NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[AnOminous]

Weirdly, when Japan imposed austerity the population mortality rate went down. Weird that doesn't get enough of a mention. Personally I'd say the deaths caused by austerity in the UK is 'some' but not 130,000.

Isn't the UK the country Americans use as a model for how we should socialize healthcare in the US? And they're literally murdering more people than Auschwitz, apparently?

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Isn't the UK the country Americans use as a model for how we should socialize healthcare in the US? And they're literally murdering more people than Auschwitz, apparently?

Used to be the UK that the commies idolized, but now they have a fetish for Sweden and Norway.

 

[BubbleButt]

Imagine being intimidated by three shlubs from Wisconsin.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Used to be the UK that the commies idolized, but now they have a fetish for Sweden and Norway.

They all just want to diddle Greta Thunberg.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Disney(tm)Era is PISSED because RLM made a video mocking their sacred mouse-shaped cow again.

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Tim Hideacuck is cancelled for associating with people who insult Star Wars(tm)

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Sure is strange how its the dipshits with Star Wars(tm) avis who cry the hardest every time RLM mocks Disney(tm). Really fires the neurons.

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By "trans people" Cheetos means "Star Wars(tm)"

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Sure, the only time we ever cry about RLM is when they shit on Disney(tm) but that's uh, just a coincidence!

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If only there was something that tied Star Wars(tm) and Captain Marvel(tm) together...

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Don't ask questions, just consume product and get excited for next product.

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Cheetos is going to hilarious lengths trying to pretend he doesn't have Mickey's cock superglued to his mouth.

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Oh, so they're basically Diggeh only instead of reusing their autistic copypasta to ruin threads they come up with new ones every time.

That's much better.

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It's important to remember Cheetos does not get paid by Disney(tm) at all, he does this entirely for free.

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I'm pretty sure if you asked Surfinn which company is behind both Star Wars(tm) and Captain Marvel(tm) his head would explode.

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Sarcasm = support. Third Reich Mike is clearly one of Trump's biggest supporters.

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Same with Cheetos. Their heads would literally explode trying to think up a way out.

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Denounce the false prophet RLM and support the real lord and savior, Disney(tm)!

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A person cannot possibly be sarcastic when not playing a character (this post is sarcastic)

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He talked about how women should never have been allowed to vote and how Harvey Weinstein was innocent and how much he hates MeToo.

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Something something dipshits desperately pretending there's no connection between Star Wars(tm) and Captain Marvel(tm) shouldn't throw stones.

Though I guess in Cheetos case he's not actually playing dumb, he's just braindead.

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I thought hostility was supposed to be against the rules on Era?

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And then TAJ was banned. You can only antagonize other users if you're on the right side of history, idiot!

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You literally wished death on someone's father cuz he voted for Trump ya fuckin stooge.

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hmmmmmmmm

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Like "you're an idiot"?

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Dragon's Lair?

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Its racist and sexist to say bad things about Disney(tm)? The more you know.

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All person or persons that talk trash about the mouse need to be banned from our cult website

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Imagine stanning for a multimillion conglomerate that pays less than 80% of its workforce living wage. And for no pay!

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I'm sure a white guy doing bad Chinese jokes in the heat of the moment 6 years ago is right on the mind of every Hong Kong protester.

You know what would really be awkward? If beloved Era poster Jason Schreier was caught doing racist things in the past. Boy that sure would be embarrassing for everyone involved.

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PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MOUSE BEHIND THE CURTAIN

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You mean the one where they're clearly playing a character? Like It's Always Sunny does?

I guess I missed the vote where we elected Shitfinn the arbiter of which comedians are allowed to portray reprehensible characters.

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Not 90 whole minutes!

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If Era is cancelling every single person RLM has ever interacted with I'd like to request they start with Moviefat who Jack associates with now. Do something good for once you fucks.

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And closing out the thread is another Star Wars(tm) avatar because these people are a parody.

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Pictured: Third Reich Mike and what happens to the people who try to cancel him.


ResetEra was fine with Cenk while he was denying the Armenian Genocide but saying sexist shit crosses the line. Take that, Anita!

If anyone needs to face genocide on Resetera, it's Cheebo.

Even if you like Star Wars, spergs on Resetera like him make you feel ashamed to do so.

Resetera ruins everything though.

 

[ChevroletBlackboard]

I feel like if Era has any reason to hate Cenk it should be the whole "Denying the Armenian genocide" thing.

 

[HumanHive]

I feel like if Era has any reason to hate Cenk it should be the whole "Denying the Armenian genocide" thing.

Armenians aren't brown enough.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Armenians aren't brown enough.

They're also mostly Christian.

 

[AnOminous]

Armenians aren't brown enough.

Armenians are like if you took Jews and squared them.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

They all just want to diddle Greta Thunberg.

Isn't she a bit too old for them?

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Star Citizen has now raised over 250 million dollars

how many AAA games could be made with that money? 2

www.resetera.com

Shy's ban confirmed as permanent. The white supremacist troon forum just digitally murdered another black man.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

This was the best part of the RLM meltdown in the original thread*:

*three dudes made like 80% of the posts in the thread and were reporting posts enough that the mods locked it to "review the high number of reports" and then just never re-opened it:

The Nerd Crew LIVE Star Wars News!!!

www.resetera.com

then they all went into the RLM threads because they were still butthurt and need to REEEEEE at people who don't hate them

 

[InfamyBrah]

Star Citizen has now raised over 250 million dollars

how many AAA games could be made with that money? 2

www.resetera.com

Shy's ban confirmed as permanent. The white supremacist troon forum just digitally murdered another black man.

Legit worried for the guy.

It's like perma-banning Cheebo or Hobbes, you know those guys are going to kill himself if that ever happens.

 

[Jarolleon]

They never pick up on it, do they. That the way they talk about other people is often a large part of why they don't have any support.

ResetEra is a perfect hallmark of this mindset - 'Vote with us or you're a shitty person.' Which has been repeatedly followed by, 'You shitty people didn't vote with us! How could you?' The problem is never with the message, or the policies, or any of that - it's always just 'Everyone's bigots except us.'

Fuckloads of the people who voted for the Tories loathe Boris Johnson. He's a hateful human being, so I get it. But people expect to hate their politicians and that they'll lie, so they'll vote for someone they hate because they're not actively attacking them at every point and at least saying they'll enact policies they want, rather than the people who are saying they want to make policy they don't want.

And of course, at the centre of it, are troons, whose demands are the current front of the culture war, and who are the first to claim that everyone's out to murder them if they don't get exactly what they want. The UK has given way too much social capital to much less than 1% of the population, and places like ResetEra and Something Awful assume people are voting out of hate, when in fact they're just voting for their rights over the rights of troons, who hate them anyway.

Considering how many of them are narcissists, they just can't stand that people are indifferent to their exaggerated claims of victimhood. That most people don't care to make LGBT rights, heavy emphasis on the T, the single issue they vote on - except that there are people, the modern version of the fabled 'soccer mom', which is probably 'mumsnet poster', who will explicitly not vote for anyone (like the Lib Dems) who make troon affirmation a tentpole of their policy.

ResetEra are so polarised in their thinking, so unable to see shades of grey, that they think anyone who doesn't believe what they do is at best malicious, but usually a generic hate-filled bigot. Classic SJW hypocrisy, hating millions of people because of mind-reading them for being full of hate.

And if there's one clear thing about the troons and handmaidens of ResetEra, it is that they are brimming with hatred and love to spread it out in the world. It's why it's funny that they're powerless, because they desperately want to bully the world and they get frustrated because they're all a bit shit.

To be fair to the troons, they're going to need lots of special rights and stipends for their lives to be fulfillable.

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

Star Citizen has now raised over 250 million dollars

how many AAA games could be made with that money? 2

www.resetera.com

Shy's ban confirmed as permanent. The white supremacist troon forum just digitally murdered another black man.

Now all that time he spent shitposting on Era can be time he spends playing Star Citizen instead!

Oh...

This was the best part of the RLM meltdown in the original thread*:
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*three dudes made like 80% of the posts in the thread and were reporting posts enough that the mods locked it to "review the high number of reports" and then just never re-opened it:

The Nerd Crew LIVE Star Wars News!!!

www.resetera.com

then they all went into the RLM threads because they were still butthurt and need to REEEEEE at people who don't hate them

It's great. They gathered like 5 minutes of "evidence" out of the I imagine around 75-100k combining all of their videos at this point and then relentlessly reeeeee about them literally being Hitler. Rich Evans did fake Chinese in the heat of the moment after being handed a phone and told to come up with something while Schreier choose entirely of his own free will to slap a sticker saying children should die on his face and it's the latter that's perfectly acceptable. There's no consistency behind it, they just choose which people can be forgiven past indiscretions and which can't. HBomberGay stanned a rapist and used to run with Mekotur but he's ok. Dan Olsen downloaded and shared what he believed was illegal pictures of children which would have broken numerous laws just so he could own an internet website he didn't like but we're gonna post his videos anyways. Even the fucking site owner himself has his library incident. You couldn't make this shit up if you tried.

The funny thing is that the overall message of the Captain Marvel review which Cheetos and the rest desperately ignore was that Disney (or any other multimillion dollar corporation) should not be celebrated for doing the absolute bare minimum progressiveness necessary to pander to dipshits. And then here's Era, a website filled with people unironically posting "EAT THE RICH" and crying about capitalism tripping over themselves to defend Disney for being "woke" because they have rich white women as the main characters (since that demographic is the only one that matters) which allows them to ignore the unwoke shit Disney does such as TLJ shafting its black lead character. I'm too lazy to dig it up but the one post where a dipshit goes "pandering is good actually" perfectly encapsulates their website.

The only thing Era hates more than bigots is self-awareness.

 

[AnOminous]

Star Citizen has now raised over 250 million dollars

how many AAA games could be made with that money? 2

www.resetera.com

Shy's ban confirmed as permanent. The white supremacist troon forum just digitally murdered another black man.

It is definitely a white man's forum. Let us pause to mourn another lynching victim of the white lynch mob.

Will nobody stop these white supremacists from their Klan rally hate crusade against black people? Why is the Kiwi Farms the only place their pleas meet ears?

I mean I'm kind of ironic about this but seriously, what the fuck? REEE is obviously ACTUALLY racist. That isn't even a joke. They HATE black people there.

 

[Dreamland]

Star Citizen has now raised over 250 million dollars

how many AAA games could be made with that money? 2

www.resetera.com

Shy's ban confirmed as permanent. The white supremacist troon forum just digitally murdered another black man.

In the end he got exactly what he wanted. Moderation.

 

[AnOminous]

In the end he got exactly what he wanted. Moderation.

I am actually offended by how racist RetardEra is. I'm not kidding.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

I am actually offended by how racist RetardEra is. I'm not kidding.

Truly, Kiwi Farms is the last great safe space on the internet.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

I am actually offended by how racist RetardEra is. I'm not kidding.

Same tbh, for some reason racism is much less offensive when it's not coated in a sheen of social justice voodoo logic that hides it's true face. If you're going to hate niggers, hate niggers. Don't hate niggers and pretend you only hate them for their own good or whatever.

When you've managed to make hardened Kiwis go "Woah man, that's a little much the racism" you should probably pause and take stock of what's going on.