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Just discovering this thread, been looking for a place to post this. Varg frequently claims that his pagan beliefs were passed down to him through oral tradition by his family, because even in antiquity Scandinavians never really bought into Christianity and have passed down their pagan beliefs in secret (and they were totally not made up by Varg himself), and furthermore he claims that this is how almost all Scandinavians are secretly raised. He even claims that the only reason his birthname is Kristian is because he was named after a king and NOT because his family was ever Christian, because his family has always been staunchly anti-Christian PAGANS.

He also claims to be related to one of the founders of the Christian church of Norway.
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He's such a pathological liar it's hilarious. He deserves his own thread at this point.
 
Just discovering this thread, been looking for a place to post this. Varg frequently claims that his pagan beliefs were passed down to him through oral tradition by his family, because even in antiquity Scandinavians never really bought into Christianity and have passed down their pagan beliefs in secret (and they were totally not made up by Varg himself), and furthermore he claims that this is how almost all Scandinavians are secretly raised. He even claims that the only reason his birthname is Kristian is because he was named after a king and NOT because his family was ever Christian, because his family has always been staunchly anti-Christian PAGANS.

He also claims to be related to one of the founders of the Christian church of Norway.
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Speaking of neopagans faggoty. Popular /pol/ Neopagans Twitter accounts celebrating Charlie Kirk assassination are always the accounts that are exposed for being run by someone non-white or Pajeets. Everyone knows /pol/ not very white. Are most neopagans Pajeets online?
 
For you witch watchers out there:
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Of course, Jezebel swears they didn’t actually want him to die and just wanted to write a silly little girl article. But the author also had this nice little line:
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I suspect that this is why Jezebel pulled the article down after getting relentlessly shat on. Do I believe witchcraft led to Charlie Kirk’s death? No, but I do think that witches should eat shit if they want to play around like this.

Also, this is the writer: a shitlib from Savannah College of Art and Design. Nothing in her portfolio is worth reading.
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As we reenter spooky season, we see the return of the "I'm a witch!" people to their fall habitat:

Sakhalinian 🇷🇺🇵🇱🇧🇾🇺🇦🎣 · @proud_sakhalinian_2
𝐒𝐚𝐛𝐚 ☦︎ - original sound - seditz.aep
Im starting to get obsessed with them

Katia ᛖᛚᚾᛟᚱ · @katia.eleonor
Heilung - Fylgija Futhorck
#pagan #viking #witchtok #magic #runes #education #learnontiktok #fyp #xyzbcafypシ

Calico · @calicocatwitch
Calico - original sound - calicocatwitch
Everything can be an offering #pagani #hellenic #hellenicpagan #helpol #helpolpagan

Λέων και Νατ 🏛️☀️🥖 · @hirkaila
Λέων και Νατ 🏛️☀️🥖 - original sound - hirkaila
stop 😭🙏🏻 #helpol #greekmythology #fyp #paganism #helpoltok @🏛️ 𝔑𝔞𝔱𝔥 🦇

✧ ༺ Kylina The Witch ༻✧💋 · @kylinathewitch
𝐁 𝐄 𝐓 𝐇 𝐀 𝐍 𝐘 - suara asli - heluvsbethany
They act like everything bad that happens in their life is bc of me like no it’s not my fault u have a headache today Cassandra #fyp #witchtok #witchesoftiktok #witchy #viral
 
No boys, you cannot fix her.

Doesn't matter which one you were tempted to, you can't.
Once you realize that these girls hit the wall harder and earlier than any other you lose all desire to fix them. Every single "hot witch girl" I've ever seen gained 80lbs between 20-23.
 
Who else is making a deal with the Devil to become Internet famous?

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I do love Irish Karen in the comments declaring that the "imported" religious beliefs were false on the basis of "because I said so." "We had no concept of absolute evil and then we were destroyed by people who did!" Compelling argument; your hedonistic civilization was conquered, but the righteous conquerors had it wrong and the path forward is actually worshipping the Judeo-Christian Devil. Makes sense to me, what's your problem?
 
Who else is making a deal with the Devil to become Internet famous?

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If the devil is actually real, going and making a pact with him sounds like the dumbest idea of all time. I’m not going to risk making a personal deal with the most evil entity in existence for something stupid and ultimately transient in return. Is this not what almost all fictional media about this exact topic teaches us?
 
If the devil is actually real, going and making a pact with him sounds like the dumbest idea of all time. I’m not going to risk making a personal deal with the most evil entity in existence for something stupid and ultimately transient in return. Is this not what almost all fictional media about this exact topic teaches us?
Unfortunately too many nowadays don't think Satan is really that evil. I mean it's not like he's Donald Trump or anything.

(That "satan respects pronouns" shirt still gets me - no he doesn't. He doesn't respect anything about you. He'll do whatever, including deadnaming you, that will cause you suffering.)
 
Unfortunately too many nowadays don't think Satan is really that evil. I mean it's not like he's Donald Trump or anything.

(That "satan respects pronouns" shirt still gets me - no he doesn't. He doesn't respect anything about you. He'll do whatever, including deadnaming you, that will cause you suffering.)
To paraphrase John Michael Greer, one of the number one warnin signs of demonic attack is when demons start complimenting you. It's a means of gaining power over you and influencing your thoughts and eventually your actions.

Hence why you see all these teenage girls talking about how they love how comfy and loving demons are compared to angels who are a lot more critical.
 
Was at a Halloween festival last night. It's fun, but also unfortunately attracts Tarl Warwick type retards. Went into a merch tent and saw one vendor selling a book titled "Occult Activism" or something like that.

Had my rosary in my pocket. I'm here for entertainment and spooky kayfabe, not unironic woowoo bullshit.
 
Time for some WITCHES.

Alysia | Chaotic Witchcraft ⚔️ · @lilbabyseagoat777
Posted 4 hours ago
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keegan love - Toxic but its change
One of my fave ceremonies I’ve done more recently 💋 #witchtok #chaoswitch #witchcraft #spells #fyp

Mystic Witch Harmony Rose · @mysticwitchharmony
Posted 4 days ago
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Ortuss - Witches
Samhain Practical Magick Retreat in Sedona is only a few days away!! I’m soo excited!!! #witches #witch #samhain #witchtok

𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨 𝔈𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔥 𝔄𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔩 · @darkearthangel22
Posted 1 day ago
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Artemas - superstar
A day in the life ✨ #witch #witchtok #travelwitch #lovemylife

Mari 𓊆ྀི❤︎𓊇ྀི · @bloodhoundbaddie
Posted 3 days ago
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113 comments
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djauxlord - original sound
True story, I will never get over this 😭🧍🏻‍♀️ ##fyp##witchcraft##witchtok##spirituality##curse

Marcil · @heathersalisbury0
Posted 2 days ago
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Perfect, so dystopian - Ethereal
#witch #witchtok #question #fyp

Let's go to 4chan, too!
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Powerful wizardry at work.
 
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