💬 Off-Topic New year, 2024 troon deadpool - Place your bets on who will troon out, join the 41% during 2024

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HRT Recruits:
  • Egoraptor (already an insufferable faggot)
  • iiluminaughtii (to save what little face she might have left)
  • Lee Pace (already a flaming homosexual, and the vibe has gotten troon-y)
  • hbomberguy (breadtube has a way of rotting the brain)
41% Club:
  • Keffals (dumb son of a bitch keeps courting the heroin and the cocaine with the added depression?)
  • Jazz Jennings (the one trans person I genuinely feel bad for)
Out of the Cult:
  • Chris-chan (???)
  • Liz Fong-Jones (maybe to preserve his vision, what with the estrogen fueling the autoimmune disorder :optimistic: )
 
Hrt:
Technology connections. He's still growing his hair out and is surrounded by troons in his hyper autistic niche. I also bet that if he troons out the quality of the research he puts into his videos will not decrease but his troon voice would be so insufferable that he'll lose viewers.
Hes also fled to mastodon which is full of troons.
I think aella was say she's nb on the basis of that she doesn't fit in with all of the cis girls.
Chantal, because it'll be so funny if she did.

Leave the cult;
Dylan will detrans because it's no longer cool to be trans. He's already winding down on his TikTok posts and he's most likely not taking hormones


41%:
Jazz Jennings. Probably the only one I'll feel bad for. Poor kid.
 
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Too late, already trooned. He calls himself Emily now.
For real? Damn! It was one of my strong predictions plus being tangentially related to the byuucide.

Edit: Yep. Fuck man...
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I still have Marcan for my tech obessed faggot trooning out. Unles he's trans already too.
 
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Recruit: Knudsen -- he's already a gay furry, going further is barely any further
41%: Jazz Jennings (intentional), Keffals (accidental), Ellen Page (attempted and failed)
Cult Escapees: Demi Lovato & Sam Smith -- high profile celebrities that likely did it for attention will step away from it since troonery is (thankfully) becoming a toxic asset

Seems to be an unpopular opinion but I don't see Idubbbz trooning out. I predict it will be a quieter year for him so long as Anisa doesn't drag him into more public humiliations like she's been doing
 
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Jersh will troon out into Jessica Moon. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ’em.
 
I can't imagine Dylan detransitions this year unless the pendulum swings hard the other way. That being said, put me down for 41%, after managing to destroy yet another brand and getting shat on even by other trannies.
@Kiislova put this down on the table, it's not late and gay
 
HRT Recruits:
Honestly, that's very hard to gauge but I'd have to say iDubbbz. Not to veer off topic but, I would say the Illymations chick absolutely has the markings of a lolcow. I noticed this after doing research on Hive Social, I became briefly curious about her social media sperging because she would say shit that's retarded even by social justice sped standards. I would also not be surprised if she became a pooner.

41% Deadpool:
Three way race between Goonclown, Keffals, and Jazz Jennings. Jazz & Keffals for one are absolutely miserable. One is a fat stress eater and the other a pill popper both of which are used to cope with misery. Goonclown I could see killing himself after getting cornered by law enforcement but that's a very optimistic outlook.

Out of the Cult:
Dylan Mulvaney, as he rapidly approaches twink death is likely to be the one that comes out of the cult. My second choice is probably Keffals ends up leaving the Cult of Gender, and that's only if he actually takes all the criticism received to heart and has finally achieves some sort of humility, then again I find that very unlikely.
 
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Ezra Miller was mentioned a few times as 41%-ing himself and somehow I could see it happening but not intentionally, because he’s such a narcissist and attention whore that he couldn’t get his fix if he offed himself. In his case I feel like it would be more along the lines of him having a nuclear level chimpout in a public place and meeting the business end of a cop’s gun.
 
@Kiislova put this down on the table, it's not late and gay
Ok Ok, a mistake on my part. Don't worry, you are not late and gay yet.

Surprised I am the only bet on him yet. He will troon out, soon. very soon.


Officially the LAST bet not to be gay. Even though you technically are by one hour.

ALL BETS PAST THIS POINT WILL BE MARKED LATE AND GAY
It means you will not get full marks if you are correct, so please keep placing bets 8)
305 bets were made before this arbitrary deadline.
 
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ParagonX9 / Jermaine Blume for HRT recruits: old Newgrounds musician, now a low-profile Ganondorf main on Smash
What a blast from the past. He may be hopelessly irrelevant but one of his songs still lives in my foobar2000 library
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ALL BETS PAST THIS POINT WILL BE MARKED LATE AND GAY
Late and gay submission inbound (I didn't read OP and thought this would just align with LOTY :( )

HRT Recruits
Cathode Ray Dude - Weird looking fat autistic, wore a "Stride with Pride" t-shirt in his video complaining about him fucking up a video, appendicitis and the sewer breaking in his house. Notably in that video he has a greasy looking emo mop and looks as pale as a vampire.
Fredrick Knudsen
Marcan - Already LARPing as a woman secretly, posts deranged shit all the time and is a super aggressive weirdo. Might even speed run to the 41% if the stars align and Tim Apple cucks his shitty Linux distro, since it's the only thing anybody knows him for.
Technology Connections - The signs are there but I'm really hoping I'm wrong about this as his content is really good

41% Deadpool
Ellen Page - OD, either due to miserable life circumstances or celebrity handlers deciding she's worth more dead than alive (schizo but it is a cutthroat industry)
Jazz Jennings - Jaron's narc mom has completely ruined his life and the blowback is going to be astronomical. Call me optimistic, but it might be one of those events that is the final nail troon fad's coffin
Keffals - Drug addicted, money drained, clout gone and a legacy of failed crusades. They'll blame us for it.

Out of the cult
Dylan Mulvaney - Easy one, he'll be gone as soon as the money dries up
 
HRT Recruit - Ethan Ralph. He will be kidnapped by a drug cartel for ransom, but since no one will want to pay it he will be put on HRT and forced into sex trafficking. When they realize no one wants to pay to fuck him because of his oddly shaped gunt the cartel will release him.
 
I'm sooooo late and fabulously gay!! Perfection for this poll, don't ya think?? :gay:

HRT: Meghan Markel and Prince Harry - gotta do something to get attention, and a few more bucks in the ol' treasury. May as well go straight with extra steps, and say that Chuck and Willie keep misgendering them.
Greta Thunberg - she's already autistic. Surprised she's not taking them already.
Justin Trudeau - maybe that's why he got divorced. Would LOVE to be the first Tranny PM/first woman PM of Tranada.

41% - Jessica Yaniv. He's running out of ways to get attention, and his lolsuits aren't as successful as he hoped. Got his ass whupped by a 80 year old. Plus, his life hasn't been worth living since his clitoris ran for the exit.
Ellen Page - had a terrible fake ab muscle accident, OD's on fentanyl-laced T

Detrans - Dylan Mulvaney admits it's all an act. Probably goes Enby, writes a book.
Jessica Alves - that weird Brazilian dude who tried to be Ken....then transed out to be Barbie. Probably will now officially be a space alien.
Morgan Ogre - bummed that Trudeau won't date him, thinks he might have better luck with Justin as a dude
 
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I am going with both Fredrick Knudsen and Fredrick Brennan to Troon out this year.

Keffals for the the troon that will kill themselves this year.

I'll go with Jim Sterling for detransitioning.
 
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