.
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No Nick, hermit crabs only shit like once a week. Almost every other animal shits at least once a day.
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For someone who loves scat and shitting so much, you would think that Nick would be more knowledgeable about this subject. Ah, well.
 
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