💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing Redditor who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger cuck visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron in third person on REDDIT. Wife's bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

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Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Votos: 40 9.9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Votos: 14 3.5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Votos: 12 3.0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Votos: 192 47.5%
  • Continuance...

    Votos: 146 36.1%

  • Total de votantes
    404
  • Encuesta cerrada .
Russell Greer at least doesn't put children's lives in danger.
Russell Greer once declined to provide information to the FBI about a missing child after people on Quora told him there was no reward.

Might need a little rewrite but this is how I envision Nick crashing into that payloader
"Yabba-dabba GOO!

Rekieta, Nick Rekieta,
He's now smelling the whole galaxy!
Coping, blind and seething,
Aaron couldn't beat his faggotry!"
 
The rumours are that Quayla is a nervous driver and she does not use it often. This is why Nick has to drive so much, allegedly.
Not just a nervous driver but possibly a tipsy/pilled out driver. Can’t find them now, but I remember allegations (maybe from @StarTrak or @RaptInPlastic or Meme Copium?) that even though she’s never actually been charged with a DUI, Kayla got a ride home from the cops on at least one occasion.
 
Here it is:

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100064377111988

Press Release:
Re: Motor vehicle collision with payloader
On Monday, June 1, 2026 at approximately 5:30pm, the Kandiyohi County Sheriff’s Office responded to a reported motor vehicle collision with a payloader along the 8400 block of Kandiyohi County Rd. 9 NE in Green Lake Township. A passenger van driven by a 44 year old Spicer man with his family was travelling southbound on Co. Rd. 9 when it attempted to avoid a large payloader that was crossing the roadway in front of them. The van struck the payloader in the bucket area. There were 5 occupants in the passenger van and all were transported to the hospital with non-life threatening injuries.
The Kandiyohi County Sheriff’s Office was assisted by the Spicer Fire Department, Spicer First Responders, Kandiyohi County Rescue Squad, and CentraCare Ambulance.
Chief Deputy Kent Bauman
Yay!! The faggot finally did something...ah shit now I have to catch up on 15 pages.
 
- Someone other than the person on probation getting seriously injured in the accident
If there were serious injuries, I think they'd have been reported. It sounds like the Rekieta family suffered injuries, but not serious ones. At least, not serious enough ones to make the cop doing the report give a damn, so probably no broken bones, obvious distress, etc. Probably just being careful because an airbag deployed and making sure there's not whiplash or "invisible" injuries or whatever. I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but He Can Keep Getting Away With It.
 
Man, as funny as this is, I can't in good conscience laugh at it. It sounds like all of his kids were in the car, yes? That's fucked, even for a guy who gets cocaine in his daughter's hair.

Don't get me wrong, I am going to laugh at it in bad conscience, but hopefully his kiddos and the payload driver are all ok.
 
We don't know a lot about the accident, but we can make some inferences. Per the report on scene, only Nick complained initially about any pain. (Nick claims the whole family went to hospital - imagine that bill!)

This would seem to indicate the driver of the loader was fine, and so the majority of the damage was to the van. Nick's arm pain was probably a PEC from cranking his dead hog. Nick demanding everyone go to hospital was to simply try to control the narrative.

The minimal info we get from the sheriff's dept report is the van tried to avoid the loader and hit the bucket, as the loader was already crossing.
A passenger van driven by a 44 year old Spicer man with his family was travelling southbound on Co. Rd. 9 when it attempted to avoid a large payloader that was crossing the roadway in front of them. The van struck the payloader in the bucket area.
So Nick was either driving too fast and/or distracted, and fails to yield to the slow moving vehicle and clips the bucket. Maybe bad enough to total the Nissan, but that's not in the incident report or the press release. Based on the release, the loader had right of way. It's very flat on that area, but there are crossroads and vehicles commonly do cross there. No indications visibility was bad or the pavement was slick. There was construction on the area but I think it was on a crossing road near (or where) the accident occurred.

Barring info not in the report or release, Nick's likely at fault. He was driving too fast or wasn't paying attention, tried to (feasibly?) avoid a collision, and hit the bucket. I hope the driver of the loader really is ok, and that he didn't have to fill out too much paperwork.
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Reported at 17:30 (5:30 pm), huh? so Rekieta was really tweeting that someone else was dumber than cereal moments before he crashed his car.
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What a dummy.
Nick only lives, at most, 5-6 minutes from where the accident happened.
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The accident was reported at the previous crossroad- I think it more likely it was at the driveway crossing for Duininck. The map marker is to the highway intersection. The route doesn't account for getting out of the driveway, but it probably overshoots where the accident happened.

He was either angry tweeting while waiting for the others to load up, or he was tweeting to make the others wait.
 
He was either angry tweeting while waiting for the others to load up, or he was tweeting to make the others wait
Good point, it’s not far from his house, but - it says “reported” at 5.30. There has to be several minutes between the collision occurring, everyone to get out, make the call, give details to the operator… I still wouldn’t rule out driving and tweeting or at least looking at his phone.
 
Good point, it’s not far from his house, but - it says “reported” at 5.30. There has to be several minutes between the collision occurring, everyone to get out, make the call, give details to the operator… I still wouldn’t rule out driving and tweeting or at least looking at his phone.
Good points about the timeline. We also don't know how bad the damage really was. We have Nick's account, but he's a liar. You'd think Mr. Social Media would be posting pics of the wreck.

All that said, I would not be shocked if Nick was driving distracted, but a tweet 8 minutes before the call-in isn't a silver bullet.

Given how close this is to home, I wonder how many near misses there have been between Nick and the local aggregate company.
 
Here it is:

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100064377111988

Press Release:
Re: Motor vehicle collision with payloader
On Monday, June 1, 2026 at approximately 5:30pm, the Kandiyohi County Sheriff’s Office responded to a reported motor vehicle collision with a payloader along the 8400 block of Kandiyohi County Rd. 9 NE in Green Lake Township. A passenger van driven by a 44 year old Spicer man with his family was travelling southbound on Co. Rd. 9 when it attempted to avoid a large payloader that was crossing the roadway in front of them. The van struck the payloader in the bucket area. There were 5 occupants in the passenger van and all were transported to the hospital with non-life threatening injuries.
The Kandiyohi County Sheriff’s Office was assisted by the Spicer Fire Department, Spicer First Responders, Kandiyohi County Rescue Squad, and CentraCare Ambulance.
Chief Deputy Kent Bauman
I hope this leads to severe drug testing, but we know Nick is completely immunized from consequences due to the Zooluminati. Sad!
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tGOMYRqr3hEJust saw that Elissa Clips posted a video of Rekieta appearing on one of those wine mom X Space thingies, and he sounded every bit as good as when he talked about "me, my wife, and my girlfriend" on Melton's stream.
Nick - "You think I'm dumb enough to talk about an incident and possible legal issue?"

Also Nick - "Let me tell you all about this HRO I have and how much of a goo eating cuck Aaron is."
 
Rate me Rainbows, but I would bet that the new anti-Rekieta wine mom coalition will call the local police station to tell them about Nick tweeting around the time of the crash and his prescription drug problems.

There is no way they will avoid such a juicy and easy to interfere target.
They will 100% start cow tipping.
Yeah and what do you think will come of it?
The county is both inept and corrupt and the Rekieta Crime Family attack dogs. All it will happen is that any report made from out of county will get put in the don't even pretend to give a shit pile.
 
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