💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing Redditor who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger cuck visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron in third person on REDDIT. Wife's bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Vibralldo]

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>I(‘ve) got (to) write f**tage
He was poorly making a foot fag joke. So he must be a feet-fetishist if he is projecting again, like everything else he accuses others of.

Nick seems the type tbh.
Did you know that foot fetishists are disproportionately serial killers?

 

[AMHOLIO]

He literally has a payloader as his FB background.

>Superman Icon
>Literally Stops a degenerate criminal in his tracks

based

 

[Dickrus]

Can't wait to see how his county bends over backwards so far they end up standing straight up attempting to protect this dumbass again

 

[Airstrip One]

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

It'd be cheaper for Cuck Yeager over here to just get his pilot's license at this point if he's so insistent on flying through Kandy Yoshi County trying to break the fucking sound barrier. I know that the kids and the cops are already used to putting up with Nick's bullshit. But I feel bad for Henry having to put up with Nick, based on all accounts of previous temper tantrums with law enforcement, acting like Bronson Pinchot's portrayal of Craig Toomy from The Langoliers. I'm sure he was shrieking about having their jobs and how they're wasting his precious time when every single second lost is a matter of life and death in his unfathomably busy schedual. But at least Henry gets to go home to people who will greet him with a genuine smile and greetings like, "Hey, Henry's come to see us!" or "Henry, I'm glad you came!" Nick gets to go home to a prison of his own making, surrounded by a community that despises him.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

is Nick really going to say "someone" dosed me in my sleep for the next missed / failed drug & alcohol test
pre cope.mp4

He looks worse every month

 

[Harman Smith]

Things are about to pop off in the worst possible way.

 

[AnOminous]

No....fuck that guy. He should have fired nick as a client.

He's also an unethical shithead who should be disbarred just for his malpractice in representing both Balldo and Melton, and screwing over Melton at the whim of Balldo. I mean he's an absolute piece of shit but a lawyer owes a duty to all of his clients and if those conflict, he is supposed to withdraw as counsel from one or both.

 

[Billy_Sama!]

He looks worse every month
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No matter how big the trust fund, you can't prevent aging from drug abuse

 

[Dollar Store Sentai]

Please lord, let the construction vehicle have a dash cam for insurance purposes, it would be so fucking funny.

 

[AnOminous]

He looks worse every month
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The ceiling cats are back which means the cocaine or meth is back too. Not sure this broke-ass fucker can even afford coke at this point, so it's probably trailer park meth.

 

[YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG]

Here it is:

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100064377111988

Press Release:
Re: Motor vehicle collision with payloader
On Monday, June 1, 2026 at approximately 5:30pm, the Kandiyohi County Sheriff’s Office responded to a reported motor vehicle collision with a payloader along the 8400 block of Kandiyohi County Rd. 9 NE in Green Lake Township. A passenger van driven by a 44 year old Spicer man with his family was travelling southbound on Co. Rd. 9 when it attempted to avoid a large payloader that was crossing the roadway in front of them. The van struck the payloader in the bucket area. There were 5 occupants in the passenger van and all were transported to the hospital with non-life threatening injuries.
The Kandiyohi County Sheriff’s Office was assisted by the Spicer Fire Department, Spicer First Responders, Kandiyohi County Rescue Squad, and CentraCare Ambulance.
Chief Deputy Kent Bauman

My sympathies to the front loader bucket.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He looks worse every month
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Loving the 70s SF bathhouse owner look

 

[Watching Rekieta]

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>I(‘ve) got (to) write f**tage
He was poorly making a foot fag joke. So he must be a feet-fetishist if he is projecting again, like everything else he accuses others of.

It's why he got the Steel Toe pedi.

 

[RotPockets]

It's why he got the Steel Toe pedi.

Desperate to recapture his college glory days, he hurriedly hopped in the car with his Ratwife, and sped off to get her plowed.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

The ceiling cats are back which means the cocaine or meth is back too. Not sure this broke-ass fucker can even afford coke at this point, so it's probably trailer park meth.

Unless I am mistaken didn't April mention something about meth awhile back? I could have swore she made a comment about doing meth with the two of them.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Loving the 70s SF bathhouse owner look

He's got that "Gaetan Dugas fucked me" look.

 

[Thumb Butler]

The ceiling cats are back which means the cocaine or meth is back too. Not sure this broke-ass fucker can even afford coke at this point, so it's probably trailer park meth.

Don't worry. If he's been on drugs for long enough the ceiling cats come for free!

 

[DeeDee Megadoodoo]

He's basically a walking episode of Arrested Development, isn't he.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

He's basically a walking episode of Arrested Development, isn't he.

"There is money in the balldo Stand!"