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Yes. Let's just repeat each week. That way she has never failed since she never started. That's how life works right? 
NEW WEIGHT LOSS PLAN!!! DAY 13 - 5/6/18
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I love at the end of the video she flat out asks for asspats. We all know she's gonna eat an entire box of protein bars in between meals and most likely have a protein shake with meals. Also, who needs water when she can have diet soda? Time to dump all that jarred water in the fridge!
Oh...and of fucking course she isn't starting her 600 cal meals until 'tomorrow'.
Oh...and of fucking course she isn't starting her 600 cal meals until 'tomorrow'.
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Holy shit, stop saying you are swollen. You are not swollen. You are fat. A fatty. Fatty fatty boom.
What do you guys reckon she'll weigh in at tomorrow? I'm thinking 505. It's lowball but IMO there's a TARE buffer of like 15lbs she'll never own up to.
EDIT: So Amberlynn woke up in a mood so shitty that she required Mexican takeout to subdue it, even in torrential rain. I wonder what choice things she had to say to convince Becky to make that happen.
What do you guys reckon she'll weigh in at tomorrow? I'm thinking 505. It's lowball but IMO there's a TARE buffer of like 15lbs she'll never own up to.
EDIT: So Amberlynn woke up in a mood so shitty that she required Mexican takeout to subdue it, even in torrential rain. I wonder what choice things she had to say to convince Becky to make that happen.
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She can't even hold herself accountable for a 2200 calorie a day plan, what makes her think she can do three 600 cal meals a day? Gorl no.
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On Monday she's going to call around to see about getting a therapist. I guess her Dr. really couldn't give a fuck. Makes sense since she didn't bring up her weight at all.
Babbling about someone who's actually succeeding in her weight loss. Amber is taking notes about that shit. She'll try it all out, but of course she'll fail. She doesn't accept the fact that it's her fault she binges. It's all "The Binge Monster's" fault. I really hope she brings up this "Binge Monster" shit to her therapist so the doctor can give her a dose of reality.
Why does she think eating more for breakfast is gonna work and keep her satisfied longer. That would work for a normal person, but Amber binges every night. "Dark time" is her downfall. Why wouldn't she realize that?
Oh my god, the constant eating out... "we went out for Mexican, we were gonna go to a Chinese buffet, we got Mexican take out". What happened to yesterday when she said she wasn't going to eat out anymore? But she went out to eat 3 times (or at least attempted to at the Chinese buffet) that same day!
The mind... it boggles.
Ohhh wait, so she's not starting her diet YET! I guess she's waiting until Monday. Sorry, I was half listening to this whole thing, my b. Of course it's always, "I'm gonna start tomorrow" or "I'm gonna start on Monday or next month." Such a fat ass way to approach weight loss.
'I don't believe in prayer but you guys can pray for me' is basically what she's saying when she says, "You guys can pray for me if that's what you want." What true agnostic says that shit? Is she that desperate for this new plan to work that she thinks people's prayers are going to work... as an agnotic? lol, sorry, it's petty but I just find that funny.
"Um, I'm already thinking about, 'What am I gonna have for breakfast? I have 600 calories worth of breakfast'". Jesus, she really is obsessed with food. I completely believe Rafe when she said all Amber would talk about was food. And the look on Amber's face when she said that, eyes bugging and all excited with her hands clasped. True addict.
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Babbling about someone who's actually succeeding in her weight loss. Amber is taking notes about that shit. She'll try it all out, but of course she'll fail. She doesn't accept the fact that it's her fault she binges. It's all "The Binge Monster's" fault. I really hope she brings up this "Binge Monster" shit to her therapist so the doctor can give her a dose of reality.
Why does she think eating more for breakfast is gonna work and keep her satisfied longer. That would work for a normal person, but Amber binges every night. "Dark time" is her downfall. Why wouldn't she realize that?
Oh my god, the constant eating out... "we went out for Mexican, we were gonna go to a Chinese buffet, we got Mexican take out". What happened to yesterday when she said she wasn't going to eat out anymore? But she went out to eat 3 times (or at least attempted to at the Chinese buffet) that same day!
The mind... it boggles.
Ohhh wait, so she's not starting her diet YET! I guess she's waiting until Monday. Sorry, I was half listening to this whole thing, my b. Of course it's always, "I'm gonna start tomorrow" or "I'm gonna start on Monday or next month." Such a fat ass way to approach weight loss.
'I don't believe in prayer but you guys can pray for me' is basically what she's saying when she says, "You guys can pray for me if that's what you want." What true agnostic says that shit? Is she that desperate for this new plan to work that she thinks people's prayers are going to work... as an agnotic? lol, sorry, it's petty but I just find that funny.
"Um, I'm already thinking about, 'What am I gonna have for breakfast? I have 600 calories worth of breakfast'". Jesus, she really is obsessed with food. I completely believe Rafe when she said all Amber would talk about was food. And the look on Amber's face when she said that, eyes bugging and all excited with her hands clasped. True addict.
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11:03 min vid, 5 ads.
- I'm still on the first minute of the video and am mesmerized by her shadow. It looks like a bunny.
- she will be going *to schedule a therapist or a nutritionist. As if they are interchangeable. Hint: they are not.
- about the diet partner she found: "her starting weight is my starting weight. For the most part." I wonder if the weight Amber compared is her actual weight or the number she used when lying to her audience. Which starting number is that? 496lb, 500.6lb, some other number that remained on the scale for long enough to be photographed?
- this new plan is different you guys. Instead of counting calories, she will...count calories. That said, I can see how it could work** if Amber had a shred of discipline in her body, which she doesn't.
- this new diet is a recipe for disaster. Not only will be Amber "starving" herself (assuming she follows it) with only 600cal/meal, the snacks aren't accounted for in the total intake.
- Oh, good. I was worried for a minute that Amber would be depriving herself with this new diet, but she just informed us she's allowed diet soda and extra snacks in case she goes hungry (spoiler alert: she will go hungry)
Sorry, I can't pay attention to what she's saying. I keep on getting distracted by how ill-fitting her shirt is (huge neck hole - is it asymmetrical or is it just sitting wrong? - and how thigh the sleeves are) and by the fact that depending on what movement she does with her arms her entire upper body wiggles.
Edit: even her shoulders wiggle. I don't think I've ever seen a shoulder wiggle before. As for the "new" weight, the one she won't say (the real one) is around 510 - 520lb. She'll probably say she's 501lb on camera.
* I've noticed that a lot of people use "I'll be going to (insert activity they don't want to do here)" whenever they feel pressured, but seldom have the intention of doing it. I came to think of it as a procrastination phrase.
**Anyone with half a brain would divide the amount of calories they can have by the number of meals and get the cal/meal number they should be eating. Amber finds out what her ideal caloric intake should be and ingest it in one meal.
- I'm still on the first minute of the video and am mesmerized by her shadow. It looks like a bunny.
- she will be going *to schedule a therapist or a nutritionist. As if they are interchangeable. Hint: they are not.
- about the diet partner she found: "her starting weight is my starting weight. For the most part." I wonder if the weight Amber compared is her actual weight or the number she used when lying to her audience. Which starting number is that? 496lb, 500.6lb, some other number that remained on the scale for long enough to be photographed?
- this new plan is different you guys. Instead of counting calories, she will...count calories. That said, I can see how it could work** if Amber had a shred of discipline in her body, which she doesn't.
- this new diet is a recipe for disaster. Not only will be Amber "starving" herself (assuming she follows it) with only 600cal/meal, the snacks aren't accounted for in the total intake.
- Oh, good. I was worried for a minute that Amber would be depriving herself with this new diet, but she just informed us she's allowed diet soda and extra snacks in case she goes hungry (spoiler alert: she will go hungry)
Sorry, I can't pay attention to what she's saying. I keep on getting distracted by how ill-fitting her shirt is (huge neck hole - is it asymmetrical or is it just sitting wrong? - and how thigh the sleeves are) and by the fact that depending on what movement she does with her arms her entire upper body wiggles.
Edit: even her shoulders wiggle. I don't think I've ever seen a shoulder wiggle before. As for the "new" weight, the one she won't say (the real one) is around 510 - 520lb. She'll probably say she's 501lb on camera.
* I've noticed that a lot of people use "I'll be going to (insert activity they don't want to do here)" whenever they feel pressured, but seldom have the intention of doing it. I came to think of it as a procrastination phrase.
**Anyone with half a brain would divide the amount of calories they can have by the number of meals and get the cal/meal number they should be eating. Amber finds out what her ideal caloric intake should be and ingest it in one meal.
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When the fuck is she gonna get tired of all that crappy food? You can only have Mexican/Chinese buffet SO MUCH. If she put some actual effort into her food, she wouldnt want all that crap.
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What is she even counting up to anymore?
Her inevitable announcement on how she's going to quit dieting altogether? A mukbang after all the hard work she's done for the past 30 days? Moving to Florida for unknown circumstances? The break up?
It's like she's an inmate marking how many days they've been in prison except she's marking the days she's been alive.
Her inevitable announcement on how she's going to quit dieting altogether? A mukbang after all the hard work she's done for the past 30 days? Moving to Florida for unknown circumstances? The break up?
It's like she's an inmate marking how many days they've been in prison except she's marking the days she's been alive.
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2200 calorie a day plan was pretty lenient of you. Amberlynn hasn't been keeping under 3000 calories since Day 1 of this plan.
It's probably more than the taste. When you're shuffling food into your face like that, I doubt you're tasting much of it anyway. She eats because that's the only thing she can do.
She stress eats, she hungry eats, she bored eats, she happy eats, she sad eats, and overall she just eats to eat. AL doesn't eat to live, she lives to eat.
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I can see it now: Becky finally gives Amber the boot, Amber latches on to new girl who has successfully lost a shit-ton of weight, she moves in under the pretense of a healthy new life but the binge monster joins them and the next thing you know, Amber's MyfitnessPal turns into MyfatnessPal once again.
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15 calorie rice cakes are not the normal sized ones, those are 35-40 calories each. Also I don't see how one unsalted unflavoured mini rice cake is going to make you feel satiated which means she will probably have more than one AND top it off with some sort of spread just adding to the calories.
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Never.
I said it before, I don't believe Amber likes the taste of food (have you seen her cooking?). Amber likes to feel full, and she likes to feel full fast and often.
I suspect the reason so many of the things she cooks are slop-like is because soup/slops fills a stomach faster and more efficiently.
It just occurred to me that the reason she dices up meatballs while claiming she doesn't like their texture is so that she can eat them faster. In small chunks she can swallow with little to no chewing, whereas if the meatballs were whole, she'd have to bite into them.
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lol the reason she thinks this is a totally new and revolutionary idea is bc she was told about it by someone she can project herself onto. Nevermind that it’s just calorie counting and portion control, it made this other sad fat bitch who is nice to Amber lose 100 pounds so it’s different THAN EVERYTHING ELSE.
She needs a therapist and a nutritionist and a good no bullshit doctor, but she’ll spend money on literally anything except things that will actually help her. Her downfall here is going to be the “snacks”. Bc Amber uses meals as snacks, and she’ll never stop at just a protein shake or a protein bar.
She needs a therapist and a nutritionist and a good no bullshit doctor, but she’ll spend money on literally anything except things that will actually help her. Her downfall here is going to be the “snacks”. Bc Amber uses meals as snacks, and she’ll never stop at just a protein shake or a protein bar.
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This is such a perfect example of one of her biggest problems. Every single time she fails at meeting a goal (which is everytime), she just changes her goal. She moves goal posts almost daily to allow for the mental gymnastics that justify her behaviour. That’s why she is never truly ashamed or disappointed in herself, because in her mind she didn’t “fail” if the goal has changed.
Chantal is the exact same way, they really are a match made in heaven. 900lbs (and counting) of pure entertainment. They should have a joint episode of my 600lb life. Fun!
Chantal is the exact same way, they really are a match made in heaven. 900lbs (and counting) of pure entertainment. They should have a joint episode of my 600lb life. Fun!