Netflix's Texas Chainsaw Massacre

[Not Jewish Wario]

It has just been annouced that a reboot/sequel version of the 1974 horror classic Texas Chainsaw Massacre has been picked up by Netflix. This movie will be directed by David Blue Garcia and will star Elsie Fisher (Eighth Grade), Sarah Yarkin (Happy Death Day), Jacob Latimore (The Maze Runner) and Moe Dunford (Vikings).

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[Rootbeer]

I don't know how they'll top the pozzed 2013 remake (sequel reboot?) with Alexandra Daddario, but it's Netflix, they'll somehow find a way to make it even more gay.

Just leave my boy Bubba alone for god's sake...

 

[Red Hood]

Dog won't hunt.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Somebody who saw a test screening leaked the whole plot and it sounds really shitty.

 

[NigKid]

Can someone explain to me why netflix has to be ging at 200mph tard speed at all times? do they only employ black queer downs people?

Somebody who saw a test screening leaked the whole plot and it sounds really shitty.

woudlve been more surprised if it wasnt tbh

 

[The Nothingness]

So how is Leatherface going to be handled by Netflix? The character's inspiration was from serial killer, Ed Gein, who made skin suits from the two women he murdered. He has been described of having the role of the "abused wife" within his family as seen in the 1974 film. And in fourth installment (released in 1995), he was depicted as a transvestite with an identity problem (much like in the original). I would have thought a character like him was too "problematic" for Netflix.

 

[Tism the Return]

No matter what Netflix can't make Texas Chainsaw Massacre worse than the last movie did unless it devolves into woke stereotypes dunking on the Sawyer family or something retarded like that.

 

[verissimus]

No matter what Netflix can't make Texas Chainsaw Massacre worse than the last movie did unless it devolves into woke stereotypes dunking on the Sawyer family or something retarded like that.

Don't underestimate their retarded power.

 

[Product Placement]

Wonder if this means Netflix will dump it out for Halloween, so far only got Army of Thieves for around then.

I have no idea how it could be worse than Leatherface from 2017 or Texas Chainsaw 3D, but that doesn't mean I have high hopes for it, fully expecting a bad movie.

 

[vulg]

it's one of those IPs that just keeps on getting gang raped by rape hungry gold chasing retards.

the original film still holds it's weight today, maybe even weighs heavier since it's "horror" novelty has worn off and it's better appreciated in other ways.

the end scene has such a strange beauty :0

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I don't know how they'll top the pozzed 2013 remake (sequel reboot?) with Alexandra Daddario, but it's Netflix, they'll somehow find a way to make it even more gay.

Just leave my boy Bubba alone for god's sake...

Honestly there would be no way to top the shitty 2013 movie and it’s sequel where it decided the cannibal murder family are a bunch of misunderstood outcasts and then have them be in conflict with some other family as though it’s some sort of rivalry. It felt like some bizarro fan fiction brought to life

 

[Ketamine Kat]

I can't wait for Netflix to turn Bubba's family into wholesome non-racist individuals, for all the white people to die, for the shoe horned gay cop in to kill the racist retard trans gendered black Leatherface and for the jewish cripple protagonist to escape unharmed.

 

[OfficerBagget]

There's always way too much focus on Leather Face. The whole family is what makes the movies great. Matthew McConaughey, Lee Emry, Bill Mosely


These were the crazy performances that made Texas Chainsaw for me. And none of them were Leatherface

 

[Ensok]

Hell, this franchise has been nuts when it comes to sequels since the very first one. The 2003 remake wasn't bad though. It hit that sweet spot of "different enough to justify existing in the first place while still being The Texas Chainsaw Massacre". And it had some legitimately scary moments and good acting. RIP R. Lee Ermey.

I somehow doubt this Netflix remake will be as good.

 

[Dysnomia]

So how is Leatherface going to be handled by Netflix? The character's inspiration was from serial killer, Ed Gein, who made skin suits from the two women he murdered. He has been described of having the role of the "abused wife" within his family as seen in the 1974 film. And in fourth installment (released in 1995), he was depicted as a transvestite with an identity problem (much like in the original). I would have thought a character like him was too "problematic" for Netflix.

They can just explain that all his pain is from enduring years of transphobia.

 

[Ruin]

They can just explain that all his pain is from enduring years of transphobia.

I'm pretty sure the staff at Netflix are wet/hard as hell at the prospect of making yet another movie where southern rednecks are the villains.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Calm down, Legendary produced it, not netflix. They only picked it up for distribution, so it I only expect it to be half as pozed as you'd think

 

[Not Jewish Wario]

Calm down, Legendary produced it, not netflix. They only picked it up for distribution, so it I only expect it to be half as pozed as you'd think

Still a bad sign. The last movie produced by Legendary to release on Netflix was Enola Holmes.

 

[RollerGator]

It's going to be about Leatherface exploring trans identity and escaping his bigoted redneck family.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

So how is Leatherface going to be handled by Netflix? The character's inspiration was from serial killer, Ed Gein, who made skin suits from the two women he murdered. He has been described of having the role of the "abused wife" within his family as seen in the 1974 film. And in fourth installment (released in 1995), he was depicted as a transvestite with an identity problem (much like in the original). I would have thought a character like him was too "problematic" for Netflix.

Ed Gein is a enby icon now