New Years Resolutions - What do you plan to fail at for 2019?

[rabbitgay]

i wanna quit effexor, the withdrawal is a bitch and near impossible to cope with while attempting to be a functioning adult

 

[WeeblesWobble]

Stop being so damn lazy.

 

[spikespiegel]

Think of a goal to have this year.

 

[Bugaboo]

Find a balance between work and other shit

 

[Dane]

goal for 2018 was lose weight, I actually fuckin did it

goal for 2019: get S T R O N K G

 

[PoisonedBun]

Been trying to get ahold of my crippling internet addiction for the past couple of years now. I doubt much’ll change this year either but it’s nice to hope.

I’ve applied for my first real ass job and I’ll hear back from the first applicant round this month. It’d give me something to do with my time. Fingers crossed.

 

[PeckingOrder]

I mostly want to survive 2019.

More seriously, I want to find another job that’s less draining and pays a little more.

 

[Raptor-chan]

I want to do enough squats to maybe have some semblance of an ass.

 

[underscoredash]

for everyone planning to lose weight
take kratom and then bronkaid
then hop on a treadmill for hours every night
I lost 100lbs in one year this way. Only had a few major health scares that hospitalized me but that was because of the smoking while wearing nicotine patches combined with being up several days up at a time.
also intermittent fasting

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Exercise regularly. I've lost about 100lbs so far (over halfway to my goal!) but still have a ways to go and I suck at sticking to exercise routines. Yesterday was day 1, so we'll see how this shit goes.

Also stop sucking at money and actually finish getting out of debt. I have lower hopes for this one, but eh. I can only do my best and changing habits is goddamn hard. I've been making progress, at least.

There are some other little things, but those two are the priority changes.

Good luck, bitches, and happy New Year!

 

[grumbleBum]

I’m going to stop stealing much younger boys from munchie bitches I don’t like and smoke less weed.

 

[zrowsdower]

I plan to get my heart broken harder than ever before.

 

[Belmont]

I resolve to do a lot more reading than I did last year. Old or New. Rereading included. Top of the list right now is the Ian Fleming Bond books.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Make more goddamn money fam

Be an elderly faggot on this board

Give dear leader some more money when I make it

Spread love and kindness as best I can while screaming at people in my car on the way to work

 

[The I Scream Man]

Also probably actually lose some weight and stop being a fat fucker

 

[The I Scream Man]

Master the art of triple posting

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

2017: quit drinking until I blacked out every night
2018: went back to school to finish my masters
2019: recover (again) from the eating disorder that came back as soon as I was in school again. Because I'm an idiot who can't handle stress without self-destructing

 

[Brother Rabbit]

-Keep a daily journal
-Write more
-Start learning a language (Japanese)
-Get a job
-Read at least 20 books
-Start exercising, get into better shape

I want to keep my resolutions so I can look back at the end of the day and tell myself that I'm not pathetic

 

[Bee Scout]

i think i'm gonna go back to my ex cuz i hate myself

 

[Botched Tit Job]

Learn how to make a really good pizza at home.