New Years Resolutions

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A lot of people make these, very rarely are they kept. What are some of your resolutions?

Here are mine:
  • Get all A’s in school
  • Graduate college
  • Try one new thing
  • Learn to do the splits
  • Spend less time on my phone
 
I respect that last one. Just wait until they come up with an implant that allows your own brain to become the phone.

How many fucking idiots do you think would jump at the chance?

I guess mine would be to spend less time at work and do more fun stuff.

Hell yeah phone implants for brains. Then information can be downloaded directly into your brain. The information eventually will become free because of how easily available it will become to get. And thus nobody will ever have to go to college again because the information can be downloaded! College degrees will be worthless in the future when everyone has phones implanted into their brains!
 
I wanna build a fort using beer cans. If anyone has ideas on how to do it, pm me.

Also, I wanna make some friends here because I feel so left out on all the fun :(
 
More routine exercise.
I need to make my snacks more basic and natural instead of processed crap.
Continue to ache for a slumber I can never find because the dark beast's pursuit is endless.
Take up crocheting as a hobby, use it to meet a nice girl for a change.
 
-Stop sucking at skateboarding
-As a part 2, get a skateboard that isn't 15 years old
-Get a jeeeerb (sent in an application the other day!)
 
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