New Years Resolutions - What do you plan to fail at for 2019?

[The Reaper]

I just want to schedule my time better. The last year I struggled to accomplish things just because I was being bad with my time. I want to set myself up to complete tasks I'm given in a more efficient manner.

 

[atari]

Completing my love quest and finally actually dating someone (), learning Japanese like I’ve been meaning/wanting to do for ages, and improving my art are my main goals. I’d like to get out of my comfort zone more next year as well.

 

[c-no]

After having a conversation with a guy that does computers and him telling me it's never too late, I've been thinking of getting back into the computer major I was doing before I added Philosophy as a double major. By the time summer rolls around, I'll be back at square one in a community college where I'll likely be stuck in college for 2 years or more because they don't have as many classes and only offer them on one semester.

Another resolution is to lose weight and by the time I start school again, I'll likely still keep myself at the same weight range.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

I'm going to try get out of a rut that I've been in since the beginning of this year.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

My resolution is to shitpost.

 

[Cosmos]

I currently have a BMI that falls into the overweight category, I'm not yet a landwhale and I haven't yet hit the obese category but I do fear one day hitting it.
My New Year's Resolution is to get back down into the healthy BMI I've already lost 17 pounds since I started making an attempt in November.
Here's hoping by this time next year I'll be healthy

I’m in the same boat (although I haven’t lost that much weight yet). I really need to learn how to eat properly instead of skipping meals and then binging on unhealthy food when I’m too hungry to consider healthier options. 2019 will be the year I finally learn how to care for my body.

 

[oldTireWater]

I have GOT to start fixing shit around my house. Realistically though, the best I can hope to do is be a little more focused when I practice the guitar.

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

I got real lazy a while back and stopped brushing my teeth entirely. Since it's been about eleven months now, I've resolved to finally start brushing my teeth again (the ones that are left anyway).

For next year's resolution, I think I'll try bathing again and see how that goes. I'll miss my stink lines though.

 

[Mao Hao Hao]

Lose weight and get back to how I was a few years ago.
Get more focused on my art skills, finish some ideas and pieces that I've let sit there for far too long.
Possibly start my lifelong goal of wanting to work in a science field, since I managed to get a pass grade for an adult maths course this year (I sucked at maths in school so couldn't do biology at college).

 

[useless lurker]

Gonna finish my nursing degree and buy myself a new car.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

This is the noblest of all causes. Semper Fi , friend

Eventually Bam Margera is no longer a person but a title that one person wears.

I’d like to quit procrastinating and break some of my bad habits I’ve had since I was 16 while developing good habits.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Errybody losing weight but I've resolved to leave humanity behind and go full bara mode and give every twink and THOT I come across daddy issues. Get my lifts up and finally join the 1,000 club ( looking at you overhead press we hitting 200 this year). Get my truck a new paint job ( she's going through a goth phase... fukken teenagers). Teach my cockatiel the Final Fantasy victory theme, she dances when I whistle it now to train her to whistle it back. Get to 9,001 on my shit posts here. And finally I resolve to take a real fucking vacation for the first time in 11 years.

 

[JB 236]

To stop using kiwi farms

 

[Fliddaroonie]

I currently have a BMI that falls into the overweight category, I'm not yet a landwhale and I haven't yet hit the obese category but I do fear one day hitting it.
My New Year's Resolution is to get back down into the healthy BMI I've already lost 17 pounds since I started making an attempt in November.
Here's hoping by this time next year I'll be healthy

Good for you! That's a great start and I wish you contoncon success

 

[Tealeaf]

lose weight
get married
found a sex dungeon

 

[MrTroll]

Stop wiping my ass with TP. The blood-sucking corporate parasites of Big Toilet Paper have gotten enough of my money over the years; it's time to take a stand. From now on it's old newspapers or nothing.

 

[Black Waltz]

Make new friends, get a job that lasts longer than a couple months, spend more time with my crush, maybe go back to school
Or just drink myself to death, idk

 

[DavidFerrie]

Lose some weight, and get back in shape. I know, everyone makes that pledge on 1/1, but I need to regain the lean, energetic build and life I had at this time last year, when I was doing eleven-hour days of hard physical labor, rather than sedentary office work, to pay the bills.

 

[Banh Xeo]

Quit smoking

Move to a new country

 

[ricecake]

I did my 2018, to stop dressing like a slob. 2019 is to turn my apartment from a filthy hovel to a place where married adults live. Not optimistic.