💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing Redditor who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger cuck visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron in third person on REDDIT. Wife's bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Folgers Can]

Pretty much any damage at all will total it. It's a Nissan, a complete shitbox. Nobody is going to bother fixing that.

I know a few car insurance guys, 90% of cars get shitcanned as write-offs, or at best, a rebuilt title.
Knowing Nick, his speeding and abuse of prescription drugs, that van is totalled.

The van, circa July 2026:

 

[A Series Of Tubes]

Tfw you look up after making a particularly spicy Twitter post
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Never thought i'd see a Vanishing Point reference on KF. One of my all time favorite films.

 

[Butwhythough2]

There might be a slight bump two years in the future when someone vandalizes his grave

Nick Rekieta said I could cum on Rekieta's grave. If you wanna know the truth about it Bish.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Yeah like I said I forgot that Rekieta lived in a rural (and corrupt) shithole because I haven’f paid attention to him in like a year. I live in a collegetown and there’s cameras on all the intersections so I don’t think it’s just a bughive thing but yeah once you get out in the boonies those aren’t a thing. It would still be funny (and weird) to see video of Balldo crashing into a loader but sadly it probably doesn’t exist.

anything over 10k population is a bughive in my book, but yeah, even in my less than 2k town there's cameras at the few stoplights. Still, quite a few places out there without even that much. You'll probably see more private security cams like the gravel pit has than DOT cams in rural areas.

Don't get me wrong, they're out there, just infrequent outside of population centers. My state (Illinois pray for me)has all the DOT camera streaming online, and coverage outside of towns is limited, more so the further from a town you go. Maybe a camera rig where two rural highways intersect, and sometimes along the interstate, usually close to ramps.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Probably too busy screaming at his family.

Yes this seems like an abuser tactic. Probably got mad and hit it on purpose to be a fucking asshole. I've known people like Nick who love to use the threat of crashing and road rage to intimadate people they are abusing because they are weak losers themselves. I think this is something more unhinged and insidious tbh

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

The more lives at risk, the worse he drives.

Nick is the master at putting lives at risk.

 

[Alaska20k]

When do you think his eldest will drop the tell all interview with DJ Vlad

 

[JamFlowMan]

Cobes is still loved to this day. His thread is still active and still has people posting his old videos and talking about sick drink combos. I think that thread will be active for a long time.

When Rekieta dies this thread will be flipped to Inactive, people will celebrate and then it will gather dust for the rest of time. There might be a slight bump two years in the future when someone vandalizes his grave or when Kayla marries Aaron.

All you have to know about Kingcobrajfs is after he passed away his father held a celebration of life stream and The Farms treated it with respect. How many people with a thread on this site would be able to say the same?

 

[Trans Randy]

"Texting is speech; how can the government restrict muh speech?" -- Rekieta, Probably.

Hoping for the Balldo Soldiers to go full SovCit now.
"He didn't drive into a payloader, he TRAVELLED into a payloader!".

 

[Schwarzwald]

Three things you never mess around with on the road: busses, semi-trucks, and construction equipment. You're going to lose every single time. Even if it pulled out on you, you have to give it an extra layer of respect to prevent that as a possibility.

If I didn't know it was Nick driving I'd be surprised somebody was driving like that with their family in the car with construction equipment in view.

 

[YouDoNotHaveTheRight]

Here it is:

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100064377111988

Press Release:
Re: Motor vehicle collision with payloader
On Monday, June 1, 2026 at approximately 5:30pm, the Kandiyohi County Sheriff’s Office responded to a reported motor vehicle collision with a payloader along the 8400 block of Kandiyohi County Rd. 9 NE in Green Lake Township. A passenger van driven by a 44 year old Spicer man with his family was travelling southbound on Co. Rd. 9 when it attempted to avoid a large payloader that was crossing the roadway in front of them. The van struck the payloader in the bucket area. There were 5 occupants in the passenger van and all were transported to the hospital with non-life threatening injuries.
The Kandiyohi County Sheriff’s Office was assisted by the Spicer Fire Department, Spicer First Responders, Kandiyohi County Rescue Squad, and CentraCare Ambulance.
Chief Deputy Kent Bauman

Would have never happened if the kandiyohi county court would have done its job. Blood on judges hands.

 

[BiggestKai]

Please tell me his children weren't in the van
fug should have scrolled through the top posts first. Hope the 66 year old man was fine.

 

[Trans Randy]

Please tell me his children weren't in the van

Don't read the thread, I guess

 

[not william stenchever]

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE 5K LOCALS GIFT?

If he starts picking up chunks of the Nissan he might make it halfway to 5,000 pieces of junk to mail out.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

Please tell me his children weren't in the van

Balldo wouldn't be Balldo if he wasn't endangering the lives of his children.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

>Threatens to rape a judge on main
>Maintains he's not gay enough to rape Null.
>Doubles down on raping judge
>Crashes his rape van

What did the Law Pope mean by this?

I’m way too far behind to catch up on Rekieta for awhile, so I just came in the thread since it got a community feature.

But what the fuck lmao, I thought he was getting boring.

Nick got btfo so hard he dissociated and started thinking he was other people. "It depends on the eight year old" channeling Sargon "I wish I was jerking off on that stream!" the Ralphamale "you need to go to the wittiness store" Chris Chan. He's always been terrible at bloodsports but that was rough.

May the spirit of IBS flow through him!

…wait that came out wrong

 

[Elbe]

Nick claimed the air bags went off...

"...so you see officer that fully explains why my children are, yet again, covered in white powder"

 

[Strix454]

I don't even understand how this retard still has a license, Minnesota roads must be a nightmare if everyone gets the same treatment with traffic violations. (It seems enforcement is non-existent). This nigger is such a terrible driver he somehow hit a giant slow moving bright yellow loader head-on. That is impossible unless you are; A) clinically retarded B) under the influence C) sliding into DMs of ewhores on Twitter D) all of the above.

All the laws and all the enforcement around towing cars and pulling drivers licenses started going out the window after George Floyd. The democrats who run the state have this theory that driving is a right and that taking away the right of a good person to drive will either make that person homeless or lead them into criminal activity which will result in them being sent to state prison. Mostly because....you know.....certain groups are more likely to get parking tickets and not pay them.

They passed a state law that you can't tow cars for unpaid parking tickets. People told them what would happen if they did that and they did it anyway. By policy, people getting their drivers license pulled these days is far less likely than it was in the past.

And so you have people like Nick who drove around for a long time without any car insurance at all and got police ticketed for it twice.....and never lost his license or seemed to even stop driving. Nick drove around for months with expired plates and no insurance with hardly any consequences. And he only even got stopped twice after which for a long time he just ignored the tickets he got from doing that.

And if you try to point out any of this to the soft-brained morons who live there, what you usually get back is some lecture about how gay and black people are murdered openly in the street in bad places like Florida and Texas. That Minnesota cares and that its just better than everywhere else.

 

[Spooky Space Kook]

Nicks life is so bad he is both figuratively and literally crashing out. I'm still surprised he hasn't been put into the slammer. Could it be a possible DUI or will he get off with no consequences other than having fucked insurance. I don't believe Nick has been sober for more than a few weeks in the bast few years. He should be in the slammer at this point with how unhinged he is, he is a danger to himself, his family and the general public.

 

[Calcified Fetus]

Its a no-fault state. He is still going to suffer though. And he is already paying a small fortune given all the speeding tickets IF he even has insurance. One of his tickets I believe was for not having insurance.

Where is his source of income at this point? Last I heard he was disbarred and his streaming career is about as thriving as Anissa's husband. Even if he miraculously got his practicing license back by whoring his wife and cock sock to the right people, no sane person would want him to represent them after taking one google search.