💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[Springblossom]

He's still feigning a Canadian accent over text, so whatever they've put him on isn't strong enough.

The only 'medication' that could stop that would be strychnine.

 

[soIregistered]

God, you have all his awful scary tweets about eating shit and raping people, then he posts something fairly normal and it's such a horrible contrast.

Also, I don't think I can ever play Age of Empires II again. Goddammit Nick.

He doesn't even know what Steam is, and spends all of his time on the internet. That's not normal!

 

[telegramsamo]

Have you considered the idea that maybe you might fall in love with someone who isn't Anna someday?

I've considered it, yes, but I reject it.

 

[Backwards Harvester]

I don't know much about this fellow, but I hope he makes videos.... I'd be really interested ... One must wonder what goes on in the minds of people like this,

 

[Coldgrip]

According to most of his posts, shit and pedophilia.

 

[telegramsamo]

I still haven't gotten over me being forced to live on my own. It's terrible and I hate it. It's been like two years too.

I hope Wife isn't planning any more Life stuff. It's bad enough she's in college. I prefer people not have much going on.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Shit Post

God, he's becoming ever more intolerable.

 

[CalmMyTits]

I don't know what the hell Nick expects to accomplish with these retarded tweets.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Well if I had to place a bet...I'd say "He wants attention."

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

I do feel bad for Nick in that regard. Its clear that he does what he does (Read: Go out of his way to be disgusting) as a desperate cry for attention.

Its a shame he chased away all his therapists.

 

[telegramsamo]

I wonder what colours the walls should be when me and Wife get our on hoose. I'd like pink at least for the bedroom.

Fun fact: I have a personality disorder for which there is no cure. So I'm gonna be donked up forever, basically. Woo hoo!

The ambulance that took me to the hospital wants me to pay 515 USD for a thing I didn't even want. If I HAD $515 I would have an accordion.

The hospital or Crisis Intervention should pay for it, since they were the ones who wanted me there against my will, right? Yeah man.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

This is kind of a rhetorical question, but is he not possibly on some form of Medicare/Medicaid, or covered by his mother's or aunt's insurance? Something or somebody had to pay for the hospital stay, etc. and the therapist would have to be paid by some entity as well. I have a form of medical benefits for the disabled that require I work (and keep proving I have a job, via pay stubs) -- while there is no copay to me personally for office visits (or even my flu shot and tetanus booster this fall), somehow (through my own taxes?) somebody is paying the provider for my visit. If I were dumber, like Nick, I might believe that the doctor volunteered to give me a dose of the flu shot out of the pure goodness of his noble heart.

 

[Jackolantern]

Nick always struck me as a deadringer for Dr Teeth from the Muppets. Teeth, neckbeard, stupid hair and glasses

 

[Colress]

Oh dear MZD what is this? He raises the red flags of "oh god no" almost instantly. Isn't there a way he could get arrested?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Sorry I'm late to the thread... What can one say about Nick Bate that hasn't already been said? Ever since I got my dialup in 1998, I became fascinated with lolcows. It was always a sick hobby of mine I would never admit to anybody other than my friend Chris. In all my 16 years of surfing the internet, I have come across anyone as depraved as Nick. I've been fascinated by him for a year. My hypothesis is that Nick is a very strange individual, probably has some form of schizophrenia. I don't think he's autistic, it's something much scarier. I think under that dumb oaf exterior is a sick, cold, calculating psychopath. I think he's not just afraid of others, but also afraid of himself and what he's capable of doing. I think he grew up having people disgusted with him, so he's decided that people are going to hate him no matter what, so he's going to give them a damn good reason to hate him while still playing dumb about it.

I'm actually the one who leaked Nick's psych eval. It wasn't that hard, I was shitfaced drunk and tweeted him to send it to my email address because he was discussing it... the next day I woke up with a splitting hangover and that in my inbox. I didn't even remember asking him the night before! The fact that he sent it to a complete stranger shows that he wanted someone to leak it on his behalf without it looking like he did it himself.

oh and American prisons/mental institutions are too nice for him, he deserves RUSSIAN PRISON

 

[Saney]

I don't think he's autistic, it's something much scarier. I think under that dumb oaf exterior is a sick, cold, calculating psychopath.

I find that very likely. There's certainly something wrong with him mentally, but it's doubtful that he's a psychopath...and he's certainly not calculating.

oh and American prisons/mental institutions are too nice for him, he deserves RUSSIAN PRISON

What is it they do in Russian prisons?

 

[telegramsamo]

More Nick Bate Twitter insanity stupidity:

I wonder if I was raped as a child and don't remember it. I often have a mental video of a woman fellating a baby. Maybe I was that baby.

I don't understand most rules of social interaction. People often tell me I am doing it wrong.

With all kinds of people telling me I don't understand consent, sometimes I wonder if I really DO derstand consent.

 

[Bob's Fries]

What is it they do in Russian prisons?

[youtube]BWteX6TmMrI[/youtube]

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I love Nick's logic regarding his ambulance bill. "I didn't want a psychiatric hold, so I shouldn't have to pay." People don't want heart attacks or car accidents, Nick. Still have to pay for the cost of their treatment.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

If that video is too long just know that Nick can bunk up with some cannibals in a cell locked up so well that he'll be half digested by the time the guards are able to open the door.