💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[NobleGreyHorse]

There doesn't seem to be anything actually on it, but this is his real name:

http://www.facebook.com/nickalaus.stoutzenberger

 

[José Mourinho]

 

[EI 903]

The mind reels at what depravities he is imagining as 'heartwarming.'

 

[GRANDnumberofMULTIPLES]

Stuff like this is why we need a horrified vote.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

It's a frightening notion for Nick to have kids, in general, but it's absolutely horrifying at the thought of him having a daughter. Fortunately, I'm pretty sure he'll never get the chance to procreate. He's his own chick repellant.

 

[Pine Tar]

It's a frightening notion for Nick to have kids, in general, but it's absolutely horrifying at the thought of him having a daughter. Fortunately, I'm pretty sure he'll never get the chance to procreate. He's his own chick repellant.

I would shudder to think of what kind of woman would procreate with Nick. I mean, having teeth straight out of the Big Book of British Smiles and smelling like Jenkem makes me quite randy. /sarcasm

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

I keep checking back on this thread in hopes of finding that sweet, sweet announcement that will one day read "Nick Bate Thrown in Prison", but nothing yet. Ah well. One can always dream.

 

[Ruin]

Apparently Nick is basically a hermit who rarely leaves his apartment at this point much to the relief of parents everywhere.

 

[Pine Tar]

Apparently Nick is basically a hermit who rarely leaves his apartment at this point much to the relief of parents everywhere.

From what I heard, his aunt pays for his apartment so his family doesn't have to deal with him. Part of me wonders what his apartment looks like, but then I imagine the smell......

 

[drtoboggan]

From what I heard, his aunt pays for his apartment so his family doesn't have to deal with him. Part of me wonders what his apartment looks like, but then I imagine the smell......

So awful FEMA gets 15 feet from it and says "nope, not paid enough for that."

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

So awful FEMA gets 15 feet from it and says "nope, not paid enough for that."

There's probably not enough money in the world.

 

[PumpkinSwirl]

I really regret that I ever found about this guy. He legitimately bothers me. He's obviously fucked in the head and needs to be locked up somewhere away from women and children.

 

[limecouch]

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/File:Nick_bate_crossdress.jpg

Since he decided being a transvestite was the same as being transgender.

Good lord. It's Norma Bate.

 

[José Mourinho]

https://twitter.com/NickBate/status/514932154933858304

lol good luck with this situation then

 

[Foulmouth]

https://twitter.com/NickBate/status/514932154933858304

lol good luck with this situation then

Is he planning on having buttbabbies ?

 

[drtoboggan]

Is he planning on having buttbabbies ?

Yeah, but he also intends to win Anna over. In both cases, we're safe.
Edit: thanks to you, I can't stop laughing at the word "ass-children."

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

Is he planning on having buttbabbies ?

Knowing Nick, he'll just kidnap whatever (girl) child he finds on the street. It's incredibly frightening to think about.

 

[EI 903]

Knowing Nick, he'll just kidnap whatever (girl) child he finds on the street. It's incredibly frightening to think about.

It would be more scary if he ever really went outside.

 

[drtoboggan]

It would be more scary if he ever really went outside.

The real question is who's it scarier for, us or him?

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

It would be more scary if he ever really went outside.

A very good, and very fortunate point.