My partner and I went out to a bar last weekend with some of his friends, including one who is a trademarked Nice Guy who always whines at parties about how women never talk to him and he never even gets a first date, etc etc. Normally I humor the guy because there's usually a group of girls I can talk to instead, but tonight I think I hit my limit on dealing with him for good.
My partner and some of his friends decided to go bar hopping along the avenue, leaving me at the original bar because I like to watch drunk people do karaoke more than they do.
So, his more exceptional but “nice” friend “felt sorry for me” and “kept me company”, which eventually ended up with him buying me all sorts of appetizers and non-alcoholic drinks while we sat at a booth making asinine small talk. He also ordered himself non-alcoholic drinks, too.
He kept insisting that my partner was an awful guy for leaving, that a man should never even bring his pregnant partner to a bar filled with men who will just stare at my tits and hit on me all night (like him, since he couldn’t hold eye contact for more than 2 sentences), and that if he were lucky enough for me to be his, he would only take me out to where I want to go and not make me drive everybody around while I’m pregnant.
I don’t recall purposefully making any kind of face at him, but he ended up shutting up and telling me that it’s girls like me who make his life so hard because all he does is give and give to girls but he doesn’t get anything in return except a look of disgust. I just shrugged and told him not to try to get with women who are already taken, and then he responds “Single girls around here aren’t worth my time and they’re all ugly anyway.” Which is funny considering that he's a 26 year old virgin who probably only leaves the house to hang out with his more successful friends once a month.
I definitely laughed at that statement and he got up in a hurry and left, but he made sure to pay the bill. I felt kind of bad since I just ate the nachos and watched him leave, but at the same time… free food.
We all had a laugh about it in the car ride home, too. I think they just like to keep him around because he used to be "cool" in high school and they don't realize that he's just a sad boy now.