Science New Suicide Machine With Detachable Coffin Lets You Kill Yourself Anytime, Anywhere

http://www.lifenews.com/2017/11/20/...ffin-lets-you-kill-yourself-anytime-anywhere/

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Does it have a 'slow and horrible' setting?

 

[dunbrine47]

*insert Futurama joke here*
EDIT: Ninja'd

 

[Sperglord Dante]

When the person lies in the capsule, he can activate it and liquid nitrogen will rapidly drop the oxygen level, leading to death a few minutes.

Is this any less painful than choking by conventional means (e.g. rope)?

 

[Bassomatic]

Let's offer a 75% discount to trannies and autistics.

 

[January Cyst]

Is this any less painful than choking by conventional means (e.g. rope)?

Yes, inert gas makes you unconscious seconds and leads to death in minutes after that.
Other than the psychological factor, it is completely painless.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

people who take their own life are losers

im alive and those quitters are not

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I unironically love this.

 

[Medicated]

Yes, inert gas makes you unconscious seconds and leads to death in minutes after that.
Other than the psychological factor, it is completely painless.

Can too many people farting in a room kill you?

 

[January Cyst]

Can too many people farting in a room kill you?

Not really, methane isn't inert and farts have a fairly low gas content.
If you light a match though.....

 

[Kari Kamiya]

And this is more efficient why, exactly? Because cyanide capsules don't have their own kick-ass coffins?

 

[Jaiman]

Let's chip in to get Chris one.

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

If people are going to kill themselves they might as well do it in a clean and civilized manner. Better than some unfortunate train driver getting a window full of an hero.
I just hope people will be willing to use this sort of device, and not just pass responsibility off to some one else; e.g. suicide by cop.

 

[RG 448]

“Print ‘em a Sarco” is going to be the new slang for bumping somebody off.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Does it have a Zyklon B function for Jewish people and a Seppuku function for Japanese people?

 

[Paralethal]

Not really, methane isn't inert and farts have a fairly low gas content.
If you light a match though.....

You know "inert" doesn't mean "lethal" or something lol right?

 

[UptownRuckus]

Futurama was the first thought. Second thought was how easy it is to do...how messed up is that?

 

[January Cyst]

You know "inert" doesn't mean "lethal" or something lol right?

I'm well aware of that.
Inert gases such as helium aren't toxic, they just replace the oxygen in your brain and you asphyxiate.
If they were, they wouldn't let kids handle helium balloons.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

The Exit NuTech Conference “New Technologies for a Peaceful DIY Death”, to be held in Toronto on Sat 28th Oct and live streamed to the world, will see the launch of the new ‘Sarco’ euthanasia machine, developed by Exit International.

So this already happened? Any video?

Edit: Found this...

https://www.trainingbusinesspros.com/members/nutech-program-open/

... seems about as tedious as most HR videos, curiously. End Edit.

Also, only available in red and gold? I'll hold out for purple to pimp my dyin'.

 

[Detrogen]

I think I’d prefer the knife-armed coffin method.