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It's amazing how many ticks he checks off of the "Serial Killer Tells" list.
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What, Nick Bate, or Hurrhurrhurr?
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Dude, it's Nick Bate. Bloke's a clusterfuck.
The hell do you want answers for? This is the guy who routinely smears his shite up the walls, spergs about bums and pisses on his curtains for fun. Needing answers about why he deliberately decided to wee his knickers in middle school is a bit redundant, don't you think? Plus it's Nick, he embellishes stuff all the time because he's off his filthy little tits on poo fumes.
If my teacher wouldn't let me go to the shitter it would either be a case of leg it anyway or hold it. Who the hell pees their pants to get at someone? Maybe if your teacher happened to have an overriding phobia of wet trousers and ammonia smell? Otherwise it would probably be more the caretaker that would be less than amused.
Pissing one's knickers in middle school will only ever have one conclusion, if I know anything about the cruel laws of the playground - 'Hey look, there goes Pissy-Weewee-Peebum-Soggytrousers McGee, what a wanker.'
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Guys, the correct answer for when to deliberately piss yourself is when you've been hauled into the police station for questioning and the cops are trying the old "offer plenty of drinks but refuse toilet access" strategy. And even then, you should probably just piss in the corner.
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83 pages, and going strong...
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you ruined it by bumping it
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the next day:
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KEEP YOUR CHILDREN CLOSE
Nick, if you made twice as much you'd barely be above the poverty line.
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This is not going to end well.
I sincerely hope parents of young children in Nick's area have one of these on hand.
I was going to make a Blue Jays joke, but then I realized first he's not actually Canadian, and second they're ahead of the Yankees by two games.
So the "Will the people near him even know how to use one of those" cheapshot has died on it's tracks. Unless he lives in Chicago, then transfer that joke to the Cubs.That said, I like to think the good parents of WhereverTheFucksVille, CountryName would know enough to keep their children away from the smelly, seemingly transient man approaching them. Hell I'd like to think the children themselves would know to instinctively run away from the guy who smells like sewage runoff, but kids aren't always the brightest sadly.
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He lives an hour or two outside of Philly, so Ryan Howard jokes are appropriate
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Apparently his adult day program, or somebody, took him to the biggest park in Lancaster, PA, which is like... five minutes from where I live. I'm not on his radar - I've never tweeted at him and only ever used his Ask.fm once or twice (which is completely anon) to find out what his deal with dentists was, so he doesn't even know any of my online handles from various parts of the interwebs. Still, every time he mentions being that close to me, I get completely squicked. Is this logical, is this my PTSD going off, or is it a bit of both?
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Well, I'm not a doctor and this is the internet, so it's the last place you should be going for any advice on PTSD, but I'd have to say it's a bit of both though mostly just logic. You know he fantasizes about pedophilia, he has disgusting fetishes, doesn't bathe and says racist things (even if it's just for attention). ANY person would want to be as far way from him as possible just due to how gross he is.
And you can bet when he went to that park all the parents there very likely didn't know him but still knew enough about him just by looking at him to kept an extra close watch on their children and him.
And you can bet when he went to that park all the parents there very likely didn't know him but still knew enough about him just by looking at him to kept an extra close watch on their children and him.
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I see what you mean. You're right. It only makes sense to steer far away from a guy who is all that, plus this fixated on his stalking target: http://twitpic.com/e7uurb
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I've actually been thinking lately of writing a fanfiction of either Arthur or Doug where the main character basically grew up to be exactly like Nick. Though I honestly don't think Arthur would ever turn out like Nick did, I just wrote a lot of crappy Arthur fics growing up. Doug, on the other hand, is pretty much a borderline schizophrenic and I have come across a few fanart pieces of Doug as OPL, so I could possibly see him ending up like Chris or Nick.
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... Right...
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That's his version of "Random Access Humor". He's been on that Kentucky thing for a while, because it makes him unique and interesting. wow
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What is it with lolcows and a love for stupidly nonsensical humor? I usually dislike making Chris comparisons, but this really is exactly like Chris' idea of "random access humor", or how he equates clever humor to nonsense.
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