💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[BT 075]

fuck Nick hes gross and theres nothing funny aboot him

 

[José Mourinho]

Dogsitting

 

[Saney]

Dogsitting

I'm amazed that they trust Nick to look after their dogs, I really am. I wonder have to wonder what he means by blackmailing though? Eh, probably the threat of no internet or something.

Nerds.

I bet you're a Naruto fan, aren't you?

 

[EI 903]

I bet you're a Naruto fan, aren't you?

I know about as much about anime as Nick knows about flossing.

 

[CalmMyTits]

I'm amazed that they trust Nick to look after their dogs, I really am. I wonder have to wonder what he means by blackmailing though? Eh, probably the threat of no internet or something.

I wad thinking the same exact thing when I read about the dogsitting. He didn't take care of his cat before and the cat peed and shat all over the place, IIRC. Some cats will do that if you fail to clean their litterbox. I wouldn't even trust Nick to take care of a plant (I'd be too afraid of him smearing his shit on it or something)

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Nick seems to be upset.

Good.

 

[derpi]

Why is he so mad about having to dog sit?
Feed the dog, let it out to pee, let it back in, and that's the minimum amount of effort. Is it because he has to leave his apartment, or is the dog brought to him? I don't understand his unbridled rage at having to care for another creature.
Didn't he want a baby? '-' Does he understand that a baby is much more effort than a dog???

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

404 would be a fitting number. As in error Not Found.

Everything about Nick is an error.

 

[DavidFerrie]

Yeah, a good old Kamehameha would about take care of it.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

So he wishes for a horrible disaster to prevent him from dog sitting (really easy to do compared to a kid as derpi said), instead of something less severe like the car breaking down? Unless he's just saying it for attention (which is probably the case), that's pretty out there...

Why is he so mad about having to dog sit?

My guess it's because it's an unwelcome change in his normal routine of... whatever he does everyday.

Also, I guess it's good that his aunt is trying to teach him some responsibility, apparently. I wonder what Nick meant by "blackmail."

 

[José Mourinho]

Moar dogsitting and micropenises

 

[Muttnik]

Moar dogsitting and micropenises

I can only imagine what horrible trauma those poor dogs must be going through right now.

 

[Ravenor]

3.75 Inches.... Why does that not suprize me.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

3.75 Inches.... Why does that not suprize me.

So ... for the record ... If we are to take Nick at his word ... and just so that everyone's clear on this:

Jay Geis is more endowed than Nick Bate. Jay "The Golden Knight" Geis.

Nature, it seems, has plans to clean its own gene pool.

 

[kyriadiya]

Why is it that when I'm on this thread, I have the overwhelming urge to take a long shower?

Was I supposed to be surprised that he has a small penis? For the record, why the fuck would you put that on the internet?

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

For the record, why the fuck would you put that on the internet?

You'd have to ask Nick, Jay, Chris, several of the rotating cast of To Catch a Predator, and, if I'm not mistaken, Anthony Logatto. These guys just need to let the world know about their little pals.

 

[CWCissey]

Moar dogsitting and micropenises

One of the dogs is afraid of Sick Nick?

That's a really huge red flag there, dogs are amazing judges of character...

 

[Mister Lister]

One of the dogs is afraid of Sick Nick?

That's a really huge red flag there, dogs are amazing judges of character...

Either that or he's done something pretty nasty in the past to the dog. Being Nick I shudder to think what though.

I thought animals would love him personally. My old dog loved rolling around in fox corpses and eating poop.

 

[derpi]

I call my friends niggers all the time.

What friends?

 

[Konstantinos]

Moar dogsitting and micropenises

Dogs don't like Sick Nick? You know, that kind of reminds me of Wilbur Whately from The Dunwich Horror. Come to think of it, Nick and Wilbur are pretty similar. They're both slimy, repulsive, deformed manchildren with no social life outside of their immediate family and a general resentment for all that is good and right.

Then again, I doubt that Nick's dad was an eldritch old god. Not to mention, Wilbur had tentacles. I don't think Nick has any of those... I hope.