💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[Stratochu]

It does sound like an Anal Cunt or GG Allin album. Anyone have a link to a download of Nick Bate's album?

Just when I thought there was no bigger personification of bad parenting and trolling than Chris-chan, no bigger personification of spoiling, being influenced by TV, vidya and movies and being cyberbullied (and similar ignorance of getting autism treatment, albeit only after aging out of the school system) than DrMusic2 and no bigger example of internets sexual depravity than Bob Rehahn or Billoon, here I see all of the above rolled into one nightmarish lolcow.

 

[DStecks]

It does sound like an Anal Cunt or GG Allin album. Anyone have a link to a download of Nick Bate's album?

[youtube]5ADcRThKKqQ[/youtube]

(Sadly, he does not cover Goodbye Horses.)

 

[The Hunter]

It does sound like an Anal Cunt or GG Allin album. Anyone have a link to a download of Nick Bate's album?

[youtube]5ADcRThKKqQ[/youtube]

(Sadly, he does not cover Goodbye Horses.)

Jesus Christ, I used to have a bit of a low opinion of country for just being two guitar chords a violin and some guy crying, but this is just one guitar chord being played over and over again while Nick cries about not getting anal sex. At least JustinRPG's songs had some kind of rhythm going on (even if a lot of them were covers).

 

[Stratochu]

I am not easily offended, but this music was repulsive. Between how repulsive Nick Bate is, and how bad the music is, I can't believe that I'm not offended by GG Allin, Anal Cunt and goregrind/grindcore, and by gore sites like Goregrish/Ogrish and Documenting Reality, but this "album" squicked me out.

 

[GGGBYBYBY]

I wonder, was Nick anally raped as a child and unable to deal with it... It may explain his obsession with it. Of course I'm going off the "pedophiles were molested as children and then molest children into adulthood" theory but I do wonder if that could be it.
Maybe he was prematurely sexualized or something?


I just can't grasp why this man is so obsessed with his and others rectums and rectal functions...

 

[Saney]

It does sound like an Anal Cunt or GG Allin album. Anyone have a link to a download of Nick Bate's album?

[youtube]5ADcRThKKqQ[/youtube]

(Sadly, he does not cover Goodbye Horses.)

I can't stop crying in despair.

 

[Rio]

It does sound like an Anal Cunt or GG Allin album. Anyone have a link to a download of Nick Bate's album?

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(Sadly, he does not cover Goodbye Horses.)

Jesus Christ, I used to have a bit of a low opinion of country for just being two guitar chords a violin and some guy crying, but this is just one guitar chord being played over and over again while Nick cries about not getting anal sex. At least JustinRPG's songs had some kind of rhythm going on (even if a lot of them were covers).

Chord? Where? I'm pretty sure he's literally playing just constantly (badly) strumming all open strings on a guitar that hasn't been in tune for centuries.

 

[CalmMyTits]

That song list was hilarious - and not in the way Nick intended. Chris is a fucking choirboy compared to this douchebag.

 

[Saney]

I wonder if that Stubenville thing was in the butt. It was the first result when I ran a Google search for famous anal rapes, so.
Also my therapist told me that there was a dude who had three people chained up in a rape dungeon for ten years, wonder if THAT was anal too

He fills me with disgust.

Another thing: during my testing I had to answer true or false to 567 statements and one was "I think children should be taught aboot sex"
That, uh, that's eerie as hell. Is pedophilia a common symptom of autism or something?

Hate. Hate. Hate.

I subscribe to the 5 Second Rule. Germs are microscopic so the distance from the floor to food is like 100 kilometres for them

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Dumbass.

McDonald's got rid of Chicken Selects, and noo Anus Burgers. Sigh. But, apparently they brought back the chocolate chip frappe, so.

Ugh.

 

[Bugaboo]

I subscribe to the 5 Second Rule. Germs are microscopic so the distance from the floor to food is like 100 kilometres for them

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Dumbass.

Your floor is thinly coated in micro organisms, retard. :/

 

[Judge Holden]

I wonder if that Stubenville thing was in the butt. It was the first result when I ran a Google search for famous anal rapes, so.
Also my therapist told me that there was a dude who had three people chained up in a rape dungeon for ten years, wonder if THAT was anal too

...... why has this man not been murdered yet? seriously, why the fuck is he still permitted to draw air?

Another thing: during my testing I had to answer true or false to 567 statements and one was "I think children should be taught aboot sex"
That, uh, that's eerie as hell. Is pedophilia a common symptom of autism or something?

Ok, fck this. any man, woman, or manchild in the Pennsylvania area want to make an easy $20 I will gladly ship over my skinning knife and machete from the UK with the money and whatever british booze you desire.

Seriously, he deserves to die in every painful way imaginable. I dont care how fucked up his mind is, he is a blight on the face of humanity.

And I gotta stop coming to this topic as it keeps making me Alog like it was april 1 but without any enjoyment

 

[TheIncredibleLioness]

Ugh, Nick Bate. I saw him on /cwc/ well before it went under and was disgusted. There was a poster named Maddi there who was in contact with Nick for a while, and eventually claimed the police talked to her and wanted to take her laptop (where there would be a record of the conversations with Nick), but I honestly don't know if anything came of it. If Nick's still tweeting, then I presume nothing did (if the police contacted her at all; I know some /cwc/ers were calling fake on the whole thing).

It might seem stupid, but I think my mind's latching onto something relatively stupid to avoid dealing with the genuinely disturbing/disgusting/creepy aspects of Nick. It's the way he spells anything with -ou (about, for one) as aboot. It's some weird thing he does to sound 'Canadian', if I remember right, and it drives me up a wall -- maybe because the idea itself is a bit of a stereotype. Hell, Chris' use of 'soo' to indicate a drawn out 'so' is more tolerable than that, if only because I can understand what he's going for.

Apologies if this has been brought up in the thread before; I haven't read the whole thing (and given the nature of Nick, I'm not sure I want to!)

 

[Himawari]

I just read through the whole thread, and wow.

any man, woman, or manchild in the Pennsylvania area want to make an easy $20 I will gladly ship over my skinning knife and machete from the UK with the money and whatever british booze you desire.

Almost tempting, and I AM broke... but there's an eighty-mile distance between me and Nick that I'd prefer to retain.

And also I don't want to hurt/kill/maim the guy, I just want him locked up somewhere where he's not a danger to himself and others. D:

 

[Saney]

When we start our band we should play live concerts so females throw their panties onto the stage at me.

Trust me dude, no one will ever want to throw their panties at you. Ever.

"Yay! Our pregnancy test is showing positive for pregnancy! Havin' a baby!" This is a thing I will say in the future.

I shuddered so damn hard when I read this.

Wha!? I Googled myself and there's like a jillion people who hate me because of that damn post my wife did accusing me of stalking or whatev
Humans suck. Why must they believe the first story they hear? Listen to both sides, dammit.

We've heard your side, and it's full of crazy.

Sigh. I need my wifey. Luckily I showed my therapist my ideas for winning her over and she only told me not to do ONE of them. Plenty left.

*Spit take* What the fuck, therapist?! Is she basically Nick's Rocky, or something?

I hope my wife doesn't use tampons. I hope she doesn't even have periods. Those're disgusting. She should play sports. Preferably curling.

Fuck. Tard. Also, how the hell do you segue from "Periods are gross", to curling?

Crap, all these double-edged swords. I want biological children but I don't want vaginas or the things vaginas do. Sigh... ;_;

*Stress sigh*

pretty much everyone really IS wrong though. In fact I think me, God and Jesus might be the only ones who're always right.
I know what I'm doing all the time except with daily living skills, social skills, facts, lateral thinking, etc

Ok, is he just fucking with me now?

Why do U.S.ians always get all pissy when someone says they hate the troops? "The U.S.: We Don't Alloo Opinions Here"

What an utter prick.

The other day one of my nipples was rubbing against the inside of my shirt and it hurt. Is that what bras are for? Maybe I SHOULD wear them.

Oh God, he's going to get a muscle bra...Who wants to bet that he'll write "Want Anna!" on it? Anyone?

 

[Bob's Fries]

When we start our band we should play live concerts so females throw their panties onto the stage at me.

All you're getting is a molotov.

"Yay! Our pregnancy test is showing positive for pregnancy! Havin' a baby!" This is a thing I will say in the future.

Inb4 Abortion.

Wha!? I Googled myself and there's like a jillion people who hate me because of that damn post my wife did accusing me of stalking or whatev
Humans suck. Why must they believe the first story they hear? Listen to both sides, dammit.

Dickwad. We've already heard your side. And we know you as an anal-loving child molester and creepy ass stalker. Please. Castrate yourself. We do not want your feces-ridden seed in this world. Do yourself the favor (and everyone else) and give up on Anna.

Sigh. I need my wifey. Luckily I showed my therapist my ideas for winning her over and she only told me not to do ONE of them. Plenty left.

Why am I not fucking surprised? If this piece of shit has never shown any signs of improvement, why should we think the therapist is even competent? And also: WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH INCOMPETENT "THERAPISTS" THESE DAYS?!

I hope my wife doesn't use tampons. I hope she doesn't even have periods. Those're disgusting. She should play sports. Preferably curling.

You fucknut.

Crap, all these double-edged swords. I want biological children but I don't want vaginas or the things vaginas do. Sigh... ;_;

Yes. Do us the favor and keep your feces-smothered dick to yourself.

pretty much everyone really IS wrong though. In fact I think me, God and Jesus might be the only ones who're always right.
I know what I'm doing all the time except with daily living skills, social skills, facts, lateral thinking, etc

Why do U.S.ians always get all pissy when someone says they hate the troops? "The U.S.: We Don't Alloo Opinions Here"

The term is AMERICANS you fucknut. Go back to school-- No wait. Don't. We don't want any more children groomed for your anus. Stay the fuck away from there.

The other day one of my nipples was rubbing against the inside of my shirt and it hurt. Is that what bras are for? Maybe I SHOULD wear them.

Oh God, he's going to get a muscle bra...Who wants to bet that he'll write "Want Anna!" on it? Anyone?

$1000.

 

[cypocryphy]

Well...north, central, and south America is actually what 'America' really is. In Latin America people from the U.S. are called 'estadounidense' (literally USian). Everybody from the continent of America is American. He somewhat has a point with the USian term. (though I don't know his motive behind using it, he is insane after all)

I still want him to get hit by a car though.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Well...north, central, and south America is actually what 'America' really is. In Latin America people from the U.S. are called 'estadounidense' (literally USian). Everybody from the continent of America is American. He somewhat has a point with the USian term. (though I don't know his motive behind using it, he is insane after all)

I still want him to get hit by a car though.

We're in agreement. But I want him to be castrated and then set on fire.

 

[Tim Buckley]

Well...north, central, and south America is actually what 'America' really is. In Latin America people from the U.S. are called 'estadounidense' (literally USian). Everybody from the continent of America is American. He somewhat has a point with the USian term. (though I don't know his motive behind using it, he is insane after all)

I still want him to get hit by a car though.

We're in agreement. But I want him to be castrated and then set on fire.

And I wanna A-Log him to death!!! :x

 

[TheCrotchGobbler]

So a friend of mine managed to find Nick's userpage on the Homestar Runner wiki. It hasn't really been updated in 2 or 3 years.

There was a huge bio here, but I thought it sounded to talk-y so I'm just gonna say I've been a fan of H*R since about 2004 and was even on HRWiki since the days of 'Tavi. However, I'm not all that active, just making minor edits when I see typos or whatever.

The huge bio, written mostly circa 2007-2008:

Spoiler

I'm just some guy. I haven't watched H*R for several months due to being sent to a psychiatric hospital by my evil mom, but now I'm back and have been watching again. I was member number 162 on the old WikkiTavi or whatever it's called wiki, and April 23rd, 2004 was when I joined. I learned aboot They Might Be Giants indirectly through the Experimental Film video, and they are my favorite band now. The reason I say "indirectly" is because Experimental Film introduced some of my friends to TMBG, and after they referenced Their songs so much, I felt left out and decided to buy some albums. So I did, and now I'm a fan (and a completist). I also like Nirvana, Green Day, theSTART, and probably others.

I'm also a fan of Bonus Stage, RPGs (and LARPs!), Futurama, Family Guy, South Park, and other stuff that I can't remember due to bad short term memory. The Final Fantasy series pwns. I've beaten FF7, FF9, FF10, FFX-2 and FFT. I don't have FF8 yet. I also play Pokémon and Digimon games sometimes. Hagurumon is my favorite Digimon, if you hadn't already figured that out.

I also have many problems. More than two, even! It may not seem like it (because I am a master of being discreet), but I'm all the time depressed and emo. The Internet is my escape from the world.

I don't know how often I'll do editing 'round here. But whatever. I'm also on This Might Be A Wiki as Akagi, and LiveJournal as Hagurukagi, but I tend to use language that is not suitable for children, teenagers, adults or senior citizens. So don't go to LJ. I also am on deviantART as Hagurumon, so you can find some of my Flash stuff there.

Due to being absent from HRWiki for over two years, I do not know any of the trends and/or fads going on around here, so I'm just gonna steer clear of the forums. Also, no, I probably won't go out with you. I'm taken. Sort of. Well, not really. But still.

Also, I only have Internet access when I'm at my Dad's house, and now that I (accidentally) graduated from school, I can go there more often, but still completely randomly. It's probably like a week or so at my grandmother's house and then a week or so at Dad's. And repeat.

Oh, and I like telling people unnecessary amounts of information aboot myself. (go figure!)

Someone else can tear into this shit.

Choice bits of his userbox:

Occupation: Househusband

I suspect that Nick, like Chris, thinks househusbands get to sit around and play video games all day.

Spouse(s): I have one in mind.

Poor Anna.

Children: Someday, at least five. I've got the names picked out!

I'd say "those poor children", but let's face it, Nick's never going to reproduce. Ever.

His 'HR Favorites':

Character: Coach Z

(For the uninitiated, Coach Z is kind of a creepy old man who spends a significant amount of time pursuing and possibly stalking the main female character.)

Running Gags/In-Jokes: BMW Lighter, Mountain Dew, Melonade, Butts

Emphasis mine. We're talking about a fucking flash cartoon, Nick, can you leave your creepy anal fixation out of anything?

Most quoted quote?: Uhhh... I like to say "I have more than two problems" a lot. Because it's true. I even made a list of my problems online. There's currently 80-some things listed.

I think he basks in the fact that he has so many problems. He lists them on random sites for chrissakes. And yet he seems to deny two of his worst problems are actually problems: the fact that he's a disgusting sack of shit, and his creepy stalking of Anna.

How many emails have you sent SB?: A ton. One of my life goals is to have one of my emails actually answered.

Being mentioned in a flash cartoon. Aim for the stars, Nick.

Have you ever recorded a H*R toon, played it backwards, and discovered an amusing subliminal message? No, not really, but I listened to that "Everybody, Everybody" thing backwards a few times. It provided me with a few good moments of lawls.

"lawls".
Die in a fire, Nick.

Um, yeah, see...I was a huge fan of Digimon when I was first introduced to the Internets. I mean, I do still like Digimon, but not that much anymore.

"Internets"
A really hot fire.

 

[Springblossom]

I wish I had coprokinesis so I could fling feces at people, give whoever I want explosive diarrhea, etc. But I'm already cryokinetic.

Typical Nick...wait, cryokinetic? He thinks he has mind powers over cold or whatever?

To quote Kefka: "I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE YOU!!"