Netflix's The Witcher series

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Last week there has been in Italy the Lucca Comics & Games fair, which has become the main convention on 'nerd' culture in Italy.
There, with the showrunner, the actresses for Yen and Ciri and Sapkowski himself, they have shown three scenes as sneak peek preview for the show. I am translating here their description done by journos attending the panel., since it seems they won't release them anywhere else. I abstain from commenting, except for: First scene, guuuuuurl Powah!

Source (Ita):

The scene opens in the courtyard of a castle, with Geralt of Rivia (Henry Cavill) confronting Queen Calanthe (Jodhi May), who exclaims "Kill them!" A violent struggle immediately arises between Geralt and other people in the hall: the Witcher is extremely skilled in combat.
"It has been called the law of surprise," exclaims a nobleman brandishing his sword (the law of surprise is a custom regarding the reward that a man owes to another man who saved his life), "If you kill them you will kill me too! ”and throws himself into the fray.
The queen rises from the richly laid table, grabs a sword, makes her way in the crowd and approaches Geralt, asking everyone to stop and blocking the Witcher (the two swords meet, the queen is clearly very strong). The woman looks very annoyed. The atmosphere is grim and the sets are really rich in details, at the end of the clip the showrunner explained to the public that Henry Cavill (great fan of novels and video games) insisted on performing all the stunts alone.
The sorceress Yennefer (Anya Chalotra) is sitting by the sea, as a crow whirls above her. The woman whispers to the crow: "For which one of us have you come?" At that point we see a bundle lying next to her: wrapped inside it there is the little body of a little girl. The sorceress starts talking to the newborn, talking about the life she will never live. She almost seems like she's rather talking to herself, a very bitter summary of what life holds: relatives, friends and lovers are all illusions, reality is solitude. "We women are but vessels," he says, "vessels from which men draw until they've drained everything." "You cheated," Yennefer concludes before burying the child in the sand, "You cheated and you won without even knowing it."
In the third clip we see Ciri (Freya Allan) walking alone in a frozen forest: she is very cold and looks hungry. She gets near a bush to pick berries, but someone throws a pebble at her hands to make her desist. It is a boy (Dara, played by Wilson Radjou-Pujalte) hiding behind a tree, who explains to her by gestures that those berries are poisonous.He points to a mouse that runs on the ground at some distance, and the girl replies that mouse is not the kind of food she loves to eat. Shortly after we see the two sitting in front of a small fire, with the mouse on the spit. Ciri tells Dara she's been on the run for three days: she's running away from a man who has a bird on his hat. The boy does not seem to be able to talk: he does not speak for the whole scene. Before taking a mouse bite on a spit, Ciri suggests extinguishing the fire: she doesn't want to be tracked down, even though she hasn't quite figured out where to go yet. Shortly after we see the two walking in the woods: Dara is very cold, and Ciri gives him one of her gloves. The girl sees in the distance a camp with the flag of Cintra (the kingdom of which she is a princess) and is about to head towards it but when she turns around it seems that Dara has ran away.
Calanthe was always like that. It's a regional thing. Noble girls from the southern end of the Northern Realms are often raised in "the elven style", meaning they partake in sport that's restricted to males in most of the North. Calanthe in particular had a reputation for martial prowess and led her own troops on the battlefield. It is, however not terribly common. Prominent women fighters in the North are Calanthe, Meve, Black Rayla, and Renfri AKA Shrike. So not a ton. Not counting dryads (who are of course all women) or elves (who are less sexually dimorphic than humans).

The second scene is the worrying one. It sounds like it starts off fine, nice reference to Sword of Destiny, etc...but the end note makes no sense. Yennefer had no particular hate of men. And her single biggest desire in life is to have a baby, something that was denied her by becoming a sorceress. That's the crux of her character, in the traditional literary sense even. If they fuck that up they have fucked up the character.
 
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Netflix is so fucktarded for paying D&D anything. Disney knew they were hack trash and fired them because of GoT season 8. Their idiotic comments at the Austin Film Festival basically caused them to rush them out. The Netflix deal was only so they could save face after Disney fired their faggot asses. Now Netflix is stuck with these dumb motherfuckers.

The second scene is the worrying one. It sounds like it starts off fine, nice reference to Sword of Destiny, etc...but the end note makes no sense. Yennefer had no particular hate of men. And her single biggest desire in life is to have a baby, something that was denied her by becoming a sorceress. That's the crux of her character, in the traditional literary sense even. If they fuck that up they have fucked up the character.

You realize a huge part of woke culture is babies are icky parasites and no true womyan would ever want one, right?
 
You realize a huge part of woke culture is babies are icky parasites and no true womyan would ever want one, right?
That's extremely transphobic to all non-cis pregnancies and pregnant presenting couples.

In any case that was a thing very common in a particular strain of feminism but it is absolutely 100% the exact opposite of Yennefer's character. They can still do the other thing with virtually every other sorceress, who on the whole are quite happy they're sterile so they can be super hot and have unprotected sex all the time. Yennefer's near obsession with bearing a child is the single biggest conflict in her character after her relationship with Geralt.

Besides, I thought they were trying to rehabilitate the housewife as a feminist choice or some shit?
 
They don't really care about story or plot or motivation. Hopefully its just a snippet but the cliche is that she's a stronk independent womyn who don't need no man and hates babies. Which is really kind of hard because 'The Witcher' is about a family and family dynamics. And they hate families, even if 'The Witcher' family is as non-trad in a fantasy universe as could be.

That's extremely transphobic to all non-cis pregnancies and pregnant presenting couples.

Besides, I thought they were trying to rehabilitate the housewife as a feminist choice or some shit?

They only care about it in trans couples or care about kids if they're a) Drag Queens or b) Trans (IE: Giving them puberty blockers and rending them sterile). Otherwise cis people can die off for all they care. Even if they are cis and unfuckable and won't reproduce anyway.

Haha, no. That was a small branch of feminism that lost. If you're a housewife, you're a slave to the patriarchy. You need a job a career, all this shit. If you're a woman and want to be a house wife or have a family, you're pretty much shamed.
 
Why can't she be a stronk independent womyn who needs a man and wants a baby? Only autists and psychopaths can live without human connections.

Also that scene is almost funny with her burying a baby and all, since in the books one of her major sources of income was discrete magical abortions for rich noblewomen. Oh hey, a woman that grew up an abused deformed peasant who desperately wants a family makes a living giving abortions to spoiled countesses. It's almost like there's a class conflict here and some statement to be made about inherited privileges. You'd think they'd go right for that.

Anyway, she better hope men keep pumping and dumping and women keep going with it, or she'll be substantially poorer.
 
I saw an article mention that Hissrich made some comments on reddit concerning the ridiculous ballsack Nilf armor, and damn is her reasoning funny. It's as if she's never read the books or she doesn't give a shit about them.
The comment. I don't want to bother looking up if she's said something else on reddit, that will just make me more upset.
The thought process was this: unlike the Cintran army, which consists of highly-trained knights and specialized soldiers under Calanthe's royal lead, the Nilfgaardian army is one of conscription. As they march northward, the army pillages towns and forces villagers into military servitude. They are not an elite fighting force -- yet. There are powerful leaders in the forefront, yes, but the army itself is more rag-tag, borne of necessity, without glamour or means. Their armor reflects that.
Why is Cahir wearing it, then? Wasn't he of a noble family?
And yeah, the army that's been conquering territories left and right, has managed to eliminate most if not all monsters from the Nilfgaardian land and is successfully marching to bend over the North is rag-tag and shitty in that area. Sounds right.
Not to mention it looks like fucking garbage. Give me all the bullshit reasoning you want, but at least make the armor look good.
What's it supposed to be made of, anyway? Leather?

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Reminder the books were Twilight-tier in term of writing (or at least became that later on). Ciri ending up on Earth or at least a world based on Earth and becoming the Lady of the Lake and Geralt being killed by a peasant with a pitchfork was dumb (thankfully the games went their own way)
 
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Reminder the books were Twilight-tier in term of writing (or at least became that later on). Ciri ending up on Earth or at least a world based on Earth and becoming the Lady of the Lake and Geralt being killed by a peasant with a pitchfork was dumb (thankfully the games went their own way)
Pleb.
 

Here's a pretty cool Witcher fan film in the meantime. I've only watched like 20 minutes for now, but it seems solid. At least there's no ballsack armor to be seen here, too.
 
The final trailer gave us our first look at Woke!Fringilla.

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This is how she was depicted in The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

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And since they've said the series is based on the books rather than the games, here is a sentence describing her from Lady of the Lake:
"And Fringilla Vigo. Dejected. Sad. And pale with a truly deathly, morbid, utterly ghastly paleness."
 
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I wonder if the show will have any traction, considering the Ending of Game of Thrones might have poisoned the well in terms of Fantasy for many people.
Having a second season already announced might show confidence on Neflix` part, but they are not averse to cancelling expensive shows after a mandatory season 2.(Marco Polo, Sense8......)

The final trailer gave us our first look at Woke!Fringilla.

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This is how she was depicted in The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

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Fringella Vigo? More like Gorilla Negro.
 
I wonder if the show will have any traction, considering the Ending of Game of Thrones might have poisoned the well in terms of Fantasy for many people
I'm really curious to see how the show does too. The games (or, rather, The Witcher 3) are popular, so it would be logical to assume that the show could be popular as well, but everything about it just looks so generic and boring to spark genuine mass interest. If they set themselves apart from other fantasy tripe (like the games did with their Slavic aesthetics and a more playful cheeky tone, which made the games look and sound unique for the most part), they'd probably be fine in terms of viewership, but so far it seems like no such effort has been made. After all, the showrunner herself has admitted to aiming at the worldwide market with this show, so it simply has to look as all-encompassing and generic as possible, in her eyes.
 
I'm really curious to see how the show does too. The games (or, rather, The Witcher 3) are popular, so it would be logical to assume that the show could be popular as well, but everything about it just looks so generic and boring to spark genuine mass interest. If they set themselves apart from other fantasy tripe (like the games did with their Slavic aesthetics and a more playful cheeky tone, which made the games look and sound unique for the most part), they'd probably be fine in terms of viewership, but so far it seems like no such effort has been made. After all, the showrunner herself has admitted to aiming at the worldwide market with this show, so it simply has to look as all-encompassing and generic as possible, in her eyes.

there's nothing wrong with fantasy tripe, it's not like there is a lot of it in the first place for budget reasons alone.
besides, in witcher's case it was never about the material itself but netflix trying to have their own GOT, same reason amazon is doing wheel of time.


literally "we want the GOT audience"
 
I'll be watching at least the first episode because I already have Netflix for other reasons. I'm pretty lukewarm right now, but I was really lukewarm about everything I saw of Game of Thrones before it actually aired, and for all that show's MANY problems, the first season was good.

So if you want to know what the biggest Witcher sperg on the board/utter degenerate thinks of the show, there's that.

They made Istredd black. Oh, /tv/ better have a whole pile of CUCK and BLACKED memes ready when Yennefer fucks him.
 
Is Dandelion/Jaskier white? I can't remember from the casting list. I know that pretty boy (well, until his face got fucked up) Vilgefortz is played by a street shitter.
 
Watching the trailers, Dandelion does indeed seem to be white.

The entire Indian Caste System is based on how dark your skin is. So yeah, there are very light skinned Indians.
Well that's something of an exaggeration since huge chunks of India have never had a caste system or only had it sporadically. And it was upheld more or less strictly over time. Plus Arab invasions muddy the waters.

But yeah in Northern India the upper class have a tendency to have a bit more of the original Indo-Aryan phenotype, which is not as dark as the Dravidian one.
 
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