💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

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Uh, nah, Nick, no. You're dying alone. Pretty much inevitable. Can't see any possible way out of that. Of course, being surrounded by several of your fellow inmates in prison would technically constitute "not alone", so there's a goal for ya!
 

Nha dude she wont, you know why? It's because your a reprehensible disgusting piece of filth, and the only thing that has gone off was you and it was your meds.

Oh god, as long as you're screencapping, there's a bunch of new stuff up there about Germans and the master race and all that shite. Augh.

I find that sad and fucking ironic, Nick back in 30's / 40's Germany would have been purged as mentally deficient. The guy's an ass of the highest order, a ignorant ass who revels in his own ignorance at that.
 
Uh, nah, Nick, no. You're dying alone. Pretty much inevitable. Can't see any possible way out of that. Of course, being surrounded by several of your fellow inmates in prison would technically constitute "not alone", so there's a goal for ya!
On the plus, there will be plenty of "butt stuff" for him to do! ;)
 
Yeah, that was what he was bemoaning, that the Stoutzenberger side of the family is a minority of his total pie chart/genome/however he envisions his heritage and ethnicity. He now wants to be a blond superhonky, etc. and mused something to the effect of, "I wonder what would happen if there was a country full of nothing but Germans." Pointing out that there is one and it's called Germany is attempting to reason with the unreasonable; he means this idea of German-as-a-race which never existed in reality.

He further believes, according to today's tweets, that if all of the ethnic Germans got together in one place at one time, "something paranormal" would happen, and all of said superhonkies would "go to Heaven." Sadly for his fantasy, however, the US hasn't undergone very much "ethnic cleansing" (tell that to the Indians, hmm?) and "Hitler wouldn't like it." Oh.
 
Yeah, it very succinctly sums up Nick's fantasy of what he would like to be, when he's not busy being the lovably stupid sidekick character in a sitcom, and when he's not the omnipotent shitlord -- literally -- who is removing vaginas and vulvae from the world's women so that he can "do butt stuff" without that annoying other hole that merely propagates the human race.

So inasmuch as anything at all can succinctly sum up anything here...
 
Nick Bate seems to be the only person (at least, only person who has a thread on here) whose creepiness and insanity you just never get used to, probably due to the level of insanity he has. Chris seemed creepy at first, but now I look at him as harmless. However, with Nick Bate, his insanity seems to seep through his posts. Most people who have threads on the forums would be interesting to interact with due to how strange they are, but Nick Bate may genuinely be the only person I wouldn't even want to message online.
 
Damn. Sick Nick is catching on too. I'm like the memetic version of a single mom with multiple kids from multiple dads.
 
Maybe I should do one of those ceremonies that makes me a virgin again like on that one King of the Hill episode.
I don't recall him ever losing his V-card... oh wait, never mind
Late 2005/2006 to early 2008 was the golden age of the Nick, when Wife and I were still close friends and I wasn't considered a horrorcoo.
I'm pretty sure he always was one, Anna just wasn't aware of it. And that was only about two years, and he's been trying to get back in contact with her for six going on seven. IMO, he sounds just like OPL when he spent 14 years clinging to his delusions that his gal pals still cared about him, and I guess the HRWiki was pretty much like Nick's Manchester High.
 
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