💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[Null]

I guess we found someone everyone on the forum hates, lol.

 

[Himawari]

I haven't watched H*R for several months due to being sent to a psychiatric hospital by my evil mom, but now I'm back and have been watching again.

WHY DID THEY LET HIM OUT.

I never thought I'd say this, but take me back to New Jersey. I've lost my faith in Pennsylvania.

 

[Fialovy]

He probably just tried to act on his best behavior and say everything they wanted him to say then let him go.

 

[Judge Holden]

I believe there is a quote from the classic novela "I have no mouth and I must scream" which succinctly describes how this forum feels about Nick.

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

 

[Surtur]

In Latin America people from the U.S. are called 'estadounidense' (literally USian)

Where did you hear that? In Mexico at lesst its Americano, or if they are feeling cheeky Gringo.

 

[cypocryphy]

In Latin America people from the U.S. are called 'estadounidense' (literally USian)

Where did you hear that? In Mexico at lesst its Americano, or if they are feeling cheeky Gringo.

That could because Mexico is right next to the U.S. and there's some influence there.

I learned about this just from years of being on Soccer forums and sites.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Use_of_the_word_American

Anyway, to keep on topic...fuck Nick Bate.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

In Latin America people from the U.S. are called 'estadounidense' (literally USian)

Where did you hear that? In Mexico at lesst its Americano, or if they are feeling cheeky Gringo.

Technically, it's norteamericano/a for us citizens of the United States. Also estadounidense and de Estados Unidos.

Apparently some Spanish speaking people in Latin America think we're taking the limelight from the other inhabitants of the Americas by calling ourselves Americans. I never did find out which groups feel that way.

 

[Tim Buckley]

I also found Yankeelandians calling themselves americans kinda pretentious, we call them "gringos" in my spanish speaking country. but let's not go to much off-topic plz guis.

 

[Dollars2010]

Nick L. Nickel ‏@NickBate 19h
The other day one of my nipples was rubbing against the inside of my shirt and it hurt. Is that what bras are for? Maybe I SHOULD wear them.

Nick Bate discovers the wonder of muscle bras.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Why do U.S.ians always get all pissy when someone says they hate the troops? "The U.S.: We Don't Alloo Opinions Here"

FUCK YOU. Fuck you you stupid fucking cunt. Not liking the war or how the military is currently handled, fair enough. Hell I agree. But hating the troops themselves??? Fuck off you wretched piece of shit.

 

[cypocryphy]

Since he likes sticking things up his ass, I'd like to suggest an M80.

 

[Tomboy]

What the fuck is up with him saying "aboot?" I've lived in Canada for 4 years and they don't fucking say "aboot."
It's more like "aboat" but whatever.
I wanna steal his poor cat. That thing should not be living with Nick or his...feces...

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Why do Americans always get all pissy when someone says they hate the troops? "The U.S.: We Don't Allow Opinions Here"

FUCK YOU. Fuck you you stupid fucking cunt. Not liking the war or how the military is currently handled, fair enough. Hell I agree. But hating the troops themselves??? Fuck off you wretched piece of shit.

My sentiments exactly, especially when I know a Marine who is currently serving overseas near a hot spot and two recruits going in this year. Saying you hate US foreign policy or military policy is fair enough, but yeah, why hate the people who are serving in the military.

Then again, Nick Bate says death to America, so I expect him to say this kind of crap. I hope he's on a terrorist watch list somewhere.

And if he doesn't think the US allows people to have different opinions, I have quite a few countries in mind where I could send him to make him realize how good he has it here. Then again, sending Nick Bate to any of those countries would be considered an act of war.

What's with his love of Canada anyway? We have plenty of Canadians on here and they find him just as repulsive as anyone else. I hope if he traveled to Canada he'd be stopped at the border and be sent back.

I really can't hate him because it's obvious he's a deeply disturbed person. He needs serious medical attention. And if that doesn't help, a good butt whoopin' should help

 

[Springblossom]

I'll give my opinion of his retardedly huge bio.

I'm just some guy. I haven't watched H*R for several months due to being sent to a psychiatric hospital by my evil mom, but now I'm back and have been watching again.

I know lobotomies are frowned upon, but I genuinely think Nick Bate is a good candidate for one.

I also have many problems. More than two, even! It may not seem like it (because I am a master of being discreet), but I'm all the time depressed and emo. The Internet is my escape from the world.

MASTER OF DISCRETION? FUCK YOU.

I don't know how often I'll do editing 'round here. But whatever. I'm also on This Might Be A Wiki as Akagi, and LiveJournal as Hagurukagi, but I tend to use language that is not suitable for children, teenagers, adults or senior citizens. So don't go to LJ. I also am on deviantART as Hagurumon, so you can find some of my Flash stuff there.

Your language is not suitable for anyone. Anyone who has ever been exposed to the torrent of garbage that pours from your rotten maw is forever a lesser person because of it.

Due to being absent from HRWiki for over two years, I do not know any of the trends and/or fads going on around here, so I'm just gonna steer clear of the forums. Also, no, I probably won't go out with you. I'm taken. Sort of. Well, not really. But still.

You'll never be taken, Nick.

Also, I only have Internet access when I'm at my Dad's house, and now that I (accidentally) graduated from school, I can go there more often, but still completely randomly. It's probably like a week or so at my grandmother's house and then a week or so at Dad's. And repeat.

"Mama, I can't deal with this stupid kid anymore! How was I supposed to know my wife would drink while she was pregnant? Just take him for a week, please!"
"Son, I'm sick of this spawn of yours. If I'd known you were going to have a child this horrible, I would have burned your testicles off with a blowtorch when you were a baby."

Oh, and I like telling people unnecessary amounts of information aboot myself. (go figure!)

I hope you get run over by a street sweeper.

Recent Twitter posts (Godbear almighty, this jackoff loves his Twitter):

I don't know why but lately I keep yelling "SIG HEIL!" and thrusting my hand into the air. Happens every couple minutes.

Do I even need to add anything? I hope the street sweeper that runs you over uses muriatic acid to clean with.

Is there a way to ensure my wife dies of natural causes before me? If I die first there'll be nobody to protect her, so this must be avoided

That...might be the creepiest fucking thing I've read all week.

Oh man, I foond another erotica on my flash drive. I never posted this one. Man, I need a way to do so.

...fuck you, Nick.

 

[CalmMyTits]

I believe there is a quote from the classic novela "I have no mouth and I must scream" which succinctly describes how this forum feels about Nick.

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

That story creeped me the fuck out, I could not stop thinking about it for weeks after I read it. However, I would be hard-pressed to find a more deserving candidate than Nick Bate for 109 years of torture (and more) by a sadistic computer.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I don't know why but lately I keep yelling "SIG HEIL!" and thrusting my hand into the air. Happens every couple minutes.

So he tries to be a wretched piece of shit, right??? It's the only explanation.

 

[TheCrotchGobbler]

Sifting through his twitter.

If anyone's ever mad at me and says "Where do you get off?!" I'm going to respond "in my bed mostly, but I don't see hoo that's relevant".

I'd have guessed "in your hand".

I wonder if my wife whose name I won't say picks her nose. Which I realize is a pretty random question even for me.

Dear my wife: when you finally love me, can it be really dramatic, like maybe you show up at my door unexpected and annonce it in person?

If I was good at games, I'd win a stuffed aminal at a carnival game and give it to my wife.

Nick, you dense fuck, we all know exactly who you're talking about and we all know you've been told to knock it the fuck off.

I don't understand why they have to keep putting puzzles in RPGs. I play RPGs to level-grind for many hoors, not to solve puzzles dammit.

How dare my arrpeejee vidyagames have something OTHER than boring grinding?

Anyone want me to film myself a2ming myself? Idk when I'll be able to upload it, but does anyone wanna see that? I can take it p hard.

NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT

 

[Bob's Fries]

Anyone want me to film myself a2ming myself? Idk when I'll be able to upload it, but does anyone wanna see that? I can take it p hard.

I hate to be the dumbass, but... What the fuck is he talking about here?

 

[Null]

Anyone want me to film myself a2ming myself? Idk when I'll be able to upload it, but does anyone wanna see that? I can take it p hard.

I hate to be the dumbass, but... What the fuck is he talking about here?

 

[Bob's Fries]

Anyone want me to film myself a2ming myself? Idk when I'll be able to upload it, but does anyone wanna see that? I can take it p hard.

I hate to be the dumbass, but... What the fuck is he talking about here?

I regret it now.