💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[Roger Rabbit]

Anna, what is the most displeasing part of him? Besides the stalking.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Just saying that I was also young and stupid when I got myself into a relationship with an abusive freak, and I am glad that you, too, found the strength to get out. Whether you should have done it sooner is pointless second-guessing. You did do it, and that's what counts. Go you, for realz.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

Anna you can rest assured that if that rat bastard (and calling him that is an insult to both rats and bastards) tries to contact you, we'll do everything in our power to protect you. The power of the internet knows no bounds.

Edit: I meant to imply that if he harasses her online, we'll report him and get him banned. My apologies for A-Logging

Edit 2: I'm just going to say this, you're safe on this forum Anna. That's what I should've just stated from the beginning. I'm terribly sorry for A-Logging

 

[Ancani]

hurrhurrhurr: Feel free to ask questions! That's more or less what I came here for. So here are some answers!

#1. When/how did Nick decide that it was fated for you to be his wife?
I'm honestly not sure. It all started out as what seemed to be a harmless crush, but it escalated over time. If I find anything that pinpoints when the "WE ARE FATED TO BE MARRIED" bullshit started, I'll share it--I'm looking through my LJ for relevant posts right now, and if I find anything that can give you a rough timeframe I'll definitely make a note of it.

#2. Do you have any chatlogs/emails from him?
I don't have any chatlogs that I know of, and I'm afraid I haven't for quite some time. I seem to recall that I erased pretty much all of them from the computer I had when we were still in contact. Said computer is long since dead (it bit the dust not long after the whole mess began, I think), and since I've had to replace my computer several times since that one died, they're likely lost forever, at least on my end.

As for emails, I do likely have a few of those on some of my older email accounts. I'll do some digging.

#3. Can you shed some more information on his family life? All we are getting is that his Dad is some loser who smoked weed with him when he was 12 and that his mom and Joyce think if they pray enough Nick will stop being a freak rather than seek mental health.
Here's what I've gathered:

• His stepdad is (was?), allegedly, physically abusive. This led to an incident where Nick physically assaulted him, which led to him being sent to a psych ward for a bit. (It would be great if that had actually helped, wouldn't it?)
• He was homeschooled for several years--I think it was from 6th or 7th grade up until 11th grade, though I'm not sure of the exact years and I might be a bit off. However, it was not an especially hands-on form of homeschooling--he took his classes (if they can be called that) through a computer program (not even online--through an actual program). One thing that stands out about his homeschooling experience is that I distinctly remember him taking a "Bible class", which he frequently complained about.
• His mom and aunt (the aforementioned Joyce) are, as I recall, extremely religious. See also: Bible class. If I might speculate a bit, I think some of their fundamentalist beliefs rubbed off on Nick--who, of course, warped them beyond belief, because he's Nick. That might be why he was so obsessed with my "purity" or whatever.
• Nick also has a much older relative whom he refers to as Nanny, who I think is his grandmother (not sure on which side) but might be a great-aunt or something. I remember her being far more lenient about most everything than his mom, stepdad, and aunt.
• His immediate family (mom, stepdad, aunt) seems to be quite neglectful in general. This might explain some of his physical health problems, as well as his hellish teeth. (He once claimed that his mom only has two teeth left, which I'm guessing was an exaggeration but probably has a grain of truth in it.) You'll notice, if you look at the pic of him and Amber, that the poor girl is in desperate need of braces, which, along with their apparent refusal to do anything about him probably molesting her, seems to indicate that they don't exactly shower her with attention or affection either. (I worry for that kid, I really do.)
• I don't know much about his dad, but apparently he is, or at least was, an alcoholic, in addition to a stoner. Nick once claimed that he was conceived because his mom thought having a kid would convince his dad to kick his drinking habit; once again, this may or may not be the case.

#4. Did he ever threaten you?
That's actually a tricky question to answer. He never outright threatened to physically harm me; however, he would threaten to come to my house, and he did send incredibly disturbing death threats to both of my ex-boyfriends, Paul and Jeremy. He also all but threatened to rape Maddi at one point, saying that he'd fuck her whether she wanted it or not. (Please note that Maddi was around fifteen at the time this message was received. Lovely!)

It's worth noting that he did, at one point, talk to someone else (who later notified me) about whether or not it was legal to have sex with someone while they were asleep. While Nick claimed he would ask me for permission first, it's still disturbing and definitely of note.

So basically, while he never explicitly threatened physical harm towards me specifically, I always had the feeling that he would not hesitate to assault me in some way, were we in the same general vicinity, given his interactions with my friends.

RogerRabbit1988: Another tricky question, since he has so very few redeeming qualities. I think I'd have to go with his sheer stupidity. For example, I distinctly remember him assuming that the word "lungs" was singular and that humans only had one lung, and when I corrected him he assumed that one was in front of the other rather than them being side-by-side. To make things even more infuriating, most--if not all--of his ignorance of everything seemed, and still seems, to be willful. He revels in being stupid to an astonishing degree. I like to think I'm pretty intelligent for the most part (albeit not the best judge of character, it would seem!), and I try to surround myself with people who can (for lack of a better term) keep up with what I talk about, so that was (and is) a major turn-off in every way.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Quick question: Is he really Canadian? Cause he throws aboots and oots out like they were everywhere.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Quick question: Is he really Canadian? Cause he throws aboots and oots out like they were everywhere.

Not to bogart the question but no he is not. He has a childish obsession with the country to be quirky and lulzrandom.

 

[littlebiscuits]

Welcome Anna! Do you know any more odd stories about Nick? We would love to hear them!

 

[Ancani]

Quick question: Is he really Canadian? Cause he throws aboots and oots out like they were everywhere.

Nope. As far as I know he's lived in Pennsylvania his whole life. I don't think he's ever left the country.

Anyway, as promised, here are the relevant LJ entries, with commentary by me. It's a pretty big image file, but I figured it'd be simpler to just consolidate screenshots of the post into a single pic, rather than making a post full of copy-pasted LJ entries. The image is too big to post in the thread, so here's an Imgur link.

Additionally, the "Things Nick Loves Aboot (sic) Anna" page can be found here.

I'll do some digging and try to find some old emails as well.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

Sorry if this is a dumb question, but where did Nick get the whole aboot/oot thing from? I've lived in Canada for most of my life and I've not once heard anyone speak like that.

 

[Ancani]

Sorry if this is a dumb question, but where did Nick get the whole aboot/oot thing from? I've lived in Canada for most of my life and I've not once heard anyone speak like that.

Apparently it's some weird stereotype that Canadians talk like that. Nick, naturally, assumes that it's the truth and not a stereotype.

Admittedly, it might be partly a regional thing--I have heard people from some parts of Canada (namely BC) pronounce "ow" sounds a bit more like "oa" (so "about" sounds somewhat like "aboat"). Canada's a huge country so I'm sure the dialects and accents vary throughout, just as they do in the US. That said, I've never heard "ow" sounds pronounced as "oo", ever, by anyone. Outside of joking, that is. And, of course, spelling things with an accent is fucking stupid no matter what.

 

[CatParty]

Apparently it's some weird stereotype that Canadians talk like that. Nick, naturally, assumes that it's the truth and not a stereotype.

Admittedly, it might be partly a regional thing--I have heard people from some parts of Canada (namely BC) pronounce "ow" sounds a bit more like "oa" (so "about" sounds somewhat like "aboat"). Canada's a huge country so I'm sure the dialects and accents vary throughout, just as they do in the US. That said, I've never heard "ow" sounds pronounced as "oo", ever, by anyone. Outside of joking, that is. And, of course, spelling things with an accent is fucking stupid no matter what.

i am sorry to question you, but we need verification you are anna. can you post a link to your tumblr and post a pickle or "hi cwcki forums" in your tumblr?

 

[Ancani]

i am sorry to question you, but we need verification you are anna. can you post a link to your tumblr and post a pickle in your tumblr.

I am hesitant to do this, for the simple reason that I'm concerned about harassment. It's happened before, sadly.

Plus I'm not sure how that would verify anything, since I could easily, in theory, get a friend to post it and claim to be me.

That said, I do have proof. While I've put on a fair bit of weight, gotten piercings and different glasses, and repeatedly changed my hair, I still look like I did in the pics that can be found on Nick's wiki page about me, and the links contained therein.

Top row is me around the age of sixteen. Bottom row is me now.

And yes, I am well aware of the fact that I'm not especially pretty.

 

[TL 611]

It takes guts to pull of green hair, you did a better job than I

Nick's wiki page about me, and the links contained therein.

Could you possibly give further info on this?! that wiki is pure insanity andI've never seen it beofre.

 

[Null]

Your email address is verified and you've used it for years so it's pretty safe to assume its you.

 

[Ancani]

Also an excellent point.

 

[TL 611]

OMG AN EXPLANATION OF KENTUCKY DONT EXIST

Kentucky Don't Exist! is a popular conspiracy theory first introduced by Dr. Nickalaus B.S. Nickel, Ph.D.

As the story goes, long, long ago, a man by the name of Colonel Sanders created a restaurant franchise and named it Kentucky Fried Chicken, or KFC for short. At the time, Kentucky did not exist and there were only 49 states in the U.S. However, as the success of KFC spread, even the President of the United Effin' States had to get in on that delicious shiznit. So, he made a secret deal with Colonel Sanders. In exchange for free chicken, he had all historical records, including (but not limited to) maps, encyclopedias, and almanacs altered so that they included a fifthieth state, "Kentucky".

To further establish "Kentucky"'s existence, the government even cut off the top half of Tennessee for the land which would constitute "Kentucky". Many other "historical facts" were invented, as well. The public soon accepted Kentucky as a U.S. state, blind to the government's lies.

 

[CatParty]

I am hesitant to do this, for the simple reason that I'm concerned about harassment. It's happened before, sadly.

Plus I'm not sure how that would verify anything, since I could easily, in theory, get a friend to post it and claim to be me.

That said, I do have proof. While I've put on a fair bit of weight, gotten piercings and different glasses, and repeatedly changed my hair, I still look like I did in the pics that can be found on Nick's wiki page about me, and the links contained therein.

Top row is me around the age of sixteen. Bottom row is me now.

And yes, I am well aware of the fact that I'm not especially pretty.

Thank you for the verification and welcome!

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Could you possibly give further info on this?! that wiki is pure insanity andI've never seen it beofre.

For some reason him creating a wiki for himself creeps me out way more than it should.

Now this may have been answered before but is there a reason why he doesn't brush his teeth?

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

For some reason him creating a wiki for himself creeps me out way more than it should.

Now this may have been answered before but is there a reason why he doesn't brush his teeth?

I've heard it said it's because he's afraid the dentist will try to slash his throat, or something along those lines.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I've heard it said it's because he's afraid the dentist will try to slash his throat, or something along those lines.

But wouldn't fucking your teeth up lead to going to the dentist? I remember hearing this but with this logic you'd think he'd keep his teeth in check so he wouldn't need to go to the dentist.