💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing Redditor who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger cuck visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron in third person on REDDIT. Wife's bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

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Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Votos: 40 9.9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Votos: 14 3.5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Votos: 12 3.0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Votos: 192 47.5%
  • Continuance...

    Votos: 146 36.1%

  • Total de votantes
    404
  • Encuesta cerrada .
His heavy breathing sounded legit and very pained. Like I said even the judge asked if he was ok
I agree with @Sexy Potoo 's theory that Nick's car wreck was way worse than he lets on. He can't admit how injured he got because it'd reveal that he was driving way faster than he should have because he saw a straightaway and assumed it's the perfect place to speed.
 
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Edit: Legit thought Nick was drawing himself and didn't realize he released his own drawing in dabblefaggot circles/podcasts until after I caught up on the thread. This is significantly less funny to me now, which has been a recurring theme with Nick. God he sucks.
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Allegedly the real thing.
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wtf
 
Welp, continuance bros stay winning!
See you all back here in August. Congrats to the 37% who selected that option in the thread poll.

Also, thank you very much for going and reporting on the day's events here.
A continuance is also a win for the toe since the TRO is still in effect.
At this point, Our Wife's restraining order against Aaron will expire before this "temporary" one goes away. :really:
Suffer skelly. Suffer pedomelt.
 
Totally objective reporting from Moody the Midget Fag:
> Pedophile enabler Moody is now the only live courtroom source

It is weird and funny that despite having the same actual attorneys, somehow MAPton has immediate access to better statutory analysis than he ever would have gotten from this nationally recognized legal commentator, month after month, as recently as last night:



Is Nick's law license something we can transplant? Even this failed rapper is clearly more qualified to hold it.
 
People like this are the reason peanut butter has to have a warning that it contains peanuts.
To be fair nowadays just because it says something doesn't mean it has it. Chicken salt has no chicken in it, for example. I'm sure there are weird ways to make "peanut" butter that doesn't contain any peanuts but tastes close enough.
We honestly need some kind of global standard for food. A lot of packed ramen noodles claim to be beef or chicken while the soup/stock contains neither.

Nick looked to be in pain towards the end, holding his left side. Said it was cause it was the longest he's had to sit without laying down.
He's in pain just because he sat down for a few hours?
People like to make fun of office cucks not doing real work, what do we call this? The man that never had a real job in his life can't sit down for a few hours. Pathetic.

But showing a single picture of a single tit to a single man is somehow a henious crime?
It's Minnesota. They don't train their cops, they allow immigrant fraud, they don't enforce traffic laws, they have retards brawling with immigration enforcement officers in the streets. It's a total dump of a state that should be nuked.
 
After reading through Tiki Man’s notes twice, it baffles me that the judge would have to think about this for more than six seconds. He was presented with a jilted, vibrating moron clearly coming off some stimulant bender and fresh off of totaling his van, waxing poetic about his ex-lover’s dick and hunting ceiling cats.

“Yes your honor, the twitchy idiot still picking windshield glass out of his hair is a danger to himself and others and he’s obsessed with total life ruination of my client. “ -the closing argument we should have seen
 
After reading through Tiki Man’s notes twice, it baffles me that the judge would have to think about this for more than six seconds. He was presented with a jilted, vibrating moron clearly coming off some stimulant bender and fresh off of totaling his van, waxing poetic about his ex-lover’s dick and hunting ceiling cats.

“Yes your honor, the twitchy idiot still picking windshield glass out of his hair is a danger to himself and others and he’s obsessed with total life ruination of my client. “ -the closing argument we should have seen
And telling Rekieta he should know better. Basically indulging this disgusting freak as though he's a little naughty scamp instead of the disturbing psychopathic faggot he obviously is.
 
I have posted about this possibly hundreds of times, and many times in this very thread. Do none of you GODDAMN IDIOTS pay any fucking ATTENTION to the LAW? You are a fucking EMBARRASSMENT. Please, do not do this shit. Idiots. IDIOTS!
Think of it as a retard filter for people so impossibly stupid they can't even pass the minimal standard of "just don't put the fucking thing in your pocket, just this one fucking time, for this one fucking thing, you dumb fuck."

ETA: FFS this fucking judge. Are all public officials and organs of the state of Minnesota this fucking incompetent and retarded?
 
Surprised he hasn't done ozempic although his liver is probably so infected that it'd kill him if he even did one injection.
 
If Our Wife can show off her titties to all and sundry at Hedonism and then get Aaron sent to jug for sending a pic that she willingly posed for to a friend, surely the same principle would apply to Aaron who shows off his own chest at the pool but objects to sharing pictures of his man boobs when taken by Nick in the bedroom?
Aaron doesn't have mournful, mournful, tits so dissemination of pictures of him looking like a goofy gooner sitting on Our Wife's bed is not considered a disruption of the peace.
You would ask your mom to explain it, but you know better than to interrupt her Sisko time.
Even the closest thing to a father figure in their life my nigga Sisko ends up going to buy smokes in Agartha and never returns (:_(
 
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If I was detained and tortured me in Guantanamo Bay, you would never get me to say even one thing Nick said or admitted today. He clearly has a hole in his brain in the part that tries to avoid embarrassing yourself. I’m honestly astonished how much he has physically and mentally deteriorated in recent months. It’s just… wow.
 
Nick's in big trouble with the construction driver, isn't he?
This is a pure res ipsa loquitur negligence case, that is, that an event like this happens "speaks for itself." Things like this simply do not happen without there being a negligent idiot involved, and in this case, the obvious negligent idiot is Nick.

Nick's obvious bullshit complaint, if even Nick has the sheer gall to make it, is that somehow, a gigantic construction machine, bright yellow, on a straight stretch of road, where you could see it literally from miles away, jumped like a rabbit right in front of him before he could possibly stop.

If you believe this story, you're retarded.
Not even Zoe Quinn openly mocks the morons he stole money from.

See 'The police asked if April had slept at my house last night, but no one had done any sleeping, so I told them, "No", hue hue!"
Some people are unforgiving of word games like this.

...actually yeah, I think he would be that fucking stupid to try it.
This is one of Nick's "suspiciously specific denials" where he's obviously setting it up to deny that he was, in fact, texting while he crashed into a massively visible slow-moving piece of machinery, like the stupid fucking retard he is.
 
Here it is:

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100064377111988

Press Release:
Re: Motor vehicle collision with payloader
On Monday, June 1, 2026 at approximately 5:30pm, the Kandiyohi County Sheriff’s Office responded to a reported motor vehicle collision with a payloader along the 8400 block of Kandiyohi County Rd. 9 NE in Green Lake Township. A passenger van driven by a 44 year old Spicer man with his family was travelling southbound on Co. Rd. 9 when it attempted to avoid a large payloader that was crossing the roadway in front of them. The van struck the payloader in the bucket area. There were 5 occupants in the passenger van and all were transported to the hospital with non-life threatening injuries.
The Kandiyohi County Sheriff’s Office was assisted by the Spicer Fire Department, Spicer First Responders, Kandiyohi County Rescue Squad, and CentraCare Ambulance.
Chief Deputy Kent Bauman
Scandinavian Incel Prude Mechanics.
 
I think this disruption in court is stupid and a bad look. K need to be sure that she is not getting to close to this.
This ain’t Jerry Springer, K. Respect the sanctity of muh court proceedings!


That said.

This is so fucking funny, I’d have been dying trying not to laugh. Well done @Tiki Bar Man 2

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I also appreciate that the reason Melton is condemned to travel to the icy wastes of Minnesota to face the music is directly the actions of Dabbleverse tards for getting the zoom access canceled.


On the hearing, I was expecting a few of the more annoying TRO violations to be brought up by Aaron’s lawyer as reasons to grant the HRO, but I guess that’s not how it works.
 
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