💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing Redditor who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger cuck visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron in third person on REDDIT. Wife's bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

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Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Votos: 40 9.9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Votos: 14 3.5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Votos: 12 3.0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Votos: 192 47.5%
  • Continuance...

    Votos: 146 36.1%

  • Total de votantes
    404
  • Encuesta cerrada .
Good catch. I would read that as this stretch of road (given CR 127 from and to after it),
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but there could still be construction equipment around for that.
Especially around 5:30, the crew was probably wrapping up for the day. Worker could have been driving the payloader back to storage if they had finished what they needed it for. Hard to say if that would mark the location of the accident an official construction zone.
 
With all the excitement of Nick running into a slow moving construction vehicle, this may be a little late, but..

I believe she saw bodycam footage. I also believe I know the footage that she saw. I also believe she is extremely stroopid.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mlo2BqndQac
Nina (In retarded foreigner voice, outside ambience audible): "Nick was pale white and blue in it. Like ghost, probably because drugs. He move very stiff and jerky. They also cut away to different unrelated clips. Me not understand why, they also add sound effect to them. American bodycam weird."
 
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Nick is fucking glued to his Twitter account. He's taken Melton's advice of "stop replying to every 10 follower alog" and wiped his ass with it.
 
I don't know, those are google pictures. For what it's worth there was some construction on Country Rd. 9 taking place from May to June.


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Lines up pretty well, I don't know a ton about road construction but the last update was from 5/21 where a crew was beginning the base courses, whatever that means.
In other words, the road was already known by Nick to be under construction, as it had been for weeks at that point. Plus it's spring/summer in Minnesota, which is when everything gets repaired before the snows starts in July.
 
In other words, the road was already known by Nick to be under construction, as it had been for weeks at that point. Plus it's spring/summer in Minnesota, which is when everything gets repaired before the snows starts in July.
Implying there was anything in Nick's brain other than "what's the best response I could make to this tweet?"
 
Implying there was anything in Nick's brain other than "what's the best response I could make to this tweet?"
Hey now, Aaron Imholte is always in Nick's brain. More likely than not Nick was thinking about Aaron's face and/or dick right before he smacked into that piece of equipment. This is all Aaron's fault damn it!
 
I did everything right!
Poor perfect Nick, always being attacked by streamers who don't mention him, entire state governments out to destroy him, animals who taunt him into killing them, drugs that fly into his mouth without consent, and now construction equipment with a death wish popping out from behind invisible bushes.
 
Here it is:

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100064377111988

Press Release:
Re: Motor vehicle collision with payloader
On Monday, June 1, 2026 at approximately 5:30pm, the Kandiyohi County Sheriff’s Office responded to a reported motor vehicle collision with a payloader along the 8400 block of Kandiyohi County Rd. 9 NE in Green Lake Township. A passenger van driven by a 44 year old Spicer man with his family was travelling southbound on Co. Rd. 9 when it attempted to avoid a large payloader that was crossing the roadway in front of them. The van struck the payloader in the bucket area. There were 5 occupants in the passenger van and all were transported to the hospital with non-life threatening injuries.
The Kandiyohi County Sheriff’s Office was assisted by the Spicer Fire Department, Spicer First Responders, Kandiyohi County Rescue Squad, and CentraCare Ambulance.
Chief Deputy Kent Bauman
Did sticky Nicky not think about slowing down and letting a 10 ton vehicle cross the road in priority to him? Galaxy gas effects the driving part of the brain apparently
 
Did sticky Nicky not think about slowing down and letting a 10 ton vehicle cross the road in priority to him? Galaxy gas effects the driving part of the brain apparently

You just don't understand that it was not his fault. In fact I am sure he is working at a warp speed pace to finish his CLE requirements so he can take the company in the driver of the loader to court and sue!!!
 
Three of the kids were in the car with them. Even if all of them are going to be fine, this is probably their first experience with a lasting injury. Whiplash fucking sucks, and you're always nervous to drive/be driven for a while after an accident like that. For three kids who apparently spend every waking moment in the car, this is going to be an awful adjustment period for them.

Good job, Nick. This is rock bottom for anyone with a soul. You wrecked your car and almost killed yourself, your wife, and most of your kids. But, knowing you, you'll use this accident as justification for the DUI's you've gotten away with. "I never crashed when I was doing cocaine!" "I really do drive better drunk lol!!"
 
I thank God every morning that I’m not from Minnesota.

In fact, in the Great State of (Ramenia), Nick’s ass would’ve been beaten by the construction crew without consequence and the cops would’ve stuck him into county jail for the night. And a piss test to boot. Father Bowl was in construction, so I know how furious the loader guy was. Man just wants to get home from his honest job without a junkie decapitating his kids on his vehicle.

I walked away from this thread because it wasn’t funny anymore. This cements it.
 
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