💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[wheat pasta]

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

 

[drtoboggan]

Talks about how cool he thinks Hitler is, then wonders how black he is. Stay stupid, Little Nicky.

 

[Coldgrip]

Dogs don't like Sick Nick? You know, that kind of reminds me of Wilbur Whately from The Dunwich Horror. Come to think of it, Nick and Wilbur are pretty similar. They're both slimy, repulsive, deformed manchildren with no social life outside of their immediate family and a general resentment for all that is good and right.

Then again, I doubt that Nick's dad was an eldritch old god. Not to mention, Wilbur had tentacles. I don't think Nick has any of those... I hope.

Wilbur at least had a goal to do something with his life and has an excuse for being a horrific abomination of all that is right and natural. Nick just a disgusting fuck up.

 

[drtoboggan]

This is true. Unless Nick has a hidden agenda (nope) or tentacles (maybe), he's no Wilbur. PA is close to Lovecraft territory though. Maybe he's the idiot descendant?

 

[CalmMyTits]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=b4FdZRkRswk

haha, I love you so much for sharing that video. That is one case where I think everyone would be happy if Chris' Curse ya me ha actually had any power.

 

[José Mourinho]

Misc. stuff

 

[Ravenor]

Just because he's hung like a Hamster does not mean he qualifies as a woman.

 

[drtoboggan]

So vaginas are gross but he's a girl. Got it.

 

[Jaimas]

What the fuck is with his refusal to use W and U?

This has better fucking grammar, and it's intentionally bad.

 

[drtoboggan]

What the fuck is with his refusal to use W and U?

This has better fucking grammar, and it's intentionally bad.

He wants to be Canadian, so he types in what he thinks is a Canadian accent. I'm with everyone who posted that he types like a glue sniffing Glaswegian.

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

He wants to be Canadian, so he types in what he thinks is a Canadian accent. I'm with everyone who posted that he types like a glue sniffing Glaswegian.

Isn't "oot/aboot" a Scottish pronunciation if I'm not mistaken?

 

[pickletickle]

Isn't "oot/aboot" a Scottish pronunciation if I'm not mistaken?

Yeah, I read it that way too. I feel like Canadians pronounce it more like "owt/abowt" honestly.

 

[Jaimas]

I read through the entire thread.

I really fucking wish I hadn't. What has been seen can never be unseen.

My condolences to all who've learned of Nick Bate and now have the permanent stain on their soul from it.

May GodJesus Bearchrist have mercy on us all.

 

[RecordStoreToughGuy]

Yeah, I read it that way too. I feel like Canadians pronounce it more like "owt/abowt" honestly.

"Oat/aboat" more like. So he can't even get that right.

Also he has days when he doesn't want to get off the cooch? I thought he hated pussy.

 

[drtoboggan]

I read through the entire thread.

I really fucking wish I hadn't. What has been seen can never be unseen.

My condolences to all who've learned of Nick Bate and now have the permanent stain on their soul from it.

May GodJesus Bearchrist have mercy on us all.

Love the picture you added. Now we all know why the Doctor avoids America.

 

[José Mourinho]

lol

 

[VJ 343]

It will be like Pyramid Head from Silent Hill (except less awesome more disgusting).

The pyramid on his wiener will go down in history as being a universally accepted, unchallenged, symbol of Sick Nick's failed masculinity in the face of others and sexual frustration.

 

[Petronella]

lol

He wants to be a girl yet also wants a bigger dong?

 

[Mechanism Eight]

He wants to be a girl yet also wants a bigger dong?

No, clearly he wants to be both at once, simply because that's the more fucked up option, and this is Nick Bate we're talking about.

 

[drtoboggan]

Like that would help. Even if it was bigger, nobody would want any part of that shit.