Neil Breen - a thread about a rather infamous Filmmaker

[Puddleduck]

I remember watching Fateful Findings and thinking the opening with the moving skull was actually pretty cool

Yeah, I'm not really sure how he did that? I don't think it was string, and it wasnt a set so it couldn't be someone underneath the skull...

 

[Chan Fan]

Yeah, I'm not really sure how he did that? I don't think it was string, and it wasnt a set so it couldn't be someone underneath the skull...

Not uncommon to use fishing line to do things like that

 

[Sped Xing]

Breen would not stoop to such parlor tricks. I am sure he sold a few souls for that effect.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

I have a friend who is big into the schlock movie scene. Owns thousands of DVDS. He was trying to get all of Breen's DVDS at once, preferably for a lower price. He wrote a glowing email to Breen about his movies, how he saw them and loved them, he was an underrated auteur, oh and by the way was there a bundle package for all his films.


Breens's email response was two words -

"No discounts."

 

[Michael Wade]

I have a friend who is big into the schlock movie scene. Owns thousands of DVDS. He was trying to get all of Breen's DVDS at once, preferably for a lower price. He wrote a glowing email to Breen about his movies, how he saw them and loved them, he was an underrated auteur, oh and by the way was there a bundle package for all his films.


Breens's email response was two words -

"No discounts."

What a legend.

 

[Chan Fan]

I have a friend who is big into the schlock movie scene. Owns thousands of DVDS. He was trying to get all of Breen's DVDS at once, preferably for a lower price. He wrote a glowing email to Breen about his movies, how he saw them and loved them, he was an underrated auteur, oh and by the way was there a bundle package for all his films.


Breens's email response was two words -

"No discounts."

This is why I have zero remorse about downloading all of them

 

[Sped Xing]

This is why I have zero remorse about downloading all of them

Breen prices his movies with just precision. There are no discounts as they are priced just what they are worth.

 

[feral cat #6385]

NO MORE BOOKS!!!

 

[Starscreams Cape]

Breen prices his movies with just precision. There are no discounts as they are priced just what they are worth.

To paraphrase Gandalf, a Breen movie is never overpriced. It arrives in your mailbox at precisely its worth.

 

[winterfag]

Neil Breen is the only man that could direct a proper Death Note adaptation

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

I want to see Neil Breen's Death Wish remake.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Why hasn't Neil Breen been hired to direct a Star Wars trilogy yet?

 

[Chan Fan]

Why hasn't Neil Breen been hired to direct a Star Wars trilogy yet?

Disney won't let him show his back-sac

 

[Captain Syrup]

"No discounts."

 

[LazloChalos]

Wish I had the know how to add him to the entire game.

 

[Bionicle of War]

Neil Breen is the only man that could direct a proper Death Note adaptation

Haven't watched the show, but the premise seems oddly appropriate considering Breen's previous work.

Why hasn't Neil Breen been hired to direct a Star Wars trilogy yet?

I would rather watch that than the current Disney trilogy.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

New Breeno Kino trailer just dropped.
It's going to be a sequel to Twisted Pair. He wrapped up filming early this october.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

I have a friend who is big into the schlock movie scene. Owns thousands of DVDS. He was trying to get all of Breen's DVDS at once, preferably for a lower price. He wrote a glowing email to Breen about his movies, how he saw them and loved them, he was an underrated auteur, oh and by the way was there a bundle package for all his films.


Breens's email response was two words -

"No discounts."

Truth be told you can't put a price on God's work.

 

[millais]

Neil has another update to share:

 

[Oats12345]

I cant believe he made a sequel! I can't he believe he made a sequel! Why would he do that