Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

[EnemyStand]

Troons or TERF's?

Por que no los dos?

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Por que no los dos?

Well for one troons aren't women.

 

[NoReturn]

@mdrop22 brought this lunatic to my attention, so please check out their post for the backstory, but here are some additional posts from a 30-year-old insane woman with a psychopathic, theriocidal daughter and an ex-husband who fled across the country.

The breakup:

Daughter isn't taking it well

Cope

Spoiler: What the spread above actually says

She wouldn't have posted this unless she wanted the others in the sub to read it, so I figure I'll take a wack at "translating" for you guys. This is a Celtic Cross:

And in her case:

1. The hermit
2. Three of cups
3. The fool
4. Judgement
5. The magician
6. Six of cups
7. The hierophant
8. Five of swords
9. "Daughter" of wands
10. Nine of cups

Interpret that how you like, but considering she did it while her husband was leaving her, it could go a little something like:
"You are in a stage of introspection. You want to be happy and around people. You got here because you didn't know what the fuck you were doing, and now you have to start something new (because your husband ain't coming back). You know you need to get your shit together, but you're too emotional and stuck in the past. Grow up. You're being influenced internally by your beliefs and teachers, and on the outside you're fighting with the people around you. You want to be a sassy self-assured #bossbabe and eventually you will be happy."

What's this deleted reddit post?

Spoiler: the archived op

Also she's vegan:

And tried to make her now-ex-husband vegan a while back:

Look at her "alter" and tell me this looks like a home that is safe for a small child to live in:

And her reaction after her last post where her kid killed her chinchilla:

Which, by the way, most of this woman's posts are about her pets and not her kid. I'd get it if the mom was trying to maintain the kid's privacy, but I don't think that was her motivation in this case.
She loved that chinchilla, though, and that's sad regardless of anything else.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

And her reaction after her last post where her kid killed her chinchilla:
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Which, by the way, most of this woman's posts are about her pets and not her kid. I'd get it if the mom was trying to maintain the kid's privacy, but I don't think that was her motivation in this case.
She loved that chinchilla, though, and that's sad regardless of anything else.

Rest in power chinbro. F
On a lighter note, it's Angie's birthday!

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Whiteness isn't a modern concept though? Correct me if I'm wrong.


The way these people talk, you would think that they were out lynching troons in the streets. Really though, terfs are just fat bitches that spend all their time reeing on Twitter.


>The Greek mythology fandom
Should I start calling muslims the Allah fandom?


Can someone explain why you would have a hard time sleeping near this rock?


wow very chaos, much magick.


Ah yes, because sticking your pubes in a burning candle requires interpretation to really understand the symbolism, much like a fine painting.


Very true, I agree that healing isn't essential oils and burning sage. It's drinking period blood instead.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Happy Birthday, Angie! I don't have any candles for you, hopefully a bonfire is enough!

Should I start calling muslims the Allah fandom?

Well, they sure fucking reeee when you badmouth their uwu husbando Muhammad, and they love art-policing, and they relentlessly keyboard-warrior....

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Rest in power chinbro. F
On a lighter note, it's Angie's birthday!
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The way these people talk, you would think that they were out lynching troons in the streets. Really though, terfs are just fat bitches that spend all their time reeing on Twitter.

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>The Greek mythology fandom
Should I start calling muslims the Allah fandom?

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Can someone explain why you would have a hard time sleeping near this rock?

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wow very chaos, much magick.

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Ah yes, because sticking your pubes in a burning candle requires interpretation to really understand the symbolism, much like an albrecht durer.

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Very true, I agree that healing isn't essential oils and burning sage. It's drinking period blood instead.

Your attachments are all broken, my guy.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Your attachments are all broken, my guy.

Sorry about that. I tried to fix them, do they work now?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Sorry about that. I tried to fix them, do they work now?

Indeed they do.

Can someone explain why you would have a hard time sleeping near this rock?

It's a special magic rock.

I'd be interested to see if these crystals reveal their magic powers if you test them in a double-blind test.

Well, they sure fucking reeee when you badmouth their uwu husbando Muhammad, and they love art-policing, and they relentlessly keyboard-warrior....

The split between Shi'ites and Sunnis is just a debate over which sequels should be considered canon.

 

[NoReturn]

Can someone explain why you would have a hard time sleeping near this rock?

It's a special magic rock.

I thought it was because the rock lamp is too bright.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

I thought it was because the rock lamp is too bright.

Couldn't you just turn it off?

 

[NoReturn]

Given that Valentine's is almost over, let's see what popped up in the witch-reddit today:

I promise I didn't shop this. It was literally like this, in order, when I dropped by.

Spoiler: More "I'm totally happy and fine on my own I'm a witch" below

Hahahahahahahahaha

Also this was going to go in the pile with the rest, but then I noticed the username:

No one asked.
Also, for someone who just had a breakdown because her kid killed her chinchilla, this woman sure seems psyched about a festival where people tore animals to shreds with their bare hands. Maybe she's just psyched about the orgies and casual sex part now that her husband has left the scene.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

> Burn the Patriarchy
What do you have against the Eastern Orthodox?

Oh, and I've seen that image on this girl I know's Insta story. One of the poems is about AOC if that gives you any indication of how bad it is.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Which is you say

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Eat vegetables you stanky hoe! Mix broccoli with hot sauce then put in the air fryer for 15 min at 350 farenheit or make some ceasar salad and a stir fry.

Spoiler

How come these gods are always speaking in emojis?


Lesbian kiwis, if you met a girl on tinder and then she tells you she's in a sexual relationship with Persephone, what would you do?


It's better than period blood I guess.


What is that?


Use the broken glass for sex magick of course!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Say ”Eid, Pmurt, Eid” repeatedly?

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

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My pronouns are cumslut/cumsluts/cumslutself. Respect them, allocishet shitlord!


Angie, you're breaking my heart. Why discuss how valid identifying as tinkerbell is on Tumblr when you can be with us? Are we not good enough to be around? I even wrote you this poem:

Angie.
The fragrance of cinnamon sticks trails behind her,
And the green locks serves as a reminder,
Of the joy leaves of towering branches of the oak bring me in times of succor.
She left and it makes me cry,
I can feel my hope slowly die,
When I realize soon might be time to say goodbye.
The finest manchego I will bestow,
If she promises to not let me go,
If, somehow, sweet Angie doesn't leave I will be left positively aglow.


How long do you think this addition to our new friend's household will last? Hopefully he has more time than the squished chinchilla.


You start a polycule, is what you do. Obviously.


Please use soap.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

They aren't appropriation, they're just retarded.

 

[Prosphora]

> Burn the Patriarchy
What do you have against the Eastern Orthodox?

Oh, and I've seen that image on this girl I know's Insta story. One of the poems is about AOC if that gives you any indication of how bad it is.

Dont you mean the Pentarchy?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Dont you mean the Pentarchy?

I was thinking of the Ecumenical Patriarch, but yeah.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

Now I want to try to make a Lavender Chamomile cake with Hibiscus buttercream.