💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[drtoboggan]

Just like Chris, he wants the one thing he can't get. Nobody will buttsecks with Nick now or ever.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Just like Chris, he wants the one thing he can't get. Nobody will buttsecks with Nick now or ever.

If he buys a Sonichu medallion from Chris on eBay, he always has the option of shoving it up his ass.

Close enough.

 

[José Mourinho]

Nick Bate: Quest to Waterbending and more stuff

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Oh please, Nick, kindly don't fail the "but not send it" part.

I'm also surprised he missed an opportunity to say "butt not send it."

 

[VJ 343]

I feel like the therapist will need to see one herself after she reads it.

 

[Roosechu]

Dear Wifey,
Butt Butt Butt, Butt Butt.
Butt Butt Butt: Butt Butt Butt, Butt Butt Butt Butt.
Butt Butt Butt.
Butt Butt,
Butt.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

This actually surprises me. I thought Nick would be into vomiting, seeing as he is a real-life champion of Nurgle

Spoiler: Nick Bate irl (not really)

 

[Duke Nukem]

Nick Bate: Quest to Waterbending and more stuff

For some reason, I laughed at the white people tweet. Is that bad? But yeah, he still doesn't get the fact that he will never have a wife.

This actually surprises me. I thought Nick would be into vomiting, seeing as he is a real-life champion of Nurgle

Spoiler: Nick Bate irl (not really)

Nick Bate is gross enough to mortify and offend a Great Unclean One, and perhaps even the Lord of Decay himself.

 

[Konstantinos]

Nick Bate is gross enough to mortify and offend a Great Unclean One, and perhaps even the Lord of Decay himself.

If Sick Nick ever met Nurgle, Nurgle would probably wash his hands in disgust immediately afterwards.

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

Just you wait, Nick will come up with something worse. People like this always do.

Although, to be fair, it's hard to come up with things worse than being a pedo with shit tier (pun intended) hygiene who jacks off to piles of shit and creates tornadoes of his own pee while peeing in random corners of his apartment, instead of USING THE FUCKING TOILET.

On the up side, he thinks vaginas are gross, so at least he will probably not reproduce. Although he wants to get Anna pregnant.

Through butt sex.

Pics in quote below related

Don't know if considered safe for this site or not, but here's some pics I found on Socially Unacceptable Art that immediately reminded me of Nick.
"Noo my wife and I can finally have oor kids withoot having to touch her gross vagina"

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Yeah, Nick. Punch somebody. Then get hauled to prison for assault. Ooh, and make sure the guy you punch is an MMA fighter or a Special Forces dude on break. That should be fun.

 

[drtoboggan]

Yeah, Nick. Punch somebody. Then get hauled to prison for assault. Ooh, and make sure the guy you punch is an MMA fighter or a Special Forces dude on break. That should be fun.

Damn shame he doesn't have any teeth to knock out.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Damn shame he doesn't have any teeth to knock out.

Knocking out what is left of Nick's teeth will likely be doing that filth a favor. I can totally see him neglecting to clean/properly care for dentures though.

 

[Vargerd]

This actually surprises me. I thought Nick would be into vomiting, seeing as he is a real-life champion of Nurgle

Spoiler: Nick Bate irl (not really)

Hey now, grandfather Nurgle is actually a pretty nice guy

 

[José Mourinho]

 

[Ravenor]

Hey now, grandfather Nurgle is actually a pretty nice guy

We in the most Holy ordo's would like to have a word with you about that..... :p

I wonder what part of the word he is currently occupying, and given his poop lust I wonder why the clogs bother him.

Edit: Just looked at his feed (now I need brain bleach) but it look's like he is Dog sitting at his aunts, if he is to be believed.

Edit 2: I just found this one, my god Anna if your still on the forums I feel really really sorry you ever had to cross paths with this Degenerate.

 

[Petronella]

 

[CalmMyTits]

god fucking damn it nick.

 

[drtoboggan]

He's so full of crap, even the toilet can't take it.

Re the letter he's supposed to write for the psychologist/therapist/? about his imaginary "wifey". I'd love to see that. I''ll bet $100 he tones it down to some kind of plaintive, poor-lonely-me missive designed to further fog her perception of him. He knows how to behave when he needs to. He likes jerking with ppl's minds. Too bad he sucks at it so bad.

This is true. His evaluation is definite proof.
Edit: Remember when he got committed most recently? If memory serves, his therapist pulled something similar. Back then it was about his homicidal thoughts. He probably won't get locked up this time, but it will build a case against him. Maybe.

 

[José Mourinho]