NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[ChevroletBlackboard]

You know, the more the NeoGaffers and Goons try and shit all over each other, they can happily be united in how both of them are taking this at face value.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

I know autism greatly impacts a person's ability to discern comedy but they have a 9 page thread pretending this is real.

Not all of them are saying it's real, though.

 

[Galadriel Malka]

Not all of them are saying it's real, though.

Seems to be about half and half. Still the fact half think it's real is pretty pathetic. Though Neogaf isn't known to be home if the brightest bulbs. They are the same lunatics that happily accept all the shady ads loaded with malware so Galadriel can make his shekels.

 

[Munchingonfish]

The owner of Neogaf pledges to continue supporting the Paris Accord.

http://archive.is/McHkC
Who the fuck does the Elf King Lord Virgin think he is

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

The Sierra Club!

I kept it together until I saw that whopper. Holy shit, what a goofball.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Who the fuck does the Elf King Lord Virgin think he is

Relevant

 

[frozenrunner]

Evilore stumbled into ownership of a (once) successful forum early in life. He received no education past high school, and it shows in every verbose, awkward tl;dr post he makes. You can tell he's self-conscious about his lack of bonafides and tries to make up for it with sprawling, confusing sentences of mostly redundant text. And as seen here, he also loves to make embarrassingly grand pronouncements. As if anyone in the world confuses him with a person of influence or importance.

I don't blame the guy for trying to milk his shekel-dispenser until it's dry. I would do the same thing (though I like to think I would have done a better job of it). Nobody wants a real job if they can avoid it. But Mark Zuckerberg you're not, Tyler. You're not kidding anyone.

 

[Galadriel Malka]

The owner of Neogaf pledges to continue supporting the Paris Accord.

http://archive.is/McHkC
Who the fuck does the Elf King Lord Virgin think he is

Im sure Donald Trump is quaking in his boots now that Tyler "Lord Virgin" Malka has made his opposition known. For Galadriel is the man child elf who claims to have ended 1000 fights and works tirelessly through 160 hour work weeks to put forward the best Neogaf experience possible full of shady malware and midgit shills like Bobby Doucheberts.

 

[Grog]

I've been reading the last five pages of this thread and somewhere in the middle I thought I was reading the Something Awful one. They really are one in the same.

They even have troons.

 

[Lorento]

I've been reading the last five pages of this thread and somewhere in the middle I thought I was reading the Something Awful one. They really are one in the same.

They even have troons.

His head resembles a fat Tic-Tac lmao.

 

[Emperor Julian]

I've been reading the last five pages of this thread and somewhere in the middle I thought I was reading the Something Awful one. They really are one in the same.

They even have troons.

She looks like my dad when he let himself go for a couple of months.

 

[vertexwindi]

Looks like he's on her way to an audition for a Juba the Hutt musical.

 

[Lorento]

She looks like my dad when he let himself go for a couple of months.

"She."

 

[jace821]

She looks like my dad when he let himself go for a couple of months.

Looks like an offensive lineman with a greasy mullet. Also willing to bet "she" identifies as a lesbian.

 

[Munchingonfish]

Even Lord Virgin hates Neogaf

https://archive.is/oqJCO
I guess we know why Bish lost his moderator status. He took out so many members Tyler's shekel machine was drying up. Shame he hasn't done the same to the bi-polar, 500 lbs extreme regressive known as Besada.

 

[robobobo]

So how long until the site owner gets banned for not following the party line?

 

[jace821]

Even Lord Virgin hates Neogaf
Ver archivo adjunto 228724
https://archive.is/oqJCO
I guess we know why Bish lost his moderator status. He took out so many members Tyler's shekel machine was drying up. Shame he hasn't done the same to the bi-polar, 500 lbs extreme regressive known as Besada.

This is what happens when you let your moderators run around unchecked because you're lazy.

 

[Raging Capybara]

Sorry but that text is tl; dr.

 

[76LD910]

They have another thread for the latest attack in London. Considering their response to the last one i can't wait to see how this goes.

 

[Munchingonfish]

Bill Maher chimpout threads:
http://archive.is/I1Zpl
http://archive.is/tfFEM
https://archive.is/lKkKo
The first one got to 21 pages before Modbot locked it.

A member named Diz is going insane in the third one. Even taking a swipe at Besada.

http://archive.is/AjtS9

http://archive.is/Z6H1n

https://archive.is/Il2Ul#selection-3885.0-3885.6

https://archive.is/Il2Ul#selection-5133.0-5133.6

https://archive.is/2rzIM#selection-6320.0-6320.3

Some great stuff in those threads.

Sorry but that text is tl; dr.

Lord Virgin is very insecure about not going to college because he pretends to be a tech mogul. Writing indecipherable walls of text is one of the ways he tries to hide it. "See, I'm smart!" He just comes across as an autist incapable of brevity.