💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

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Alan Pardew dijo:
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Alan Pardew dijo:
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Your "wife" is a figment of your imagination, my friend.

drtoboggan dijo:
Nick, you're a shut in with multiple paraphilias and a fear of basic hygiene. Nobody will marry you. Ever.
Edit: Special thanks to Alan Pardew for bringing us the latest Nick shenanigans.
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Even if one is outgoing, into normal sex stuff, and has decent/good/great hygiene and/or fashion sense, and is not disfigured with rotting fucking teeth, none of that shit guarantees that someone will marry you, or even want to meet you face to face. (assuming online dating)
 
Black Sonichu dijo:
Your "wife" is a figment of your imagination, my friend.



Even if one is outgoing, into normal sex stuff, and has decent/good/great hygiene and/or fashion sense, and is not disfigured with rotting fucking teeth, none of that shit guarantees that someone will marry you, or even want to meet you face to face. (assuming online dating)
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True, but the reasons I listed are more than enough to repel 99% of the population.
 
drtoboggan dijo:
True, but the reasons I listed are more than enough to repel 99% of the population.
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Male, female, or both? Ah, fuck it, he probably would repel totally alien creatures who otherwise wouldn't care.

Woody Chan dijo:
Let me sum up every Nick Bate tweet ever made. You guys ready?

Nick L. Nickel @NickBate - 5h
HEY EVERYONE! PLEASE TROLL ME!
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Yeah, I kind of figured that's Nick in a nutshell. I don't see much humor that could come out of that, even if one wanted to.
 
Black Sonichu dijo:
Male, female, or both? Ah, fuck it, he probably would repel totally alien creatures who otherwise wouldn't care.



Yeah, I kind of figured that's Nick in a nutshell. I don't see much humor that could come out of that, even if one wanted to.
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As Null pointed out, the guy once made a small wiki dedicated to himself. Thats... pathetic. Really goddamn pathetic.
 
Woody Chan dijo:
Let me sum up every Nick Bate tweet ever made. You guys ready?

Nick L. Nickel @NickBate - 5h
HEY EVERYONE! PLEASE TROLL ME!
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You can't really troll Nick though, he acts really stupid presumably because he finds it amusing but he lacks the ignorance and naivety that makes other Lolcows prime rolling targets.
 
Butta Face Lopez dijo:
Boring.

Dude is the epitome of what I believe the kids refer to as a "tryhard."
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He should "try hard" to improve his hygiene and the cleanliness of his apartment.

I honestly feel bad for his mother and aunt. Having read his earlier tweets I recoil in horror at how I imagine the place must smell.
 
I'm guessing Nick considers his cybering sessions actual sex. That might explain his idea that he isn't a virgin.
 
I assume you mean hydrochloric or some such, but there's the chance that lysergic might keep him off the internet, counting his toes.
 
DynamiteNinja dijo:
Exactly. What more is there to say about him that hasn't already been said?
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Just you wait, Nick will come up with something worse. People like this always do.

Although, to be fair, it's hard to come up with things worse than being a pedo with shit tier (pun intended) hygiene who jacks off to piles of shit and creates tornadoes of his own pee while peeing in random corners of his apartment, instead of USING THE FUCKING TOILET.

On the up side, he thinks vaginas are gross, so at least he will probably not reproduce. Although he wants to get Anna pregnant.

Through butt sex. (:_(
 
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