New Years Resolutions - What do you plan to fail at for 2019?

[HG 400]

Don't plagarize my resolutions

You know you'll never accomplish any of these things but still you've made a resolution anyway.

 

[WW 635]

You know you'll never accomplish any of these things but still you've made a resolution anyway.

Just like your resolution to not get raped again.

I'll see you in Maccas carpark

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I'm going to stop wasting immense amounts of time being an utter spastic on here.

It's going to go marvellously.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

I need to start drunk dialing my crush who will never love me.

 

[guccigash]

I have no need for resolutions. I self actualised in 2018.

 

[fat]

Stop being like my username and lose some weight. I already dropped the first 80 pounds so hopefully the last 30 comes off painlessly. Start strength training once I'm done losing weight and gain some back in muscle. Go on hikes with my family. Be kinder to my body in general.

 

[Jewish Hitler]

Want to pass my exams, be less depressive and stop caring too much about others. Oh and I'd also like to somehow lose my virginity.

 

[Admiral Rice]

Finally pay off my car, maybe find a better job and strive not to kill myself 8)

 

[Spicy Hog]

I'm going to become a lot more socially active, I have passive friendships at work but I think I'm going to try and put myself out there more. The more social and active I am the higher chance of me being run over by a bus or killed in a mass shooting at a hard gay rape themed strip club.

 

[Bernard Buttfart]

Finally finish making a game

 

[guccigash]

I have no need for resolutions. I self actualised in 2018.

I realise that this may sound optimistic, hence the optimistic ranking already. And I can't explain why I have self actualised because that is power levelling (someone kindly explained power levelling to me in chat today). But I have genuinely self actualised this year. It's great. This is like the KF version of Scrooged. It could happen to you.......

EDIT - BRING FORTH MY AUTISTIC RATINGS

 

[Changeofheart]

Hit the local gym and try to gain some muscle mass. I'm not fat but i would like to become more active. All of my hobbies and my job as well are too sedentary.

 

[Connectingdotsanddogs]

Learn what a jpeg is

 

[lolwut]

Stop sending bees to other tenants through the ventilation system.

 

[DT 211]

Take over the Internet then get gunned by the swat in fear of me overthrowing the government.

 

[Yutyrannus]

get fucking swole

 

[Connectingdotsanddogs]

Execute order 66

 

[pozilei]

Start a collection of garden gnomes to commemorate my favorite cow Jake Gnome Alley.

But for real: get a promotion. I managed to go from being a temp whore to permanent employment this year so I'm hoping by this time next year I'll have some further training and/or different position based on my previous qualifications.

 

[Equinox_]

Get a car so I can stop using public transportation.

 

[Connectingdotsanddogs]

Escape the other farm I am in