"Or crush the life out of other men that would do you harm"
What is it with the thinking that rage and violence belong in courtship? I get that they only view life through video game and anime terms but why would they think women want to be around that kind of negativity no matter what else the guy has going on for him? Women's lives don't revolve around trying to find a hero to go beat up the legions of vile enemies they apparently accrue while going to school and work.
It's a lot like Chris calling himself a virgin with rage. Even if Chris were a non-autist and a swole chad... nigga what makes you think any woman wants a guy who is proud of having rage to be inside her at any point?