💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[exball]

Great. To stop my cat from peeing on my desk I put a bunch of stuff on it so he can't even get up there, so he goes and pees UNDER it.

Maybe you should clean the fucking litter box dumbass.

 

[telegramsamo]

Why must I be in constant agony? All I need is my wife and I'd be good. ONE thing. Why is that so hard

 

[CalmMyTits]

Why must I be in constant agony? All I need is my wife and I'd be good. ONE thing. Why is that so hard

Because she doesn't want your shit-smeared dick anywhere near her, that's why/

 

[exball]

Why must I be in constant agony? All I need is my wife and I'd be good. ONE thing. Why is that so hard

Because she doesn't want your shit-smeared dick anywhere near her, that's why/

Less smeared more coated.

 

[CWCissey]

Why must I be in constant agony? All I need is my wife and I'd be good. ONE thing. Why is that so hard

Gee I wonder why...

[youtube]hU_r9xzv8jg[/youtube]

 

[exball]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU_r9xzv8jg

Nick has the voice of a normal, well adjusted person. That scares the shit out me.

 

[telegramsamo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU_r9xzv8jg

Nick has the voice of a normal, well adjusted person. That scares the shit out me.

Yeah, given the way he types I expected a really fake, stereotypical Canadian accent.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Why must I be in constant agony? All I need is my wife and I'd be good. ONE thing. Why is that so hard

Gee I wonder why...

http://www.staminarose.org/pt/src/13791 ... bi1q21gak6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU_r9xzv8jg

Is it just me or is... the front/tip of hos tongue... brown???

 

[Count groudon]

[youtube]lXyQmrZxwIw[/youtube]
So apparently Nick has a guitar...

 

[Strewth]

Man, McDonalds is way cheap where he lives.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Jesusth christh, he sthounds stho much like Billy.

 

[RetardBus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXyQmrZxwIw
So apparently Nick has a guitar...

I'm not even going to bother posting a picture or a Youtube video of the Gitar of Fail.

 

[telegramsamo]

I would like to talk aboot pooping but unfortunately since I'm biologically male I cannot because it'd be gross. Only girls can poop-talk.

Internet still not working. I planted strawberries in Farmville yesterday. They're gonna be withered by next weekend. :/

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I spend most of my time pretending to be my wife saying sexy things to me. I have problems.

I wish I thought this was a rare five seconds of self-awareness, but it just screams "lovable loser persona."

 

[soIregistered]

Is it just me or is... the front/tip of hos tongue... brown???

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that's from eating his own shit.

What a 500th post, eh?

 

[RetardBus]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that's from eating his own shit.

What a 500th post, eh?

Eating shit is a great way to get e-coli. One can hope for things, can't they?

 

[Springblossom]

I wish the The Forgotten AoE 2 expansion wasn't exclusive to Steam. Whatever Steam is.

God, you have all his awful scary tweets about eating shit and raping people, then he posts something fairly normal and it's such a horrible contrast.

Also, I don't think I can ever play Age of Empires II again. Goddammit Nick.

 

[Axiom]

Age of Empires is fucking amazing and unworthy of Nick Bate. Never stop playing it. LONG LIVE THE CITY-BUILDING GAMES!!

 

[telegramsamo]

Nick's most recent tweets:

My medication is bugging me. It's hard to orgasm, even with my hottest fantasies. I thought Invega was supposed to have less side effects.

I stopped the Risperidone like a week ago and am noo on just the Invega. You'd think it'd be oot of my system by noo.

 

[Null]

He's still feigning a Canadian accent over text, so whatever they've put him on isn't strong enough.